I guess this entire board is too far gone for reason and taste...

I guess this entire board is too far gone for reason and taste. There's no other option left except to break out the Worm thread.

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Skitter did nothing wrong.

>Worm

That's the name of the web serial. Something the matter?

You didn't give me much to go on to figure out what you were talking about.

Still not Sup Forums, stop trying to make it happen.

Its one of the best capeshit stories of all time, and that's no exaggeration. Over a million words long, about two and a half years in the making from 2011 to 2013, updated regularly about twice to three times a week, every week.
Basically, its a world where people can get superpowers through traumatic events, and the bullied main character girl becomes a supervillain. Its a lot better than it sounds.
You can read it here: parahumans.wordpress.com/

>Still not Sup Forums
Then where does it belong?

And we get best lesbian waifu

Imagine what this dude could accomplish with some focus, pacing and scale.
Also less body horror torture porn.

Probably get published. It's got the nice action, world building, and self-insert potential that makes a young teen book, with less of the tripe.
But then it kinda goes: "lol what if Lord Voldemort flayed a person alive then cast a spell that leaves them trapped in conscious, perpetual agony for centuries with no chance of rescue? Just because he can. Also the next chapter is Hermione worrying about BOYS!?! ;)"

An editor with an eye for marketability could probably make Worm a more cohesive work depending on the target audience.

Also Scapegoat has a great fucking power and he needs to be drawn.

Long live Skitter!

I just started Worm on the recommendation on you fuckers.

I'm on Shell 4.9

Taylor is the queen of getting her buttkicked
I love this. This is the best thing Sup Forums has introduced me to since Invincible.

Than you know Collateral damage Barbie.

You mean Glory Hole?

That too.
You are not going to like what happens to her in 11 arcs.

>It's longer than I imagined.

THANK GOD.

I enjoy reading this in my idle time.

It's 31 arcs long.
Enjoy.

I have no idea what this is. Apparently it's some weird super disconnected multimedia thing across several websites from several people that's impossible to properly look into unless you know exactly what you're looking for?

Here's a link motherfucker.
parahumans.wordpress.com/
I will see you in 2 weeks.

Stop shilling your shitty not-a-webcomic.

>Where does it belong?
/trash/

It will never be published. It's not good enough to be published by any editor with half a brain. It's RWBY level.

I like Worm, but this isn't going to convince anyone to read the story.

Also Pact is great.

>Then where does it belong?
> where does a novel belong

god, if we only had a board for written shit and stuff...

/lit/ would tear it a new asshole and OP knows it. His only hope to get his shitty tv show pitch project attention and hugs is Sup Forums.

Those "freckles" make it look like Burnscar is wearing Panacea's costume

/tg/ has dedicated trolls to disrupt any Worm thread there. And Worm is not Ulysses, so /lit/ won't touch it.

So fuck off. Cape is Sup Forums enough.

>just started Worm on the recommendation of you fuckers
>I love this. This is the best thing Sup Forums has introduced me to since Invincible
Have fun.

(You)

>Even /tg/ who loves "elf wat do" and Warhammer won't let Worm in

Jesus Christ Worm is SUCH a turd!

Oh come now, don't stop there. Tell me, what makes Worm so good? Sell it to me. Because from what I've seen its strong female protagonist level, a lot of disconnected "subversive" and "interesting" takes on capeshit ideas held together by a plot that's a 12 year old's idea of what is interesting to adult audiences.

Well for starters how much of it have you even read? You sound an awful lot like a shitposter so this is probably bait, but still.

>here are a bunch of subjective opinions
>justify yourself to me
You're the level of salty over Worm that you should reserve for when you realize your dad could have pulled out and spared the world your existence.

Anyone know any other good online super novels?

I just got bored of Stoneburners around the second aztec arc
Brennus updates like once a month
and Anathema never really gave enough time for characters to grow on me before they either got dropped into the deep end or a perspective shift happened.

Brother, save it for the weekend. More active worm anons

WRONG ANSWER

>I love this. This is the best thing Sup Forums has introduced me to since Invincible.
I agree, worm was quite a ride!

>Super novels
>ONLINE super novels

Do your parents know your reading habits user? Are they ashamed?

You try being a bored guy in his early 20's who actually ran out of good fantasy books on kindle unlimited.

