Has there ever been a better cartoon/comic critic in our time?

Has there ever been a better cartoon/comic critic in our time?

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He's literally /ourguy/

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What's with people and not being able to form their own opinions?

I trust this fucking board more than Bob Fatty

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Film Robert and OP are both fags.

>ACLU denounces hecklers threatening Ann Coulter with violence
>Bob calls it censorship

>PART I
>PART 2
>PART III
Fuck you

there's no more /ourguy/ than based moviebob

>totalbiscuit
Back to Sup Forums OP

GLOBALIZATION IS THE FUTURE GAIZ

WE CAN'T GO TO SPACE WITHOUT MASSIVE INFLUX OF SANDNIGGER REFUGEES

GAIZ CHINA WILL BE A WORLD POWER EVEN THOUGH THEYRE AN OVERPOPULATED COMMUNIST HOVEL; THEYVE GOT AN OUTDATED AIRCRAFT CARRIER

>>Guy names a series of onanistic, condescending and self-aggrandizing videos "In Bob we trust"

Suuuure.

Hey cool comics and/or cartoons

He's a fat prick with crippling autism and the blandest opinions ever. You must be a wreck to even entertain watching him.
If anyone wants to see exactly how far gone this lardass is, just read any random paragraph of his book.

Nobody who thinks Metroid: Other M is a great game is intelligent in my mind.

>nationalism will ruin the world
>china is successful because its less nationalistic than the west
>the space race wasn't a giant nationalist dick waving contest

>GAIZ CHINA WILL BE A WORLD POWER EVEN THOUGH THEYRE AN OVERPOPULATED COMMUNIST HOVEL; THEYVE GOT AN OUTDATED AIRCRAFT CARRIER
Why is it insane when he says it but it's a great truth when Trump is saying it?

Trump is better at telling jokes.

Wasn't there a bit in his book where he was talking about playing his Gameboy Advance in the car cause he didn't want to wake up his parents or something?

>Mario 3 was my generations JFK assassination!
>Seared into my mind more than 9/11!

>>china is successful because its less nationalistic than the west
CHINA IS A FUCKING MESS, YOU RETARD
You don't want to be like fucking China of all places.
Fucking conservatives, they're so retarded they rather live swallowing smoke and only watching the sunsets on screens if that means they have money.
Fuck you, literally kill yourself.

He thought Other M was better than the Prime Games.

>kiss everything from space travel to disease cures goodbye
Humans launched satellites, orbited the Earth, and went to moon in the same decades that we wiped out Polio and Smallpox on a planetwide scale. And these decades were the most nationalistic that have ever been experienced in human history.

I see a flaw in his argument.

that entire article when they take the best quotes is amazing

You can be good at trade and suck at everything else.

I honestly still have a hard time believing that shit is real.

Also,
>white people achievements

I sincerely can't get a handle on Moviebob's political beliefs. He switches from Andrew Ryan-level "fuck you parasites, you keep what you make" to Bernie Sanders' Democratic Socialism at the drop of a hat. He claims to be a liberal and certainly talks in a way that indicates he is one, but he's written letters about how much he hates poor people. It's insane.

>no image
C'mon, let me see.

>inb4 faggot mod bans me for Twitter screencaps because he has a grudge for some fucking reason

God damn he's stupid.

Anyone got the pics of him saying that people he doesn't like should be shot?

But they don't suck at everything else.

That's fucking epic. I know we haven't said "epic" in nearly a decade, but it is.

That's pretty much every tweet of his these days. Nigga lost his damn mind.

I dont understand why america thinks its perfectly fine to categorize everything.

"oh you hate trump? you're probably a democrat and a sjw? man fuck off, there's only 2 genders. why dont you go to sweden and get fucked by muslim niggers if you like them so much"

>In my memories, the Great Console Wars dragged on like my own private Vietnam, and it didn't help that I was still constantly in trouble at school and in and out of therapy at the time for anger, attention and authority issues.

>But the climactic reveal of SMB3 is burned no, seared into my memory the way JFK's assassination was for my parents' generation or the way 9/11 would be for mine a scant 12 years from then.

