OHNONONO

OHNONONO

JUMANJI IS NOW MAKING MORE PER THEATER THAN STAR WARS

AHAHAHAHAH

>the artistic value of goods is intrinsically tied to its fiscal performance
When did Sup Forums become Sup Forums?

LOOK AT HIS LIPS

L I T T Y
I
T
T
Y

They haven't grown up yet

PISS KINO

It's the Dawn of Pisskino.

/litty4life

Reminder Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is an alt-right movie, what are Disney going to say about it performing better than The Last Jedi, they don't own Jumanji's IP do they?

SW has literally no artistic value. It's a glorified mass production movie like everything that Disney does. It's filmed by committee, not by any artist.

>Thinking a commercial flick made for wide appeal has artistic value

How much it makes is the only value it has, Mousefags.

RIP Justice League

>Everyone I don't like is a disneyshill!

Grow up, I didn't see people madea because it does better than a movie they dislike

Who /Raunchy/ here?

Seeking some RELEASE from numbing ANGUISH me and the boys rolled up to DAS KINOPLEX last night after a harrowing forty mile TREK through the frozen WRAITH-ZONE making it just as the ravenous TYRANT MOTHS began their pre-mating MANHUNT. The distant FOG-HORNS gradually being overtaken by the deadly, silken FLUTTERING of their sable WINGS.

The EMBERS of the last audience were dying down in the CREMATORIA, needless to say we had a good LAUGH in the PENIS INSPECTION line when my bro Skyler got DRAGGED OFF by the guards to serve a fifty year sentence in the POPCORN MINES for wearing a non-regulation FALCONER'S GLOVE. The SHOWERS were pumping that good-ol' ZYKLON-B that gets you extra loose for the RAUNCHY fun; trying to hold your BREATH is good practice for trying not to PISS yourself later.

My man ROBERT served us up some tasty and very litty CRAB LEGS with extra 'BUTTER', well worth the SEVEN HUNDRED and EIGHTY TWO dollars FIFTY for the TIP. Once we were INSIDE the film hadn't even STARTED before the first drips of PISS came out. An y'all just KNOW that nothing sets off the bloodlust of a TERROR-GHEIST like warm, 'buttery' PISS. Half the SQUAD was DRAGGED into the OUTER-DARKNESS before our BLADDERS were half-empty but even the keening shrieks of the ORPHANED ONES couldn't drown out this raucous COM-BOMB. When the GUARDS came to finish off the SURVIVORS I was able to ESCAPE by using the CORPSE of my bro JONNY D as a CANOE when the lake of PISS was drained down the sluice normally used for flushing blood and FLESH. I only had to wait THREE HOURS in the rank soup of run-off MEDICAL WASTE and avoid the TELEPATHIC SHARKS that make the sewers their HOME. It wasn’t so bad except for being driven MAD by the hungry WHISPERS of all the GHOSTS. 10/10 SUMMER FUN, would SEE again!

I saw this raunchy comedy last night and everyone was #PEEING#PANTS laughing at Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson and his pals Jack Black and that little muthafucker Kevin Hart! It was certified #LIT made for the FANS! Not those filthy rat (((CRITICS)))!

>"And David put his hand in his bag, and took thence a stone, and slang it, and smote the Philistine in his forehead" - 1 Samuel 17:49

quick someone make a hitler reaction video

>a Disney Star Wars tentpole movie is getting actually hurt by Bright and Jumanji
BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

Because jumanji is a RAUNCHY and FUN lil Holiday romp for THE WHOLE FAMILY. This is a comedy made FOR THE FANS, not OUT OF TOUCH critics and UNMACULINE Star Wars fans. Would you rather take your friends and family to a FUN and LITTY time with an ATTRACTIVE and STRONG redhead as the leading lady or some BORING and OVER THE HILL franchise lead by a 5 or 6/10 SLAG. Can’t wait to see JUMANJI utterly DESTROY this trash in China

Underrated

wait till you see the
OHNONONONO

>jumanji will pass justice league

LITTY

It's the DC capeshitters from Sup Forumseddit that can't spam like this on Sup Forums
>same style of posting
>same meme images
>same time of spam

Who would win? I mean, lil' rock has brute strength, but cuky' riley has the agility and willpower.

A simple reminder : if you don't go see this star wars, and this SEVERAL TIMES, you're simply a racist biggoted white supremacist. A simple fact.

>The Shape of Water
>31% less theaters
>278% the grossing

just

>thread about TLJ collapsing
>yea w-what about DC brehs?
Fooling no one here, shills

I just watched this an hour ago, it was surprisingly good, Hart was annoying but the rock didn't take up the screen as much as I thought he would
I also just wanted to see Jack Black act like an instagram thot
>tfw the salty cucks autistically spamming memes because they got triggered

Are the Russians pouring money into this obvious Alt-Right film? David Goldberg has more on the story at 5

someone fapped hard with their leftie

OH NO Sup Forums HAS HACKED THE BOX OFFICE TOO!

$381 per theater

how long before they pull the plug on the DCEU?

THE RUSSIANS ARE HACKING PEOPLE'S BRAINS AGAIN

Who are they going to blame this time?
>shills bringing up JL for no reason
kek

The only one who needs to grow up is you. Your spelling suggest you should grow your brain as well.

can we trick The Rock into tweeting this news?

The absolute state of Disney brainlets

Well you can drop half a billion just in marketing for one, it won't make it better. The cold hard fact is that Jumanji is a better movie than TLJ so this is only natural

time to get litty brehs

More holiday happiness for the cinema operators who are still locked in to TLJ for two more weeks. Disney is literally stealing their bottom lines now. But hey, yea! Luke is dead! Billion! If you see this as a slaughterhouse model, the box office for TLJ is actually worse the bigger it gets. Every last cattle has to see for themselves how bad it really is. Every two heads through the meathouse is one more who won't be back.

Nobody here gives a shit about artistic values of children's movies. It's just fun to watch disney stumble.

...

Is the new jumanji even a kids movie? I saw the preview and only saw adults like the rock and jack black.

Is this just a nostalgia money grab? Is it jewmanji?

that's because star wars is spread out accorss 4 large screen at one theater, and jumanji is maybe getting 2 screens tops. dumbass

buena vista... heh... more like hasta la vista...

good, why would anyone wish for Disney's success?

its funny cuz not even a week ago disneyshills were still making threads on Justice League in an attempt to slide the attention from TLJ

I finally saw TLJ this past weekend. At first I thought it was shit, for a lot of reasons. About ten minutes in I started saying to myself "This is Reddit. This is memes. This is Reddit. This is memes." For the next 2 hours and 30 minutes I continued to repeat it, and that was all the flick was. RJ is one of the biggest hacks in the industry. It is nothing but a string of loosely connected Star Wars memes designed to apply to the widest possible audience, the EXACT formula of Reddit.

The good news is that the flick, elevated capeshit by any other name, will not pass Avatar. It will be left to toil in mediocrity, like the population it was so carefully focus-grouped to appeal to.

I legit laughed at this, what the fuck is wrong with the mouse.