Imagine being Dipper in this scene and having to be all like "Damn, Mabel, you're such a great sister, with how you caused the apocalypse and left me and everybody else to die. I totally want to spend the rest of my life with you, both the soulless copy you replaced me with and the real me" when all he really wants to do is go on supernatural adventures with with his great uncle. Like seriously imagine having to be Dipper and not only stand there in that courtroom while Mabel flaunts her forced as hell cuteness at you, the blinding neon lighting shining off of her crooked braces and ass-covering hair, and just stand there, while she gives you that stupid look. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking personality, but her haughty attitude has the fanbase calls her "the funniest character EVER" and "Awwww, Mabel's so cute and quirky!", because they're not the ones who have to live with her and watch this selfish demon child reach lows you didn't even know a little girl could sink to until this day. You've been fucking nothing but a steady diet of redheaded lumberjills and rich blondes for this ENTIRE SUMMER coming straight out of the boonies of Gravity Falls. You've never met anybody this fucking disgusting before, and now you can swear you can taste the spittle flying from her mouth as she babbles about rainbows and glitter or whatever the hell, smugly assured that you're enjoying being the brother to such an "adorable (for that is what she calls herself)" girl, a girl who worked so hard with you sacrificing everything for her your whole lives. And then Alex calls you for one last episode with this dumbass contributing next to nothing, and you know that you could shove her into the nearest woodchipper before anybody could stop you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Dipper Pines. You're not gonna lose your chance to save the world over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Imagine being Dipper in this scene and having to be all like "Damn, Mabel, you're such a great sister...
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He scores with Pacifica later and it's all good.
I had a dream I was Mabel, got impregnated by Dippy Fresh and gave birth to centipedes.
Pretty good familia.
Are the centipedes because of Dipper, or Mabel?
What's familia mean?
I dunno, if I put any stock into dream analysis it might be because I am afraid of relationships and fear childbirth and my insertion as Mabel implies unresolved issues with my sister so in a way it's both as conception would have required both Mabel and Dippy Fresh to be part centipede.
Or maybe I shouldn't drink so much before bed.
Either way it was probably the most I was aroused by a dream in a while.
It's been well covered that Mabel is an awful, selfish person and the end of the series ruining her brother's life because she can't accept not having him hanging off her arm like an accessory.
...wait, so you think that dream is your sister impregnated you and you giving birth to her centibabies? How did you even reach that conclusion?
Inquiring, frightened, and aroused minds want to know!
Maybe it's because the stuff in the bubble was actually made of bugs
Why aroused?
I suppose
See this right here is why I reject any version of their relationship which doesn't involve Dipper wanting to get in Mabel's pants. Nobody would tolerate this much bullshit from someone without at least the ambition to fuck them.
It took WAY less from my sister than this for me to never speak to her again.
do you have some kind of dissociative disorder?
Mabel is a cunt, we all know this.
Pacifica's massive breasts.
Post more Pacifica
>WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
When will the butthurt end. It's been over a year. Move on
It's a meme
If by some weird turn of events the show comes back or gets a reboot, I hope they replace Mabel with Pacifica. She would be more competent, likable, and have a much more interesting relationship with Dipper than Mabel ever did.
Mabel's the most popular character in the show, if anyone is getting replaced it'd be Dipper
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Why do you ask?
I had a dream Kronos the titan of time cut my tiddy open with his sickle and acidic sperm started spurting out the cut and bubbling and it hit has face and he screamed and turned tail
I want a show like Gravity falls,but no retarded sibling drama. Like X-Files but cozier with two eager children
This is why it's best not take cartoons too seriously, even the ones that seem pretty good
The original post is a variation on a copypasta about Jamie Lee Curtis
So how would you explain Mabel's absence?
Her interests have changed, she doesn't have the scale of thought to care about chaos demons and phenomena because she'd rather go moon over any cute boy she sees. Dipper developed a more adult mindset fever the show, but Mabel stayed a little shit the entire time and would probably still be the same little shit in her teen age years. She'll just be a minor character with screen time appropriate for her characterization, like Wendy was.
sounds about right
Look, I'm not a fan of Mabel but you Pacificucks are unbearable at times.
Would you prefer Wendy, then?
I said this in another thread, but I sorta think GF might've worked better if Mabel didn't exist and the show was just about Dipper being a kid sent by himself to Oregon for summer. In hindsight, she ultimately added very little except for some tryhard cuteness and quirkiness.
I believe you just posted something similar in the other GF thread
Fucking normies.
I mean, she's abusive and manipulative and is also completely lack any self-reliance, how can they admire it?
It would be nice to see her get a little more characterization, but let's be honest, It would just turn back into those "Dipper Pines over Wendy" episodes, and those always sucked.
Pacifica was a generally unfunny, uninteresting character, and most of her episodes were complete shit. For every NWMM you had a Golf War, Double Dipper, and Irrational Drumpf.
Well it's a fucking shitty meme
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Those four episodes are basically the entirety of her screentime
I think it's based on one about Ahnold
Beside double dipper those were fine episodes.
Golf War was even a decent Mabel episode.
>Golf War, Double Dipper
Needed to establish a character so she could grow and change from it. Starting out nice and sweet is less impactful than a bitch taking a good look at herself, deciding that she wasn't to change, and rising to the occasion
> Irrational Drumpf
Nigga the fuck you talkin bout?
>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
What was wrong with Double Dipper?
That pussy must be magical for him to put up with that bullshit.
You can watch the series with the assumption that Dipper and Mabel are secretly in love with each other, and nothing really contradicts this
He didn't gangbang Wendy or Mabel with his clones at the end.