And it's pretty much all like that.

Dude, I'm not trying to force him into a label. He literally talks about how much he hates poor people, but also literally talks about how we need to protect them. It's nuts.

Yes they do. Their people are starving, their government is corrupt and their military consists of hardware from the mid-80s. And on top of that they can't even drive.

The nationalism of the 50s only lead to those strides because we actually put money into the education system, not this new wave of nationalism that doesn't want to actually be a society.

I had a scan of the book at some point, all of those quotes were there. Too bad p4rgaming died.

nah, fuck that tweet
I support violence against the speaker if the speech is about acting violently against others

I think what he means by poor people, he means the white, cis poor people, those are the ones that can die. If they're a minority, then yeah, he'll stick his neck out for them and say they need to be protected.

Oh hey, would you look at that, it's Mr. "I fight for women's rights, but I support Samus Aran being violently shot in the back for not listening to a man".

I remember when he said that anyone can make it if they try, and if they can't make it, they need to work harder, like him. I guess he assumed everyone knew he only meant that for white people. Black people won't make it no matter how hard they worrrrkk.

So you support violence against DeRay McKesson, then?

Ann Coulter never said shit about vigilante violence.

eceleb threads should be pruned on site

That's fairly common SJW trait. If you're white, you automatically win at life, regardless of what your social/economic status is.
If you're black, you're somehow incapable of improving your station in life so we're gonna pull out all the stops to get you going, regardless of the success rate.
And the irony is it's kind of a racist viewpoint to have, to view blacks as some sort of pitiful creatures.

>is it okay to act violent against people calling for violence against other people that have called for violence

Oh I remember that mess, By his logic a shit icecream is better that no icecream.

Just like Dobson and Chris-chan, he's more entertaining to discuss than his content.

Post the one about how muscle jocks wont exist in the future and brainy nerds will get all the pussy

In fact, what really scares me the most in this tweet is that Bob is one of the few lefty e-celebs with a drop of reality and/or self-respect to adimmit on why they failed

Also, he was the only one sayng that the whole media sucking the new Ghostbusters dick was bullshit, maybe there is still salvation for our boy Bob

Who's worse: Bob or Dobson?

I don't know his opinions on movies, but when it comes to vidya and politics, I really gotta hand it to Bob: it takes talent to be completely wrong about everything all of the time.

>talking about acting violently justifies violence against the speaker
>"i support violence against the speaker"
Your sucker-punch is in the mail.

I didn't say "so I can be violent against you, then?" You make a good point, though. Violence begets violence.

Bob, bob, bob, bob, bob, bob, bobbbbb.

>The Fantastic 4 were only relevant in the 60s so just use those versions
>Doom is an Old Man
>Puppet Master as the first movie villain
>the sequels are about one member specifically instead of them as a family
holy fuck that entire pitch is terrible. I am surprised he didn't try shoe horn Ben being ether Black or some kind of mild racist in order for him to accept his "monstrous" form.

I support political violence regardless because I'm an unapologetic edgelord.

Type 2 diabetes.

Bob. Dobson doesn't do anything anymore, just tweets stupid shit. Bob actually does stuff to further spread his stupid opinions.

>with a drop of reality and/or self-respect

Really? Out of all the E-celebs, Movie Bob is the one you call in touch with reality? 90% of TGWTG is more in touch with reality than Bob.

>he was the only one sayng that the whole media sucking the new Ghostbusters dick was bullshit
I'll have to double check if this is true, but he was ALSO the guy who said that it didn't really suck and was an alright movie. The worst thing he said about it was that (and I'm paraphrasing) "it has no right to exist, but that's only because we already have the first movie"

Only thing he claims to be a movie critic.

He as alright opinions on movies as long as they aren't related to nerd culture or politics. However he'll dick suck anything by Marvel or with a sufficiently "enlightened" agenda

At least with Dobson I would be able to have a normal conversation as long as I avoid the 20ish landmine topics that would set him off.

