Childhood faps

>Childhood faps

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Emilia Clarke in that

fucking underage

>people who were 11 during the first season of GoT will be 18 next year

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

same

I jacked off to this scene so much when I was a kid. I'd still fuck Jamie Lee Curtis.

so, underage

>18 yo
>people

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This

Imagine

This too

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Matrix and this +other essential latexkino from 90s-2000s

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

You better remember

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>Mankino may not survive her
Wow, they were memeing 'kino' that far back?

She's hot as fuck in this, I don't care what anyone says.

i used to do some rounds to lotr two towers because is swear to god you can see eowyn's nipples through her white dress if you pause at the right time, during the scenes when she is mourning that ded dude before aragorn and gang show up

BASED Caddyshack

My parents thought it was a kid's movie

I didn't start jacking off until I was 19.

I found my dad's porno collection when I was 14.


Thank you Shannon

this
this
100% this

also cinemax late at night, HBO real sex, various horror movies and baywatch

>Her in this movie with her thong riding up above her pants
hng

>80s porn

gross

Same

it's from 1993 you mong

i found it when i was 7 back in 98. windows 95 and you could only play the clips for a few seconds before it froze and you had to restart the computer to watch a few seconds more

Sweet mother of god her as a porcelain doll witch hit me right in the fetish.

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All of my teenage boners

the giant from dude wheres my car.

her face is ugly but I don't care. she's got a fantastic body. I'll spill my seed to that scene for years to come.

Sauce me nigger

subtle.

Subtle.

The unscrambled german porn channel that I could tune my analog Sky TV receiver into back in the early 90s.

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Jamie Lynn Spears and Victoria Justice on Zoey 101

also the broad from life with derek

This was the talk in my high school.
Rented the VHS just for this scene

Someone left this in the movie "Bandits" DVD case. I wanted to watched that for some reason when I was 12. I was much more satisfied with what I actually got to watch. Luckily no one was home.

Also

I used to fap to the big girl's ass all the time. hmm.

>that damage control

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>not posting the teasing slap

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>wake up at 5 AM
>turn on Comedy Central
>try to crank one out before mom knocked on your door to wake you up for school

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>subhuman captions
Boner gone

Absolute mad man. Ever get caught?

best quality and quickest way I could do it, sorry. How about you focus on the woman that gave me permanent fetishes instead

Because Anne Hathaway was sexier

Not only is Jamie Lee Curtis a butter face, she's got no ass.

Not only is that pic low def, it's also a bannable offense.

>no ass

Nigger are you blind

>Because Anne Hathaway was sexier
literally incorrect, Michelle Pfeiffer will always be best catwoman, her influence on my sexual appetite proves it. Anne hathawy was shit, and so was her catsuit

Nah, had to keep that remote firmly in your non-dick hand for any emergency situations

Truthbomb

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my guess is Max Hardcore

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>Russian comic sans

If I were horny enough I'd find better quality, its all I had

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Arkham City's interpretation of Catwoman is superior in every way.

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Imagine being Mohamed in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Danielle, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your sagging body and horrific fetal alcohol syndrome monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my tv persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another friend of his in Florida. Like seriously imagine having to be Mohamed and not only stand on that altar while Danielle flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and extra chromosome, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she lurched down the aisle. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DANIELLE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of bimbos and Europeans and later allegedly Danielle for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Tunisia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her hanging stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "acceptablesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with TLC makeup artists in the previous hours. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could cross every state in this country before immigration could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mohamed. You're not going to lose your future citizenship over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>goggles
>not irl
>barely feline at all
Michelle pfeiffer having to be vacuum sealed into a vinyl catsuit, only to purr and tease you the whole way through the film, she's a fucking Goddess. And she wore the suits out too, that makes it hotter. Try find me webms of AC catwoman better than the ones I posted (and no, lack of russian subtitles wont instantly make them better)

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>Try find me webms of AC catwoman better than the ones I posted
I can, but I'm lazy

>>not irl
>Implying that's a bad thing
Just think of all the glorious animated porn you can make from ripped models.

>Just think of all the glorious animated porn you can make from ripped models.
I'd rather not, the less creepy the stuff Is that I fap to the better I feel about it afterwards. Sorry lad, but footage from a superhero film from a quarter of a century ago will do just fine for me
>I can, but I'm lazy
i will assume you are wrong then

please gimme the sauce man I need it

Even then, Halle Berry's version is still way hotter.

she's not white so she's instantly a 0/10, plus youll never find webms of her catwoman than the 7 i posted

HAI 2 U

Dark Shadows is only like 5yrs old. Fuck off, child.

Changed my boyhood for the worse, but still, worth a lot of good faps.

I love whaletails because of this

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>Anne hathawy was shit

I disagree she was shit but there's no denying that Michelle Pfeiffer is far superior as cat woman. Pfeiffer is the most memorable out of all of them.

>I disagree she was shit but there's no denying that Michelle Pfeiffer is far superior as cat woman.
I accept that
>Pfeiffer is the most memorable out of all of them.
she plays the personality so fucking well, some people think its just the suit that makes the character, but her mannerisms and voice just seal the deal. I wanked to that film many a time going into my teens, and I continue to do so.

I think watching this show as a young'un is the reason I have a bondage fetish.

my nuugggah, then blessed french came with this

This

>someone got a bondage fetish from watching totally spies
are you me? I actively sort this show out just for the inevitable bondage scene in the second act

RATE ME

Keep in mind that Pfeiffer's version is a woman who's fucking insane while the others tend to be playful tricksters. A woman who's dangerous is far more sexually exciting than a thief who plays silly games.

Why was your dad called Shannon?