Recommend a movie for someone who is spending their 30th birthday alone

Recommend a movie for someone who is spending their 30th birthday alone.

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Showgirls

John Wick: Chapter Two.

I'm serious.

2049

Big Fish (2003)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Dolls (2002)
The Way (2010)

>tfw spent my 32th alone last monday

rush hour 2

...

It’s my birthday today too

Strange Days (1995). Pump yourself up for New Year's Eve. Go out. Get drunk. Rape some bitches. Do it ALL!

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Why cant you just fade away with a little dignity?

Fucking THIS. What's there to lose, OP?

Happy birthday.

Watch porn with a gun in one hand and too much scotch in the other

>32th

I'm not an Amerimutt so I don't have a gun. I do have too much scotch in one hand though

>thirty tooth

I feel you man. I turn 30 in 4 days. Feels weird.

Don't really feel like giving a party but my friends and family keep bugging me, so I'll just give in.

Have a good one though, OP.

Love yourself. The easiest way to do this is to work out. It's impossible not to get a bit narcissistic about your gains when you turn fat into muscle.

actually this
>29, no gf, live away from family
>jfmsuf

You are no longer alone, friend.

Killer joe

lucky bastard, i want to be alone.all i want to do is stay in my apartment and relax but i never gets a moments peace

The Master. it's a great film about loneliness. as a certifiably insane navy vet i can tell you that phoenix plays one with 100% accuracy, and of course it's philip seymore hoffmans greatest role IMO before he died.

Living alone is honestly a million times better than being a NEET who still lives with his parents, seriously they resent me so much because I'm a failure, I just want to be alone.

Old Boy

Yeah but who does your laundry, goes shopping, pays bills, and makes your food for you if you live alone?

Northern Irish have guns lad.

>30
Logan's Run, of course.

me

Falling down

Laundry is very easy. Making food is very easy.

Paying bills happens automatically.

How fucking lazy do you have to be to consider these any kind of bother?

The only thing I wish for in life is to take oxy in my apartment and play video games and watch movies. Is that so much to ask for in this fucked up, pointless world?

>family keep bugging me
Why do you live near your family?

what incentive is there to be a //GoodBoy// if you do everything yourself?

Making food takes forever

Enter The Void or Rigor Mortis

The problem is by the time time you can afford that lifestyle you will have to work a 9-5 job and spend the evenings doing house work like washing, cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping etc. Maybe you could do it at the weekends but kill your sould 5 days a week just so you can spend 2 days a week in a daze won't make you happy.

Synecdoche


not really though you might suicide desu

Because I like them. Bros and sis are good friends. We like playing vidya and hanging out.

automatically done by mum > very easy

Amour

why does Kate look like a completely different person?

>Making food takes forever
What are you making that takes so long?

I usually put some shit on the stove, start an egg timer, come back and eat in 15-20 minutes. It's not hard.

Have to stand by the pasta to make sure it doesn’t get too hot and stir things and it’s just very annoying,

this guy know whats up, most of the time a 9-5 job doesn't actually cut it because the salary offered from one such job is not quite enough to live comfortably, you would also have to waste time doing the essential household activities.

if you want to eat something more notshit it usually takes more time, washing, marination, deboning, cleaning out the more subtle spots, these can add 30 minutes to an hour to your cooking.

it's also a nightmare to do washup.

Inglorious Basterds. Fav.

Happy Birthday, matey :)

>spend the evenings doing house work like washing, cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping etc.
Washing what? Yourself?

Cooking doesn't take much time if you do it right.

If you don't have pets, you shouldn't need to clean much. I have an entire house and spend maybe an hour a month cleaning it.

Laundry takes maybe 10 minutes a week.


The fuck is wrong with you?

But then you have to bother with her presence. Sounds like a bad deal to me, considering how easy that shit is to take care of yourself.

Hello fellow Capricorn! I am in the same situation as you, but we are just melancholic and too critical.
Watch "High Rise" and Happy Birthday!

You are in for a rude awakening when you live by yourself.

i wish that wasnt so small

>if you want to eat something more notshit it usually takes more time, washing, marination, deboning, cleaning out the more subtle spots, these can add 30 minutes to an hour to your cooking.
>it's also a nightmare to do washup.
Fuck all that. Pic related takes about 2 minutes of my time to prep/clean and tastes good enough. It's not the only thing I eat, but it's a pretty good example.

Surgery, her daughter will need some too she’s ugly

>You are in for a rude awakening when you live by yourself.
I've been living by myself for the last 17 years. Cooking and doing laundry are nothing.

>Washing what? Yourself?
you don't clean your own dwellings regularly? even for the tiny place I am living in, giving my place the bare minimum of a mopping and cleaning the shitter takes at least half an hour.
>Cooking doesn't take much time if you do it right.
factually wrong unless you discount the time taken to do the prior preparations, you literally can't cook anything good if the time taken is short. you also neglected the time needed for cleaning the utensils.
>Laundry takes maybe 10 minutes a week.
putting them in the machine and taking them out to dry takes around 20 minutes each time already

instant-meals are not actual cook meals.

