Why wont they give him his own stand alone film?

Why wont they give him his own stand alone film?

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are you just making this thread to fill space? is this some weird ass joke? or are you actually stupid enough to want an obi wan movie? kill yourself regardless retard

Hello there. Welcome to General Kenobi /gk/

everything curren lucasfilm touches turns t shit, do you honestly want this?

I dunno man, Rogue One was great so a Obi Wan spinoff might be good too, but only if Ewan played in it

Are you kidding? To what? Retcon the character even worse than Luke? If they hadn't turned Luke into shit I might have faith that a project like this would be worth it but there is no point and everything they would do with it would just degrade a new hope and the work of Alec Guinness.

The dude lived for 20 years as a hermit on a desert planet and I find it hard to believe nobody ever came looking for him and he did absolutely nothing in between

you're the personification of brainlet wojak

>tfw no cop kenobi movie where he has to deal with the cyberpunk subworld on curuscant
They wouldn't be able to do it properly anyway.

Everything he accomplished alone is already on screen.
Anything else important he did would have to have Anakin along with him

I don't think they'd be able to sell this movie DLC to anyone.

Are you guys joking, outside of Disney normal colossal fuck ups, how wouldn't a movie with a cop Kenobi dealing with investigations on coruscant wouldn't be good?

>an old white male

Ummm no sweetie

Its everything OT fags have been on this 20 year long temper tantrum about

Manchildren have made it clear they just want some PECHEWWW PECHEWWW blaster action, a shitty lightsaber fight, and some vague worldbuilding

If RoTS and TLJ earnings are to be taken into account, no they don't.

cool beans,
but till tumblirinas are no longer at the helm of lucasfilm i dont want to see it.

>outside of Disney normal colossal fuck ups
thats why user

Going by earning everyone loved the prequels. They are still among the most watched movies of all time

For the same fucking reason people love watching the hobbit movies and lotr, it's not the plot that they like, it's the world, and the prequels show a LOT of SW world.

Im with you I've always loved the prequels but no one has been able to get away with saying that online in 15 years.
Not without the pavlovs dogs immediately coming to take a big shit in the middle of the conversation.
>REEEEEEEEEE THE PREQUELS SUCKED I WILL LITERALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND MURDER YOU OF YOU DON'T STOP SAYING YOU LIKE THE PREQUELS

>no Obi Wan movie about him genociding sand nigge- I mean tusken raiders and investigating the Hutt cartel

Prequels are good. Good world building and good story.

because we have already 4 films with him as the main character

Luke, did I ever tell you about the death of Star Wars? It started with your father George Lucas during the social justice wars and he was betrayed by a young woman named Kennedy. They were good friends.

He's barely a main character in TPM and ANH. All he does in TPM is second guess Qui Gon, sit on the ship, and "kill" Darth Maul.

Disney fucking ruined Rogue One.

rewatch TPM, he is definitely the main character

>Rogue One was great
The absolute state of this shithole.

>it's disney so it's bad

Isn't there already a Obi wan movie planned to begin shooting in 2019?

>not starting with the prequels
Hello underage.

No, you don't get what I'm saying. Disney came upon what existed in Rogue One and bled it until it became a safe Princess-tier flick rather than the gritty war movie everybody but Kennedy and her story team were trying to make.

Rogue One is very fucking bad. Apply yourself.

rottentomatoes.com/m/rogue_one_a_star_wars_story/
what was that, anons?

it was alright

>gritty war movie everybody but Kennedy and her story team were trying to make.
I don't know, the complete lack of decent characters, dialogue or plot seems to stem from it trying to be a gritty war movie, not because of any Disney meddling to make it more kid friendly.

it was fine for a flick, its just a different kind of movie, one where we dont actually see good arcs, i mean they all have their arcs in the middle of the film, and since all our characters die theres no real change just a good spectacle

all in all it was a decent film, not something to drool over, if you want to see some cool star wars stuff without bullshit in TLJ rouge one is it..

>actually relying on rotten tomatoes scores
Hello mouse, we meet again.

Be cool if they made a movie like Logan and had Ewan McGregor play Old Ben Kenobi.

yeah who can forget the great RT score for TLJ

He's a main character but not THE main character. Deuteronomy and all that good shit.