But seriously, it was another Dipper crush episode, which is shit becuase you know it's not gonna go anywhere, and Dipper's right at that mark of too cowardly to ask and get it over with and too persistent to bury it and let it die. Whenever you saw Wendy, there was a fifty percent chance that the episode was going to be a huge waste of time where the joke is that Dipper drops spaghetti.
I do that. It's fun.
It's not really that Mabel is that bad as a person, she's fairly average at it. It's that every time she does something stupid or indulges into her vices, instead of progressing reasonably, narrative breaks down to validate her.
Pacifica's blush and nervous eyes really seal the deal with this pic.
God, could the mods start banning this shit? It's not like the show is ever coming back.
Is there a full porn comic that goes with that?
>Talking about old dead shows is against the rules
You're too stupid to deserve those dubs.
I'd watch the hell out of that...
>Pacifica's ass and legs being that thicc
Listen, I love Thicc as much as the next guy, but not every women has to be that way. Pacifica would by beautifully thin and lean, with enough meat on her bones to show that she's not malnourished and can handle Physical activity, but not so much that she could be called chubby.
That artist draws every thigh and ass that exact same way at the exact same angle, so I think that's just his fault.
It's when it's Pacifica that I like.
Yeah, but it also had the best execution of clones in a cartoon I've ever seen so that makes up for it.
Stinky hat!
>Why are things becoming so infamous
>Why people complain about infamous things!
>WAAAAAAAAGHHH
She also has cute feet
Mabel gets it all.
last night I had a dream my dandruff got real bad again and my friends found out
True, I do like how they all worked towards a greater good and avoided the Prima-donna "I wanna be the original and get all the good stuff" routine that clone stories usually do. The only reason the fought at all was because they thought that the Dipper Prime and gone looney and was no longer fit to serve their common goal.
Mabel is by far the most popular character on the show with normies and kids which is the demo Disney would actually care about while only perverts on Sup Forums they would probably rather avoid care about Pacifica.
What did they think?
>Mabel is by far the most popular character on the show with normies and kids
Citation needed. Not for the kids part, I don't doubt that. Kids always have shit taste and don't understand why certain traits are insufferable in others, but I imagine the Normies would find her constant unbreaking optimism and forced quirky cuteness grating after a while, especially after wierdmageddon where she still somehow avoids the apocalypse unscathed.
Do you mean avoiding being called out for causing the apocalypse, or avoiding suffering the effects of the apocalypse while literally everybody else does?
The latter, although the former is just as good a criticism.
What Mabel did is not that bad (But it was bad) and only got so far due to unexpected involvement of triangular satan.
But the fact that it's Dipper who had to mend his ways is quite frankly absurd. It's a long trip from Time Traveller's Pig, but at least there Mabel was sorta right. But pattern of emotional abuse carried on.
To be honest, while the former annoyed me for obvious reasons, the latter also annoyed me for reasons I can't really put my finger on
Honestly I wished Dipper and Mabel came to a compromise instead of Dipper again giving his sister everything she wants at his own expense. Like maybe Mabel could do something heroic to help save the day and after Weirdmageddon Ford could offer them both the apprenticeship.
The fact that she, the catalyst for the whole event, never had to to experiece or witness true defeat and hopelessness of the horror that she had wrought?
That fact that when Dipper made a deal with Bill, he got completely fucked and Bill didn't even uphold his end of the bargain, but when Mabel made a deal with him, she got her own personal pocket dimension to play in?
The fact that Pain, shame, and suffering for ones mistakes are vital parts of human growth and development (especially during childhood) and that by denying Mabel those experiences and only lightly slapping her on the wrist when she does awful things, they are keeping her from ever learning any real lessons, ensuring that she'll grow up from a naive brat into a witless bitch?
Take your pick, there's plenty of good reasons for why it's awful.
Yeah, sounds about right.
Most siblings don't really love each other. They feel a familial bond, but they otherwise just tolerate each other's existence. When someone is a source of annoyance or jealousy throughout your formative years, it's tough to bond with them, but you've got a Stockholm relationship because you know they'll stick around. My sister is my best friend, she'll be taking on the duties usually meant for a best man at my wedding. I don't hate Pinecest, it's just a silly ship for most people, but those who think the actual relationship in the show can be read in such a way make me feel a twinge of disgust.
What you're experiencing is the same thing fujos feel when they look at a strong bond between men, fail to understand it, and conclude that they'd make perfect lovers.
pic related?
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Neat
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Mabel a shit
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Fuck yea, im fucking invincible.
test what?
Pacifica seems like the kind of girl who would start smoking before she turns 18, but she'd be hot enough for that to be alright.
Fuck Dipper. He was a boring nothing character. Stan's where it's at
>He was a boring nothing character
How so?
Really, Stan was the only character who could be either effectively funny (unlike Dipper or Ford) or effectively serious (Unlike Soos or Mabel) when the situation called for it. (Wendy couldn't really be either.)
He was like plain white rice or a room temperature glass of water
Because he was the protagonist. 4 times out of 5 they're the blandest character.
I agree. You could remove any other member of the Mystery Shack and not miss too much. Stan carried this show on his back
Pretty much his only notable personality traits are "pathetic hapless nerd."
Doesn't make it any more fun to watch him. I find it weird with these shipping threads and threads going on and on how he doesn't get more respect. Is this that anime shit where everybody is self inserting into Dipper?
You people worry me.
Why?
Last night I had a dream my boss scheduled me three day off this week so I could finally catch a break after a month of picking up the slack for my sick and missing coworkers and then woke up feeling really disappointed.
And then I checked the schedule and I was even more disappointed since I only get Saturday off.
I miss when my dreams were about random insane shit like fire breathing nazi rollercoasters and being in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Not life.
test this
*unzips*