Which movie do you think it is Sup Forums?

Which movie do you think it is Sup Forums?

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Definitely Pirates 5. If it was Star Wars or a Pixar movie, they wouldn't have said shit and had it taken care of secretly.

>stealing from the rich
Fuck yeah.

It's a fucking false flag you idiots.

Disney is well known for being super protective of their copyright as well as having very tight security on their premises, both physical and network. They're also pushing for more stringer copyright and anti-piracy laws.

So, this is obviously an excuse they're fabricating to push their agenda through.

>Hackers are holding a movie hostage for Bitcoin

We did it, we're in the cyberpunk future! We finally made it!

>and had it taken care of secretly.
you mean assassins, ninjas and stuff?

>this one dude says these other dudes said

Just wondering but uh... is it really a good idea to mess with a multi billion dollar conglomerate?

>a guy says that other guys say they stole a movie
is there anything certain in this story so far?

sheeeeiit

No

>Pirates 5

How very appropriate that would be.

Or a live action remake of Robin Hood.

doesn't matter everyone is going to see it in theaters anyway because it's Disney and Disney makes nothing but great movies

now if this were a shifty studio like WB THEN maybe this would be important

Pirating Pirates of The Caribbean

I want to see what a Disney hitman looks like.

Nice religion, bros.

>no caps or punctuation
At least try to be more subtle, underage shill.

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Disney is love. Disney is life. I would gladly give my life for the glory of Disney!

Nerds stealing movies isn't exactly new. What do you think shoplifting is all about?

Watch out for the plaid, lad.

No one, knows. They are snipers.
youtu.be/yZx-i6koyfU

BEHEAD THOSE WHO ATTACK DISNEY

>It is only in their most desperate hour that the Walt Disney Corporation sends out its most ruthless warrior.
>A killing machine so hell bent on completing its task that nothing will stop it from completing its mission.
>God help any bastard that gets in his way.
>It will waddle from coast to coast or country to country to find the unlucky son of a bitch that chose to fuck with his corporate masters.

Wow the future really is a huge fucking disappointment

Why do Korean hackers not do an Ultra fappening?
Or never have a Warner movie leaked?

I honest cannot tell shills from trolls any more

Warner has nothing worth leaking

pro tip: publicity stunt.

This is a shill. Note the inability to write.

preach brother/sister

>you lived long enough to see the cyberpunk future

mazel tov

Fake nerds will lap it up.

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by the hackers?

Disney doesn't do "assassins", they march their private army up to your door, kill your entire neighbourhood to make sure they don't leave any witnesses and drag you back to the disneyland fungeon for torture and dismemberment.

they already said it's Pirates

Meant for

>Ah-hyuk! Gorsh, Mickey wants to make an example out of ya!

>the Internet-breaking surprise Marvel has in store

I was kind of hoping it was Cars 3, if only to see how much Disney really gives a shit about it.

>tfw the Wonder Woman and Justice League movies don't get stolen by hackers
meh

>tfw hackers steal from evil people only

Are you implying my English is bad because you caught me ICE

>Dysney chief says Hackers Claim
????????????

>tfw not even hackers want those shifty ducking movies

>ever messing with The Mouse

these guys are literally and financially fucked for the rest of their lives

maybe their security was too good?

> Inc foodfight tier replacement

For the hackers' sake, I really hope they don't get caught.

Seems like a pretty bad idea to fuck with such a huge company.

>shifty ducking
Is mom watching, underage shill?

Or their magic?

They're not worth anything

He's phoneposting.

To the low class, at least.

Of course they'll never get "caught" not publicly anyways you don't fuck with the house of mouse

>samefagging
Phoneposter confirmed.

I hope it's Cars 3, I want that film to fucking tank.

Yes, please.

its X-men origins all over again

Not gonna lie, that would be some cool shit.

>le corporations have assassins on retainer and regularly hire them out to kill people meme

Come on guys. They're not the CIA.

But it was a better movie than any PotC.

IT'S DA RUSSIANS GAIZ

DIS A THREAT TO DA HOMIE SECURITY

You're right, they're bigger.

It's Pirates 5

What's up with that though, are Americans not allowed to swear on their phone?
Mine allows me to say fuck.

>yfw Wreck it ralph 2 is literally happening in the real world

You didn't read too much cyber punk literature, did you? it's wholly disappointing for most of the denizens of the narratives.

Welcomes to the world of...

>are Americans not allowed to swear on their phone?
Not if they want to be Children of the Mouse.

I laughed entirely too hard at this.

>muh hacking
is this the new rich people excuse?

that's what they get for installing windows 10

If it's Incredibles 2 I'm going to go Gamma Jack on somebody.

It's just Agent 47 with Mouse ears.

Nah, they're too rich to have to resort to a false flag. I hope.

>They're also pushing for more stringer copyright and anti-piracy laws.
And of course, Sup Forums is OK with this.

>Star Wars gets leaked early
>The new trilogy is shit canned and rebooted

pls happen

Only four kids got killed in Sandy Hook and the rest were actors. I don't know what the hell they did to cross Disney, but Disney doesn't fuck around with assassination.

>Sup Forums arrives in Sup Forums shortly after company warriors
Interesting.

Doesn't Nintendo have yakuza connections?

They can swear, but most phone spellcheckers don't recognize swear words out of the box. So if you are retarded and blindly obey spellcheck you can't say fuck on a phone.

>Pirates pirating Pirates of the Caribbean.

I'm pretty irate about that.

It's Pirates.
>deadline.com/2017/05/pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-hackers-ransom-1202094203/

He's got a mask and a black suit and everything.

Bullshit, I refuse to believe a company as large and methodic as D has only a single copy on a single server of such a big asset as a new movie.

>Morrison doing anything to help the Gentry
In your dreams, Lord Broken.

>Bob Iger says Hackers claim to have stolen movie
>user says Stan Lee claims to be the reincarnation of Frank Sinatra
I can say other people claim shit too. Doesn't make it true.

For you, anyways.

Whatever you do, don't click on the spoiler image for your own well being...

>too rich to have to resort to a false flag.

Well that's something.

>21
Yes, that's why they stole a kino like Pirates 5.

No, that was Sega in the 90s.
Kinda obvious in hindsight, with them being the publishers of the Yakuza series.

Pirates 5 is going to make a billion

if this got out online that would hurt Disney a ton so yes that's why they stole Pirates 5

you gotta have huge balls to steal from Disney

The huntsman from Snow White but with guns.

You need no balls to shill for Disney.

It was Sausage Party and Sony took credit for it.