I got hooked on the genre after reading Soon I will be Invincible and have been stuck digging since. At least I don't read machine translated chinese kungfu stories.

Read Gestation then dropped it like a hot iron.

But seriously, skitter was a psychopath and it annoys me how eager people are to shove their noses up her vag. Worm was pretty great (or at least, there's a pretty great story deep inside the million+ word monstrosity it is currently) but that's partially because Taylor is such a fucking crazy person.

Have you read any Lord Dunsany or George McDonald?

>Psychotic girl becomes waifu

What is wrong with capefags? They did the same thing with Harley Quin. Like what is mechanically wrong with their brains?

Dunsany no, Mcdonald yes. Never really cared for fiction predating the Asimov era of scifi though. And I have half a bookshelf filled with that stuff that I got from a big box of scifi books someone was offloading.

Don't be a faggot. It's capeshit and a subversion of comic ideas, so it's Sup Forums.

There's always that autistic faggot who needs everything to be 100% or it doesn't count. You're the reason we get the same "le leddit" and "what did he mean by this" threads.

>Grue : that nigga had no taste and plus taylor was a fellow super villain, hell I can't remember if taylor ever refers to her as a super villain
>Theo : for that kid, Taylor was probably the first girl that ever gave him the time of the day and she's in her "hero" phase
>Clock : that's just the readers shipping em
>Armsmaster: that guy felt its his fault taylor became a villain, that's why he decided to help her. Plus he ended up with best girl/waifu made real dragon

>Its a lot better than it sounds.
Then why give it a bad description then?

Glad to hear it. I also started because of Sup Forums, partially, heard good things of other people that took the recommendation

Anyways, always happy to see a Worm thread anyways.
Let's play the "make a cape game"?
Someone makes a request with the conditions for a power or cape, either highly specific or with a classification included, you make a power and name the cape and asks for a following weird-condition cape. Its a good way to talk Worm and not spoil big stuff for possible new readers
If someone wants to start:

>A Changer that is their strongest when they are carrying a disease

in order for this thread to last longer lets make this then a comic novel thread whats yall favorite novel bases on a Sup Forums property ? personally i like the novel form of judge dredd dredd vs death

so I read the first chapter/chunk/whatever of this, and while I see the potential I need to ask: how long before shit gets real? Because high school depression shenanigans isnt really what im looking for

Get on the Dunsany bus user. You won't regret it. Start with Gods of Pegana.

about arc 15

It doesn't get real unless you mean real bad. Get out while you still can. Save your clickbux.

read more than 0,001% of the story.
Also, 3 or 4 chapters in, can't remember. This is a book, so it needs a set up so the pacing isn't a clusterfuck

Arc 8.

Shit gets reall pretty fast and then doesn't stop getting more real until the end of the book. A common theme you'll meet when reading is escalation, of aggressiveness, ruthlessness, danger, psychological damage

>Worm's writer can't even get a single artist to illustrate his shit pitch story and meet the BARE MINIMUM to be allowed on Sup Forums.

Fuck this is sad. Can someone link me to their patreon I want to make a sympathy donation?

>Worm's writer can't even get a single artist to illustrate his shit pitch story
What? What the fuck are you talking about?

Did the writer shit in your cornflakes or something?

patreon.com/Wildbow
He has the money, he just doesn't care that much for fan art enough to waste it on sub-par depictions of his characters.

>A common theme you'll meet when reading is escalation, aggressiveness, ruthlessness, danger, psychological damage

Wow. At least when Hotline Miami brought its limp lit major working as a barrista dick out to wave there was a decent video game behind it.

Where's the comic user? Come on, cartoons and comics its in the title.

I'm tired of him posting in Sup Forums and /tg/ for clickbux and attention.

>Ten Samurai Jack Threads and Ten Steven Universe Threads at a time every fucking day
>Don't care
>One guy wants to discuss something they enjoy in one thread
>Sperg out

I'm on Tangle 6.9. Such a good story. Good characters too.

Christ you're a retard.

In that same arc she's gonna fight a super villain, then the ride never stops

>Actual cartoons getting threads

I'm fucking SHOCKED user.

>One guy wants to discuss his not-Sup Forums writing project

He's posting on Sup Forums and /tg/ to get clickbux and his dick sucked.