>not instead wanting a neo-western where he falls in love with a moisture farming hoor on tatooine but one days finds she has been kidnapped by gang of mandalorians brigands to sell to sand people as a sex slave and finds himself forced to break the jedi code in order to rescue her but in the end finds all his efforts futile and becomes the recluse we knew and loved in ANH

>A 14 year old Luke Skywalker is flying his T-16 through beggars canyon, blissfully unaware of a ambush of Tusken snipers laying in wait up ahead.

>A robed figure dispatches the first Tusken, before stealthily ghosting between the Tusken sniper nests, clearing the way for Luke to enjoy his juvenile womp rat bullseying.

That's all I've got for now. Maybe a murder mystery trailing from a burnt out Jawa Crawler he finds in the desert into the seedy underbelly of Mos Eisley. Make the antagonist IG-88 or spider legs Maul or some shit.

>appeal to authority
A fallacy
>appeal to popularity
Another fallacy

Wrong

fallacy fallacy

The first Disney wars only came out in 2015 idiot, they'll make a Kenobi movie eventually, they're certainly desperate enough

The movie has plot coming out of its ass; we lost the character stuff because they tried to tone it down into a quipfest.

kek this sounds like a comedy. It's a comedy right?

>posts a pic from a comically bad scene
Ok?

That didn't stop them from making a shitty Han Solo movie.

>break the jedi code
Fuck no, that's the kind of retarded shit I expect from the Disney writers, Kenobi was the embodiment of everything good that the Jedi could be, making him break the codes would be equal to breaking his character in half and them pissing on the remains.

>spider legs Maul
>doesn't know

I wish they actually had the balls to do something wiyh Maul of consequence but they sqaundered him again but his death was actually good this time.

>plot coming out of its ass
Yeah, some boring plot that goes nowhere, and the only quips we have come from the robot, everyone else is drab and boring.

Either way, the tonal barrenness of Rogue One you're describing came from Disney not knowing what to do with it and eventually fucking everything up trying to play it two ways.

Thought so too.

>not understanding Lucas' subtle symbolism of Anakin's downfall for the greater good
I'm okay how about you? Getting enough to eat?

You were never using any argument in the first place since there was no point being made other than appeals to either authority or popularity.

Maul is weird in that he is just le evul edgy devil guy but why have him kill qui-gon, only to have a potential revenge arc of kenobi finished a minute later? He either should have been in all 3 films, taking the place of Grievous, or we should have had Christopher Lee in all 3 films and have him also fulfill the role of Maul. This is why TPM is so bad imo, it takes place out of sync with every film and there isn't any real meaningful set-up for the subsequent films. We get a time-skip and that's it, now all the characters you knew are completely different people.

>we lost the character stuff because they tried to tone it down into a quipfest.

Then why were all the quips from the initial teaser removed from the final film?

>we will never get a buddy cop comedy featuring kenobi and dexter jettster

screeching "fallacy!!!" is not an argument

will we find out how a diner chef knows about poison darts and kamino?

Probably because of the fucked up problems with his initial actor, did you know he was actually supposed to have more than one line in the first script?

episodes 2 and three were good... very good in fact.

test screening audiences thought Jyn was too bitchy and the backlash to Ghostbusters 2016 told them they better dial the fuck back on that "the force is female" shit, but by then it was too late.

The point is that you didn't had any argument in the first place, posting a link to a review aggregator doesn't prove anything either way in terms of quality.

It hurts user

Why give any character a stand alone film? Why make a film revolve around a character instead of around a plot? Seems pretty stupid and exploitative to me.

I used to cut colorful mats to frame around pictures with a guy who was a sniper on Afghanistan with a bounty on his head.
Not everyone is a cowboy their entire life, it's possible to go run a diner one day.

Hell it's even possible to open up a pizza joint while also being a captain in a Gambino style mafia

Whatever happened to BASED Dex?

>we will never get a female led Star Wars with Yaddle, Ahsoka, Ayyla, that one that wears the drapes that was mentor to Bariss, and Shaak Ti that's a screwball lesbian comedy about a book club

This is still one of the most intriguing and detailed detective work ever put on film:

- (Obi) What's this, Dexter?

- (Dexter) Oh wow, This is a Kamino saber dart!

- (Obi) Off to Kamino then!

