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Leonard McCoy is still the best Trek doctor edition

But who's the most attractive? The answer is obvious.

I'd like to...oh, you get the idea.

indeed

>Abilities:
* Banter with Spock
* Identify when people are dead
* Toast marshmallows
Did he ever actually do any medicine?

why does she look so ...plastic?

kek

best doctor you say

he had that beep beep thing with flashing light on

he did, but his banter skills were too god-tier to be wasted on showing stuff like giving shots and shit.

I'm a doctor, not an escalator!

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he repaired Spoks brain

He's dead Jim.

This man is dead.

Jim... this man is dead.

She's dead.

He's dead, Jim.

I'm a doctor, not a scientist!

The best doctor wasn't even real, and thusly fits into my criteria for GOAT characters, in that he doesn't pee or poop.

Literally perfect.

Truly the most alpha Trek character

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

At her hottest, imo. Fucking love this "sick" look!

open door see this wat do?

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>bashir held a candle to mccoy.... pllllls, buddy, my guy.

t. Shatner

>virgin twinboi who couldn't get pussy or had to settle on Worf's sloppy seconds even tho he was genetically engineered
>better than Big Dick Bones
OH NO NO NO

This is the "I wanna fuck your brains out" look.

Kes was annoying though

an autistic mongrel? pathetic

Riker weight gain sequence art when?

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Damn it, Jim! I'm a.....doctor, not a......miracle worker!

At least we can all agree on one thing.
This bitch was the worst doctor of all and a totally 2 dimensional useless character.
>What about my son.
>But captain, what about Wesley.
>I want to heeaaall people.

>filename

eye candy for skeletor fans, tho.

>inb4 Crusherfag

She was second best because she's aesthetically the perfect milf and is now the perfect gilf.

you get no disagreement from me here
she did get some personality in the late seasons, but early on? I was glad to see her gone after the first season, and rather disappointed to see her return.

for some reason they looked at TOS and thought that they needed to make the doctor literally a pile of bones

fappable

You’re a big guy: I know my rules dawg; that doesn’t violate the law and I’m not under 18 so go troll someone else. BTW, how’d the job interview go at KFC?

So I guess you've not watched Discovery yet
>I'm gay with the engineer
>check out my gay lisp

Pulaski >>> Crusher

i pity anyone that wasn't able to shitpost with Shatner

Pffft, a child could do it.

i thought trekkies were supposed to be accepting...

No, the worst doctor was
>EMH
no...
>Julian
no...
>Phlox
no...
>Pulaski
no...

Holy shit. She IS the worst doctor.

The STD doctor doesn't even have a personality, he's just the engineers bum buddy

No, and I don't plan to

STD isn't Star Trek

What? All I did was post an image of based Shatner.

She was actually the least difficult doctor though.
>always more than happy to treat a patient, even if they're the enemy
>believed everyone deserved to live, within reason
>always put her patients' needs above their wants
>everything she did was meant to better someone else's condition, except that time where she killed Deanna so that one guy would de-possess her, then brought her back to life and she got better

>you havent already...

He looks like when you paint your eyelids to make people think you haven't fallen asleep.

I just wanted to write something along the lines
>untll we start including ST:D in our rankings
except for being a black bottom bitch he has an absolute 0 of personality

It's a meme you dip

Ro-mantic

>#Sup Forums
What's that? Is he going to # us?

he's just on twitter, not Sup Forums.

funny thing is we actually can't count the guy since he's not even the CMO. He's just a rando they're focusing on since he's buttbuddies with the engineer. we haven't even seen the true CMO.

Why do you post the pic if you don't know anything about it?

Am I the only person who unironically enjoys ‘Spock’s Brain’? Sure it’s batshit crazy, but it isn’t really out there compared to a lot of well liked episodes.

Do people just hate it because they’ve been told it’s the worst episode and go into it with a bad attitude?

pretty sure he's the main medical guy, dude

i pity you that you didn't get to shitpost with captain kirk

Bill if you're reading this, tweet a picture of fat Riker

If I don't anything about it, how would I know that I have to know anything about it to post it? Quite the mystery.

the one on voyager that dies in the first episode that acts like an asshole.

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those uniforms look like dresses, lol

Hate all you want, queers, but Dr. Crusher is the top Trekfu, followed very closely by Kira.

I dunno, maybe in retrospect, or on rewatch it gets some "so bad it's good" qualities.
But on my first go through the TOS I remember coming to this very general to ask if I should just drop the series after the first episode of season 3

hahaha no bro

wrong and wrong, user.

spock was the first asperger character on tv tho, thats kinda cool

TOS: the myth
TNG: the legend
DS9: the adventure
VOY: the disappointment
ENT: the failure
JJTrek: the best forgotten
STD: the unwanted

>camera zooms in to Crusher
>obvious greased lens
>10lbs of makeup
>still looks like a dude in a wig

Disgusting

I wanna get in there, guys

Would pay good money for a Star trek House show

haters gonna haaaaaaaaaaate

I'll have a vowel, please

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gross

you're not making any friends here, user.

>tfw only three truly good Trek series
>tfw I've watched them now and only have mediocre Trek left

*ENT: The spirit of the heart

you wanna get in an old gypsy woman? ewww

>ywn be BTFO by Based Shat
Why even live

What does he see??????????

everyone thinks crusher is old and ugly. must suck to be attracted to gilfs user

If Shatner is here, is the story true that Bones gave you the silent treatment for two years on the show for making fun of his dog that passed away?

You'll be fine, m8. We like to rag on VOY and ENT, but they're fine series that unfortunately could have been more but are still very enjoyable.

haters ain't ever gonna go away
and that's fine by me
because showing them how happy you are hurts them

>work in 3 or 4 shift rotation
>everything is handled by the single chief medical officer, chief science officer, chief engineer and so on
not everyone is a hologram or android you know
at least TNG sort of tackled the concept of a night shift as an afterthought, but what, Crusher after a whole day in the infirmary is supposed to sit a whole night on the bridge?

you aren't happy though. you are attracted to an old hag dude. we are concerned about your mental health

I'm actually hopeful for ENT since my friends seemed to like it. I tried VOY, but I didn't enjoy a single thing about it.

She said she signed up iirc, so it might be a rotating shift where different people fill it as they are available.

>must suck to be attracted to gilfs
I've had some of my best faps fantasizing about making love to that woman, and I'm not exclusively into gilfs. Why do people assume dumbass shit like that?

[bone rattling]

ENT is good. Everyone loves to hate on the intro but it grows on you

Watch Scorpion, if you don't like that then you probably will never like VOY.

You're posting on Sup Forums.
>you're attracted to an old hag
Ain't no problem with that. I'm attracted to lots of women that aren't old as well.

>I've had some of my best faps
that's why we are concerned about you dude. you are just fapping to grandmas instead of actually fucking them. We can understand fapping to 2D and unattainable women but you are fapping to women on their deathbed. Please seek help