Things guaranteed to trigger Sup Forums

Things guaranteed to trigger Sup Forums

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Is Tip the people's champion?

Man, that guy must have been a basketball player at some point.

Way to be an ableist cunt and mock this guy's rickets.

>No art of Tip's fat ass

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It's a three-seat, at least; It's kinda rude to hoger all of the place.

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What's this from?
Reverse search only says "cartoon"

Here's how to solve manspreading in one easy step.

>Assaulting someone because balls take up more space than a vagina
>blue hair
oh ok it's one of those nazi folk

If I was sitting next to that guy I'd do the same, that's way too much space regardless unless you have /d/ tier hyper balls

>If I was sitting next to that guy I'd do the same
ok nazi

>If I was sitting next to that guy I'd do the same
sure thing, sweety

>needing to open your legs that wide for normal sized nuts
Unlikely.

The kneecaps should be about 1 foot away from each other.

I have to agree with at least partially. I might not punch, but I would not allow someone to take more than their own place in a crowded transportation. My balls need a little bit of place too.

Also she does the same butbsomehow that's ok.

t. girl
My default spread is 20 inches from kneecap to kneecap

that guys knee caps are shown no wider than his shoulders which is about where knees rest if you're not squishing your balls.

he IS shown to be sitting at an angle and leaning away from the nazi (with his arm shoved in to what I assume is a bus wall) but that could be easily solved by asking him to scooch over a bit

but nazis only think about violence and hurting people so obviously that's literally impossible

Mine too, but if you're in a situation where you're sitting next to people, 12 inches will suffice and won't cause any crushing/chafing

>that guys knee caps are shown no wider than his shoulders
NIGGA WHAT? Invest in some glasses. you need them.

>but nazis only think about violence and hurting people so obviously that's literally impossible
You know what is a fantasy, right?

Just because people enjoy war movies doesn't means they really want war to happens.

The fuck? You guys can't put your legs together without crushing your balls?

>he IS shown to be sitting at an angle and leaning away from the nazi

how far can you make it in?
youtube.com/watch?v=6s43RRJjrxw

>wooooooooooooow

I thought you guys called people stupid for calling everyone nazis. Now you're the stupids?

>they created an entire game that looks exactly like OOTs fishing segment
which came first?

That only triggers Tumb... oh yeah you're right.

half a millisecond into Shmorky saying a word

oot

You forgot the 4th panel where the guy punches her in the face

neat

You can't punch someone while you're cupping your crushed nuts

drop

>someone does something you don't like but harms no one
>lash out and assault them like a retarded child
>bonus points for "teehee I'm a girl so I'm allowed to assault people for no reason"

now it sounds like you're flirting with me

So what you're saying is he could have moved over by sitting up straight but decided not to?

No human has to keep their legs so wide open that they cant stay on one seat, unless they're a huge fatass

has anyone ever been as far, etc.

It's ok. Clearly she has some sort of mental issue and can't be held responsible for her actions.

does my hyperbolic statement that the guy was taking up too much space make you uncomfortable? I'm not even a girl

yes. we've established she's a girl

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are you the onii chan guy from Sup Forums

Yeah, MLP always upsets Sup Forums.

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>he could have moved over by sitting up straight but decided not to?
that's absolutely acceptable, should a black guy have to move just because some white girl wants to sit down? no because that's racist you fucking nazi. remember rositta parker

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the fuck is a jabroni? it's like one of those little horse enthusiasts?

Except having the top of your body leaning away doesn't magically okay for the legs to take the space of someone else.
You do realise that the camera isn't at an angle, but actually in front of the seat, right? The room left for the girl's leg is a clear indication of that.

The artist being bad at perspective doesn't allow you to act in bad faith.

x d sure showed them fellow ubermensch, screencapped and posted on reddit, take my upboat Sup Forumsrother

attacks someone for opening their legs then does the exact same thing?

>but that could be easily solved by asking him to scooch over a bit

This isnt even good shitposting much less a good serious reply

I think it's a type of that cheap canned pasta.

You know. Spaghettios in cheese sauce or spahgettios with meatballs in tomato sauce, Beefaroni in tomato sauce, and Jabronis with tomato sauce.

why dont you get outta that there jabroni outfit

prove me wrong
protip
you can't
because you're a nazi

Geez, it's almost as if that comic was relying on slapstick comedy...

>butthurt Sup Forumscuck mad that this board wont suck his cock like Sup Forums and Sup Forums does

Why do this trigger Sup Forums?

Actually seems fun since i'am Masochist, the kiss part is boring tough

the most reasonable course of action would be punching them both.

>not copping a feel on a man's junk
step your game up Sup Forums

>only reddit hates tumblr

you fell for it!

pic related is you

I bet working that horse cock is fun too

It failed in the part that's supposed to be funny

At least you let me know when you gave up so I dont have to keep replying

Empty Hero is a person's champion
not the peoples but he's someones champion

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I really feel this shouldn't have shows that are still airing, some of them might get better (lol) and some of them could nose dive like SU has been recently.

Though that does take spongebob and simpsons out of the equation which also feels wrong

>gave up
won*
don't need to try when the game is over, that's why everyone hates you nazi

that's kinda hot.

>there's a bunch of other free seats
>gets mad at someone sitting comfortable in an almost empty bus.
and this is the reason of school shootings

If a kick in the junk isn't funny to you, then you are a lost cause to comedy.

That animation is really smooth, I don't even care.

This reminds me that there's not a lot of smut for this show. That triggers me, I guess. Mission Accomplished, OP.

>woman comes on bus/train
>has to have a separate seat for her, her purse, her bags, plus a buffer seat on either side
>SHE NEEDS HER PERSONAL SPACE!!! REEEE!

>man comes on a bus/train
>sits a little bit relaxed, maybe taking up one-and-a-quarter seats
>ZOMG MANSPREADING!!! REEEE!

here, on the house.

It's revenge fantasy comic.

If they don't deserve it or are particularly innocuous it typically isn't.

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NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT

get a load of this guy

>>there's a bunch of other free seats
Actually , there isn't any other free seats.

Then there's no comedy, is there?

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD Sup Forums

I'm scared to click this.

This thread doesn't seem very Sup Forums related anymore

>it was a kiss
>not a lewd nose rub

ONE. FUCKING. JOB. YOU RUINED THE CHEKHOV'S GUN GENNDY.

i could fap to this

>MY FUCKING BOARD
this is what happens when you have no borders
it's our board now

>If they don't deserve it or are particularly innocuous it typically isn't.
1. Kick in the balls can actually be even funnier if the person doesn't deserve it.
2. The guy deserved it anyway.

Where's the Everett True comic where he throws all that shit out of he bus window?

WHERE DO I FIND MYSELF A MASOCHIST BF...

looks like body museum stuff

>YOU'RE SO MAD RN I'M NOT MAD YOU ARE HAHAHAHA

>Ends up doing the same thing

Yay equality?

Not him but now I know you're just being butt blasted about this comic in particular, because that isnt true at all.