>the case of the saber dart deserves it's own series

Other than this being an awful scene in an awful movie, why do people hate the character and setting more than they hate the actual retarded plot point that puts Obi there in the first place? A 50's diner is no more absurd than the little dive bar they had on tattooine in ANH or the mafia-inspired hutt palace they had in ROTJ.

Dexter did nothing wrong.

I don't understand how people dislike AoTC more than TPM. Other than the romance it's a far better structured movie than TPM and it actually gives cause to Anakin's darker predilictions.

I worked with an SES at an intel base who retired to run a pretty decent taco shop.

A dart.....hmmmmmmm
I tell you what Ive got a buddy named Dax that knows all about this kind of stuff. I'm gonna have him take a look at it.

He kills Maul in Disney Canon ( S3 rebels )

youtube.com/watch?v=no4SxdIIDBE

That's in the novelization ( 1976 ) and not in the movie ( 1977 )

Or somebody popping a bottle of champagne on that god awful casino planet in TLJ...

They are, they announced it like in August, didn't they?

Dax is full of shit!
My grandma left me that dart in her will!
It was used by Darth Plaiguies himself!

>He's not aware that all shopkeeps are former adventures
C'mon man, keep up.

(((They )))already ruined Luke and now you want them to do the same win Obi Wan . A-user I...!!

Why can't we just have the new stars be in the style of the prequels with a shit load of world building and lots cool fighting scenes/pod racing/space battles

I hate this SJW star wars bullshit with zero world building and niggers.

>A young Boba Fett has taken his fathers armor and is hunting down rogue Jedi, both for profit and to avenge his father.

>Hears of a reclusive wizard who lives in the desert of Tattooine.

>Ambushes Kenobi, is defeated by the old man, but Kenobi lets him leave

>Boba deduces Kenobis purpose of protecting the young Luke Skywalker, but doesn't know why

>Threatens to destroy the Lars homestead, Kenobi surrenders

>Pay homage to TGTBTU by having Fett walk Kenobi through the desert, intending to throw him in the sarlacc pit

>(still ripping off TGTBTU) Kenobi and Fett find a burnt out Sandcrawler, Kenobi hears a cryptic jumble of riddled directions from a dying droid

>the clues lead to a hidden Jedi database buried beneath the sands of Tattooine, and rumours of a weapon of untold power

That's the setup anyway. Basically they have to work together and escape being captured by sandpeople and maybe Kenobi rides a Krayt Dragon and in the end Fett leaves him alone after gaining a grudging respect for Kenobi.

Also Mace Windu is revealed to be still alive but driven mad and planning on using the ancient Jedi weapon to genocide all force sensitives in the galaxy. Kenobi fights and loses to Windu and it's only when Fett decides to put aside his hatred for Jedi that they can 2v1 Mace and kill him.

they are in 2020 after it's revealed to be Reys grandfather or something.

He's a white male

He gathered Jedi stuff for Luke

>This is why TPM is so bad imo, it takes place out of sync with every film and there isn't any real meaningful set-up for the subsequent films.

>Establishes the origins of Anakin's totalitarian bent without resorting to the cliches.
>Starts the sequence of Anakin's personal losses (also explains in plain text why exactly he will fall).
>Starts building up parallels between Obi-Wan and Anakin.
>Sets up the baseline of relative normalcy, from which everything will go to hell.

And even Darth Maul getting offed as fast as he was, while probably not intentionally from the start, contributed to the theme of Sidious using disposable apprentices and dupes, before he convered Anakin.

What the fuck, was Obi-Wan in love with him?

obi wan solo movie directed by riley stearns
starring NOT ewan mcgregor

>The Demon - Maul
>The Vampire - Dooku
>The Frankenstein - Grevious
They all contributed, thematically, a piece to Vader

T-16 is a gorgeous ship.

i don't even understand where maul got hit. did he get sliced in half? the only place obi could have hit was his face but why are there no visible wounds?

They already did the TGTBATU reference in Clone Wars with Cad Bane getting killed and Boba getting that plasma burn on his helmet. The episode wasn't finished but the scene was released.

t. pathetic soyboy shill

hurr durr me will hide
change first name but not last name
wear same Jedi clothes

hE'S NOT PART OF THE (((TRIBE)))