Less than 3 minutes of screen

>less than 3 minutes of screen
>lead antagonist

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I remember Snoke having more than 3mins of screen time.

>less than 3 minutes of screen

>Disney can't figure out why the toys don't sell

>design is literally a chrome storm trooper with a (fitting) garbage bag worn as a cape

>less than 3 minute of screen
>Gets put into the trash
>Gets wrecked by a R2 Clone

Like serously? Does anyone think she is cool?

i thought it was a gay stormtrooper at first.

poverty version of boba fett. should have just gotten boba fett or some shit who gives a fuck. why do they gotta keep copying the originals but making it slightly different. desert planet but it's not tattooine. hoth ripoff but it's salt. ffs. these movies are garbage.

boba fett
>cool intro -"no disintegration rays"
>minimal lines
>does something critical to the sub plot narrative by outsmarting han and tracking him to Vespin.
>in a call back to han's story in new hope. takes han to jaba for the bounty.
>by pure dumb luck. a blind han damages boba's jet pack and causes him to fall into the snarlack pit.

Phasma.
>is barely relevant in Finn's story.
>coward. turns off shield instead of pulling alarm
>killed again by janitor stormtrooper.

Fett was shit thought.

>killed by a stormtrooper

Well, i can't say they're out of originality

I think Phasma would have sold a lot, until the movie came out. Now I don't want her anymore.

I do want an Aayla Secura and Taun We however.

why do they even have stormtroopers doing janitorial work, when droids exist?

i was in the army and understand why soldiers are made to do it. it needs to be done and soldiers' time needs to be occupied.

though FO stormtroopers were kidnapped children put through mental conditioning. so they must be fairly expensive and scarce. So they should be put to better use.

I like to think Phasma is like a shiny pokemon. While visual different, she's just as incompetent as regular storm troopers.

Maybe finn was the slow one.

>15 minutes of screen time in a 2 hour and 20 minute movie
>wins oscar

>have finn and poe go to the casino planet
>while being pursued by phasma

To be fair the same thing happened with boba fett except the toys sold

Boba Fett was a legitimate autism test. People saying he was cool was a cry for help and nobody listened, now we've got an entire generation of elderly manbabies we could have saved if we had simply beaten them enough for liking Boba Fett.

Phasma could have been so much more

I dont even blame people for not giving a shit or even hating her character, because they arent given any reason to do so, just empty unfulfilled hype

Honestly I dont know if Ill be more upset if shes actually dead or it turns out she somehow survived again, because even if she did theyre just gonna hype her up only to have her appear onscreen for 5 minutes and then "die"

I can't see how Gwendoline would even want to return again with her wasted useless character.

Boba Fett did things

What the fuck were they thinking killing a her off in the second part of the story? Oh yeah, they don't know what the fuck they are doing.

>Phasma will NEVER EVER have a fight on this level
youtube.com/watch?v=JUlMmJvb4og&t=45s

"Lol, subverting your expectations! Deconstructing!"

This is Lucasfilm now. They are less competent and less intelligent than third-rate hentai authors.

>>coward. turns off shield instead of pulling alarm
It's so fucking bad. How can I take the First Order seriously when their top soldier would rather spread her legs for the enemy than take a bullet?

>defeated by a literal garbage man

>looks like a trash can
>gets taken out by a garbageman

truly kino

>blue lightsaber with blue background
fire the director and/or the cinematographer

>lead antagonist
says who?
she's literally just some shiny stormtrooper who has a name to sell action figures

why does it matter? she's not even a real character, she's a faceless mook who happens to have a name

They marketed her as a lead antagonist.

I actually quite liked her design, but the way she was written and used was utterly awful.

No they didn't.
Just like Bobba Fett isn't the lead antagonist of the original trilogy, he's just some faceless guy who looks cool.

Jango > Boba > That Slut Who Gets Shot With A Toxic Dart > Phasma

>the tin man, the brainless scarecrow, the cowardly lion and Dorothy all in one
>serves the Wizard of Oz, who turns out a nobody who likes to project his big ego

There is not a single compelling antagonist left at this point.
>Snoke died like a bitch
>Kylo Ren already got beaten in the first movie of the trilogy and is a terrible leader
>Hux is a literal joke, also a terrible leader
>Phasma just can't stop jobbing
I can't wait for Star Wars Episode IX: Three retards with an army vs. Twenty or so retards in a rustbucket.

You could say the same thing about Boba Fett.

I liked the film, but Snoke and this broad were bested by people who had no business beating them. I could have dealt with Snoke.

She did sell a lot before TFA dropped
All her toys were missing off the shelves then the movie came out and restocks happened and she never moved again

I'm not going to watch this shitfest but how does Finn beat her

Yes, they fight with not-light-sabers, he beats her and she falls into the burning wreckage of the crippled ship.

keep in mind that her entire armor is made of a material that deflects blasters
finn literally had no way to harm her

She falls to her ambiguous dead whe captain tumblr went kamikaze.

guess finn went apeshit on her ass

Is it true the fat chink beats Finn in a fight?

So you're telling me that Captain Phasma the stronk female villain in chrome armor gets beaten by a janitor who can't hold his own against a fat chink girl?

He gets knocked down a hole, then Rose distracts her by firing at her blasterproof armor. Finn uses that time window to get back up, tap her on the shoulder, say "Hey?", and as she turns to face him, he gives her a mighty wallop across the helmet so it breaks and her eye becomes visible. From the floor, she stares up at him and says "I always knew you were scum!" Finn adds: "Rebel scum!", then the floor breaks away underneath her and she falls into a fireball erupting from the bowels of the disintegrating Super Star Destroyer.

>Is it true the fat chink beats Finn in a fight?

She carries a tazer and makes preventive use of it against Finn.

So Finn is outmatched by Phasma but he manages to beat her when she's distracted? I don't see what the complaints are about then. This sounds reasonable.

Man what a waste this character turned out to be. At least she got to do some stuff in TLJ, but it wasnt enough.

>use aggressive arresting force against the black man

For trying to be politically progressive and current, this is funny.

Finn is about to sacrifice himself by blowing up a cannon that's aimed at the rebel base, Shrek (fat chink) then swerves her fighter into his, crashing them both, then tells him "I saved you, dummy. That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love.", you know, like what he was trying to do.

It all happens so fast, it's just not climatic. Also Phasma spends ten minutes executing Finn and Rose because ''they don't deserve to get shot by blasters'' typical bad guy logic that ends up saving the good guys. This movie is so smart.

I finished reading the art book and this had a chance at being a good movie before JJ Abrams got involved.

Finn and Rose living subverted my expectations.

What the fuck is up at Lucasfilm ? They created some new characters just to render them useless.

Phasma is fucking nothing and her TLJ apparition is even shittier.

Finn advertised as a conflicted lightsaber wielding ew-stormtrooper was actually a janitor (with intimate knowledge of the First Order when it's convenient to the plot). And then they don't know what to do with him so they pair him with Rose the most badly written character in SW.

They have so much characters but don't anything interesting with them woth the exception of Kylo Ren.

I liked how every single Stormtrooper around Finn and Rose was killed when Vice Admiral Withholdo kamikaze'd the ship, but they themselves were absolutely fine. Even as I was watching the movie that stuck out to me as really contrived.
Who needs chrome armour when you have plot armour?

And then Phasma and her guard appear like another 100 yards away in another room, unscathed.

>Lead villain
>Sits in a chair for the entire movie and spouts cliches
>Doesn't even fight
Bravo

I'd fuck it.