The Road (2009)

>you don't clean your own dwellings regularly? even for the tiny place I am living in, giving my place the bare minimum of a mopping and cleaning the shitter takes at least half an hour.
I don't. I don't have any pets and I don't smoke. I clean the tub once every 2 weeks, clean the toilet maybe once a month (if that), and that's only because I have people over once in a while.

>factually wrong unless you discount the time taken to do the prior preparations
What prep? I usually pour a bag/can into a pot or stick something into the microwave.

>you also neglected the time needed for cleaning the utensils.
I use one spoon for everything. It takes seconds to clean.

>putting them in the machine and taking them out to dry takes around 20 minutes each time already
Why does it take 20 minutes? It takes me more time to walk to the washing machine/dryer than to put them in. I don't understand how it takes you so long.

>instant-meals are not actual cook meals.
Okay. Whatever.

Dark City
Devils advocate
Adaptation

You know what you must do

>I clean the tub once every 2 weeks, clean the toilet maybe once a month (if that)

no offense but I don't want to live in the place/condition you are living in.

>Laundry takes maybe 10 minutes a week.
Laundry takes way more than 10 minutes. Maybe 10 minutes of actual work spread out over an entire afternoon while the machine cycles

> I don't want to live in the place/condition you are living in.
Why not? My house is pretty cozy.

>Maybe 10 minutes of actual work spread out over an entire afternoon while the machine cycles
Yes, of course. Why would I count the time when the machine is doing the work? I'm playing a game or watching a movie during that time.

No brother. No. It is a decent way to go out in these dark days.

32 yr old Americunt here. Watched Terminator 2 alone on my birthday. It was a solid night.

But these days any night I don't kill myself is solid.

>But these days any night I don't kill myself is solid.
I'm curious, what first world problems have got all you people down?

That feel when you hit 30 and all of a sudden girls start showing an interest in you.

Literally like a switch.

Guess it depends on how you feel about it. Angry? Sad? Indifferent?

Pic implies sadness. Why so sad?

that's why the most important thing in life is to get a job that doesn't kill your soul. people like working, it's fulfilling. you'll be happier. there's always an option that isn't too inaccessible

It’s entirely your fucking fault you fucking loser, you weren’t put in this earth to lay in bed and not do anything and sulk you fucking pathetic piece of shit, go out into the world and better yourself

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Recommend movies for a depression-fueled marathon.

I just finished Memento, Gattaca, Master and Commander, and The Machinist.

>you weren’t put in this earth to lay in bed and not do anything
I wasn't put here. My parents fucked... biological imperative. That's all.

Pierrot Le Fou

>people like working
Fuck that. Work sucks. I'm retired and loving it... well, the not working part anyway.

Let me fuck you ass user

what did you do for work?

Naked (1993)
Seriously, take my word for it.

This is a good choice

Unless you’ve never been with a woman.

Flightline maintenance. Shit sucked.

I moved into IT later on and that wasn't so bad, but I'd still much rather just not work.

Hey man. Happy birthday.

I sense that you don't think you're doing too well. I'm sure there's things in your life that you'd like to improve. Try to set some tangible goals with a timeframe. Things you think are possible to achieve within a specific amount of time.

Don't compare yourself to the success of others - celebrities you see on the internet or even greentext stories you see on Sup Forums. If the thing you need to do to improve is get out of bed in the morning then that is your own success. Once you've got that down, you can start setting more complex goals.

2018 is a new year. It's kind of contrite to say so but perhaps the new year is a new opportunity for you.

Anyway my recommendation is Little Shop of Horrors (1986) the Director's Cut. No reason other than that I love that movie.

Dear Zachary
The Hunt
Synecdoche

Just a few off the top of my head

What are some movies about the protagonist dealing with an alcoholic, narcicisstic overweight piece of shit mother that regularly gets drunk in the middle of the night, looks at tons of degenerate fetish porn that makes even him shudder and then falls asleep in front of his room at fucking 3am in the morning again

How old are you?

24, living with 27yo sis and other 18yo sibling under the same roof, why

Why don't you move out?

>LOL JUS B URSELF AND BUY UR OWN HOUSE BRAH XD ITS PEANUTS

Why are boomers so fr*ckin retarded?

I forgot if I am 32 or 33

>boomers
>browsing Sup Forums

i'm 38. been doing this alone since 33. this film has helped me for the past 5 years. hopefully it will help you too.

Gen X, not a boomer.

Buying a house isn't a good idea until you're sure you're going to stay somewhere for a while anyway. Also, I don't think most people buy a house until they're about 30 anyway, regardless of the generation.

Fuck outta here, who do you think makes all those whining posts about millenials

NOT Lost in Translation

Nice false dichotomy. Moving out doesn't mean you have to buy a house, retard.

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