With Bob, everything will become a rant or about feminism. Bob was better at the Escapist because he had oversight that kept him from going too far off the rails.

>nations cannot go to space or cure illness
Funny how we've done both of those things with nations. Funny how a strong national identity and interest doesn't preclude you from cooperation with other nations and entities.

He got fired from the Escapist because he couldn't temper himself.

Yeah, but up until they got sick of having to tell him to turn it down he was kept under control for the most part.

Once he went solo he really let it all out.

He's definitely being sarcastic here.
Bob is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, encased in pork fat. He blames the Sanders wing of the dems as ideologues who won't compromise to save their lives(hence his support of Clinton), but then he goes on to write off 75% of the country as garbage people which the dems should outright ignore. He conveniently leaves out the fact that his own ideology would make sure that the dems would never win another election.
Then he turns around and blames Sanders for trying to start a dialog with dem rust belt bumfucks, even though Sanders was a stubborn ideologue just 5 tweets before.
In any case: Bob won't ever acknowledge that Hillary lost because she failed to appeal to rust belt voters, because he himself is a stubborn ideologue. He thinks that those people should lose their jobs because globalism is the superior future and they are subhumans stuck in the inferior past. His words.

>the most nationalistic nations on earth will overtake us because we're too nationalistic

Wow that's really sad, does bob have any friends

Maybe he meant classical liberal?

>does bob have any friends
The guy ditched his grandmother's funeral to play Mario. He was a grown adult when he did this.

I think the answer should be clear.

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What about this pathetic manchild shrine makes him superior to anything?

How did Moviebob get a following anyway? He makes the average CA member seem like a thespian by comparison. Like take a look at his patreon.

patreon.com/moviebob1

$3368. He is able to sustain himself from these shitty videos. How?

>the Great Console Wars dragged on like my own private Vietnam
>It ain't me starts to play

He looks like an uglier Kevin Smith. His reviews are just him rambling and speedreading through a script with nothing resembling proper diction. And he genuinely believes that poor people deserve to die. Why is he popular?

90% of these guys are Kevin Smith tier of faggotry and retardation, heres the rub thou, Kevin Smith had the balls to sink money on a real movie, not a 'soo bad its good' movie like the hacks that actually try to film some dreck, you can feel his passion and effort in that first movie.
They simply don't have it, and they know it.

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That's not how gamers work. That's not how any of this works.

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By "before" he actually means before " normies"

Bob is a manchild who never got over being bullied in high school and associates things like First Person Shooters with the types of people who bullied him, that's why he hates the genre

>movieblob makes more money off patreon for talking about video games than Joseph Anderson and Matthewmatosis combined
There is no god.

Oh shut the fuck up McIntosh, you went on a rant about how Civilization is evil because strategy games promote colonialism and nationalism

LOL

1% of them maybe

Okay, McIntosh is on his own tier of retardation. He's the SJW that even other SJWs think is nutty.

>A fucking legend of Zelda map hanging from the wall.
Jesus, bob has issues.

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You first.

>Civilization is evil because strategy games promote colonialism and nationalism

How the fuck can anyone think that.
Strategy games and bob ross nation painting simulators both managed to glue future hitlers to their armchairs and ensure they'll never do anything meaningful in their lives.
They're literally your greatest ally if you hate Sup Forums, those games keep them sedated, constantly daydreaming in their matrix.

How the fuck can anyone be so retarded to not realize something so obvious?

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>Waiting for diabetes, stairs, and the tag team of Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan to win the war

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How exactly do you apply eugenics to the gaming community? What makes Moviebob think he can actually stop supposedly stupid people from playing games, while convincing smart people to start?

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This is what confuses me. I've seen his videos, and most of them are embarrassingly bad with only a rudimentary understanding of what he's talking about most of the time. I can't understand how anyone could take him seriously after doing the Game Overthinker, where an overweight man in his 30s dresses as future Trunks and ninjas and shit. I almost think there's something funky going on with his Patreon, because he has over 1000 patrons, yet all of his posts and uploads on the site get under 10 likes and even fewer comments.