Best Sup Forums dads

ITT: Best Sup Forums dads.

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6 kids my dude and they all still alive

I always thought of it more of two kids and four pets

He really did nothing wrong.

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They are all his children and we should accept no alternatives

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>coming soon to cartoon network
>he's the almighty shogun of sorrow
>but can he the most deadly task of all... being a DAD?
>Aku: and I thought the Samurai was a handful!
>watch as Aku has to learn what it means to not only be the master of masters, but the father of fathers!
>Aku and Ashi: the brand new series starting next friday only on cartoon network

DELET THIS

I would probably watch that.

I'd watch it.

>Fucks his kid like the cocksleeve she is and makes her an emotionally stunted mess.
Is he, dare I say, /my dad/?

Where do I send the money to?

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How do we fund this.

Who's this?

take_my_money.jpg

I need this.

we need episode ideas for this NOW

Anyone have the Sgt Hatred picture?

>It's an "Ashi gets in trouble at school while Aku bumbles his way through a PTA meeting" episode
>It's an "Aku and Ashi adopt a stray dog with a heart of gold, but it turns out to be more work than either of them expected" episode
>It's an "Aku has to babysit Demongo's niece AND wrangle Ashi at the same time" episode
>It's an "Aku and Ashi compete in competitions at the town's annual father-daughter picnic" episode
>It's an "Aku is lonely so Ashi and her friends set him up on a blind date, but everything goes terribly wrong" episode

MOAR

>#1 dad
>#7 daugther
Low fucking blow you faget

D-DELET THIS

Clarissa's loving father
whatisdeepfried.com/2000/12/31/clarissa/

Really though, it's clear he doesn't give two shits about her.

If he did he wouldn't have forced her to try to kill Jack and would've just convinced her that he's the bad guy and not him.

>that comic

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I'm sure she'll be fine.

we're reaching levels of pure suffering that shouldn't be possible here

>It's an "Ashi sneaks out after dark to go to a concert with the foolish Samurai"-episode

>blows up his son's business
>insults his girlfriend
>tells him he's ashamed of Harry for making something of himself independently
>makes fun of his son's therapy sessions
>therapy sessions that he's been spying on for years
>does all of this while smirking at him
>while wearing the Green Goblin costume
>while drinking from a mug that says "World's Greatest Dad"

How can one man be so based?

>it's an "take your child to work" episode
>it's an "Ashi throws a wild party while Aku is away at the centennial Galactic Governments meeting" episode
>it's an "Ashi gets her first boyfriend so Aku tries to give her The Talk and gets everything wrong and ruins her date" episode

EXCELLENT!

No "Aku and Jack try and fail to get along for Ashi but end up finding a common like and become annoyingly close friends" episode?
You dissapoint me, bronon.

Step aside orphans and niggers

user, do you need to talk?

>It's an "Ashi goes to visit her mother and six identical siblings"-episode

>Ashi sets Aku on a blind date
>the blind date is the samurai

Kek

>tfw all of akus precious little girls died except for ashit
>she ends up being the foolish samurais cock sleeve
>who also killed his other daughters
Aku has had it really rough

Third times the charm?

Reminder

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oh shit is that the baby from the end of season 4?

And baby momma. Try not to miss her. Ashi sure didn't.

No, it's a gag some user did during the first daughters episode, alluding to the creepy Blossom x Aku fanart.

That baby was male though.

Tell me about Aku

Why does he sniff the daughter.

>It's not time to make a change...

Spoder?

What does Aku smell like?

nice

UNSPEAKABLE EVIL

Milk and salty coins.

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burnt wood and black licorice

I would be legitimately okay with this if season 5 ended as a set up for this. Aku is way to likable to be killed off anyways.

>it's a domestic violence episode.

Actually the creators confirmed it was female.

It's not the baby regardless.

Not to mention he completely forgot he had a daughter, much less 7 of them

Well I think he didn't expect the crazy cult people to drink it.

Never underestimate rabid fangrills.

>do a timeskip to 50 years in the future
>never even reference the baby who was set to be on the path of the samurai in the literal last episode before season 5
This would have been a great thing to have done, even if they never directly say it was the baby.

>spending an entire episode in a graveyard
Sounds pretty boring tbqhfam

God i miss dark reign

LOL

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we must protect her

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>Aku brings back the wrong daughter

I was gonna suggest JUICE'D, but AKU'D makes more sense

Even if you hate SU you have to admit that Greg is arguably one of the best dads ever.

Probably the only well-written character on that fucking show though.

delet this

who was the father here?

*dad walks in*

>are ya winning, dear?