Aliens Quotes

>Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Is there a more quotable movie in existence?

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>Hey Vasquez, the ocean called...

I never understood how she could possibly be mistaken for a man.

>No, have you?
This comeback literally makes no sense. Hudson is a man. How could he be mistaken for one?

How many pull-ups do you think the actress could do? I say 3, no way she could do more than 5.

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

>pic related

Spiderman 2002.
>Ya know, I'm something of a scientist myself
Because she looks like one?

Nope that's it man. Game over man. Game OOver.

Who cares? She's a woman. She's only in the movie so we have something nice to look at.

Why would she be mistaken for a man, looks like a lady I could jerk off to

>Look into my eye
I don't even know what the fuck that means really but it's obvious you need to shut the fuck up.

But I like this entire Marines commercial.

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That bitch is a ginger that passed for latina. She can do whatever the fuck she wants.

She's got big tits, a nice ass, a shaved body and an attractive face. If men looked like that women would be history.

>Oh my god Hudson, you can’t just ask people why they’re white
so many great quotes

Of the ones she does, I reckon she could do 5, 7 max.

You secure that shit Hudson.

Ghostbusters

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Maybe. We can't see if anyone was picking her up below the camera.

PleaSe tell me ur joking

i have a theory on why its so quotable. there is a ton of voice looping/adr in the film. and because cameron is a complete autist/ocd fag. lines that aren't quotable in and of themselves become quotable, because you are here the 40th-100th vocal take of a line reading that james has deemed as perfect. that's why lines that shouldn't be quotable at out of context, are

>look into my eye, fall in people
>in the pipe, 5 by 5
>you always were an asshole, gorman

there's nothing special aboutr those words at all, it's only how they are said, the inflection and tone of the words, that cameron got them to rerecord again and again and again before they were perfect for his ear.

It's a terrible comeback and you know it. James Cameron knew it which is why he cut to Vasquez and Drake high-fiving like retards.

>ginger
You mean Jew
She now owns a store that sells bras to big titted Jewish ladies

>replies to a picture of Vasquez
>doesn't realize Vasquez was Jewish too
Hey user, have you ever been mistaken for an anti-Semite?

I've been looking for a Paxton quote from the movie along the lines of "I think we got them demoralized" when he's talking about the aliens.

Anyone know what part of the movie that is?

McBride is awesome. Eastbound and Down and Vice Principals are both great.

I don't care that he's 1/30th Jewish

I like to keep this handy, for close encounters.

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Will the Khazar Milkers meme ever not be true?

I forgot about that part, but that interview is pretty great.

Those are transphobic remarks made by both Hudson and Vasquez. Cameron should be ashamed.

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It's from the directors cut I think, after the sentry turrets fuck them up and the Xenos run off.

>you will never have a fit, short-haired, QT, tomboy gf

I know you're full of shit but I'll humor you.

The joke is the implicit assertion that Hudson is, in fact, NOT a man. By asking the question she is saying he is actually a woman.

>By asking the question she is saying he is actually a woman.
And what would be funny about being female???

>The joke is the implicit assertion that Hudson is, in fact, NOT a man.
But he is a man, you raging retard. How can you ask him for being mistaken for what he already is? You can't.

THE. COMEBACK. DOESN'T. WORK.

The comeback is that Hudson IS a man, but he is too wimpy and weak compared to other men and the standards of a man. She is basically calling him a woman and insulting his masculinity.
It makes perfect sense.

>Vasquez
>played by Jeanette Goldstein
BASED Jim

>calls someone a raging retard
>couldn’t understand a child level quip

Thank you

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For the love of god user go outside into the daylight and get some social interaction, I say this not to be mean but in hope that you will conquer your autism someday. pls user

>The comeback is that Hudson IS a man,
LOL NO

Wetback bitch is saying he isn't a man. That is all she is saying and it is a shitty comeback THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

>child level quip
>from a woman
You are finally getting closer to understanding why the comeback doesn't work.

>an attractive face
Look at OP's picture. As for the body shit, lighten up, queer. She's manly.

>p-plz stop
>you have autism
FUCKIN LOLOL
This is how you faggots comeback at me. No wonder you think "No, have you?" is a good comeback.

Would definitely bang.

I would fuck the brains out of her she and Ripley where my first faps

Almost right.

Both are members of a somewhat elite military unit. All of them are hardened veterans. The fact that Vasquez is implying he could be a pussy is nothing but cheerful banter among actual bad asses.

That much should be readily apparent, yes, but I'm taking it slow for the user who is pretending to be a turbo autist.

This.
Great line reading by actors is what makes a line stick in the memory and become quotable. Withnail & I is a great example. Every line is delivered perfectly. Everyone can remember Rickman and Freeman quotes from RHPOT

reminder james cameron is the pompous hack, as proven by this very flick

How to spot a Reddit tourist 101:
they hate based Jim

reminder that when apone says "look into my eye" he's actually just flipping hudson off

They mostly come at night
MOSTLY
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>Is there a more quotable movie in existence?
Snatch. For example:
>Why do they call him "the bullet dodger?"

came here to post this
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pretending to be retarded is not """trolling"""