Come on, just a little harder and you'll actually be worth someone's attention and a half-hearted actual responde to your bait! You can do it user!

>Depression and Trauma: The Series

If I wanted that I'd just look in the mirror.

What, you mean you don't want to get your dick sucked? Wow, you really ARE a faggot user
No wonder your mother hates you

Read that Interlude
RIGHT
NOW

Why the fuck was Weaver's time with the Wards cut so short? What the fuck was Wildbow thinking?

Didn't want authority figures shown in a good light, but didn't have enough non-repeating evil habits to give to all the characters.

I'm not even talking about in universe, I'm talking about the fans.

>Because from what I've seen its strong female protagonist level, a lot of disconnected "subversive" and "interesting" takes on capeshit ideas held together by a plot that's a 12 year old's idea of what is interesting to adult audiences.

Contents might also involve:
>several moral points of no return
>shooting a baby in the head as mercy
>the result of a basement dweller getting powers
>"female rape"
>relateable neo-nazis
>people doing fucked up shit in a way that is, not excusable, but understandable, because their lives were fucked up
>9+/10 character interaction between creatively and uniquely fucked up people
>real good origin and backstory to powers and why and how they exist in-universe
>a villain with dog related super powers named Bitch and a time-stop hero called Clockblocker

does anyone else think the last chapter of twig was a little bullshit?
>you should let us go!
>why the fuck would i?
>because we made you bleed and work hard to kill us and if the people see you like this they'll realize you are not as invincible as you say you are
>oh, you mean my loyal workers that i can just kill and replace, those people, are going to see how i sweat just a bit more than ususal to kill all of you? and that is why i should let you go?

the infante should have just killed them

But he already did that with Dragon, Defiant, Miss Militia, and Chevalier. And besides the ones she would have been maneuvering around were the PRT directors.

>Content might also involve

So a 12 year old's idea of what is interesting to adults?

When creating something, you always eventually run into a creative-block. ALWAYS.
Its impressive that Wildbow only faced that 66-75% of the way in at the INSANE speed he writes, almost early-Andrew Hussie levels of dedication and production value/time
The format allowed him to skip his creative-block though, because the story as it is on his website isn't set in stone. He isn't a fucking faggot, so he got out and said "hey, this chapter sucks, I know it sucks, have known for 4 years now, I'm writing two other big books, I'll get back to ya though! Here's the REST of the story that I know actually WILL have value because that part I have already envisioned and put my passion in it".
That little character arc is thusly cut-short to avoid a SHITTIER part of the story and a break of pace in-universe and in his mindset that would probably bring a hiatus that Wildbow wouldn't be comfortable with, because at that time he had already gotten the rhythm of writing 10k words two days a week and as the man said himself, breaking this would be a huge pain.

Dragon sure showed a lot more mercy when her boytoy committed a Birdcage-level offense and only got house arrest to hide the corruption of government-sponsored heroes. Where was that "you still have me on your side" level of compassion for people who went to her super-hell prison?

Defiant was a gloryhound cock sucker who threatened the ceasefire that the world relies upon to not get completely fucked over by the Endbringers. Mannequin chose him for a reason.

Miss Militia was fully willing to pull a lot of shady shit and sided with the villains who were all about starting a cock-measuring contest when the Nine showed up, instead of siding with the actually competent villains. As far as I remember, her excuse was basically "I'm just following orders" which is not an excuse you get to use when the biggest villain gang in your city for the last several years were Nazis.

Chevalier, fair enough. I think he was the only hero who wasn't shown to be a morally compromised shitsack in some manner or another in the entire series.

look at this big boy with his big boy pants, he likes his ADULT cold crime solving novels and retarded feminist propaganda comics!
Go the fuck to sleep you massive manchild

Don't respond to obvious bait user.

That's only because taylor is the protagonist and POV character. If worm wasn't written from skitter POV and with more time dedicated to most characters I'm sure dragon would be more popular, or the S9

The fact that literally no board whatsoever wants Worm should tell you all something.

>several moral points of no return
>shooting a baby in the head as mercy
>the result of a basement dweller getting powers
>"female rape"
>relateable neo-nazis
>people doing fucked up shit in a way that is, not excusable, but understandable, because their lives were fucked up
>9+/10 character interaction between creatively and uniquely fucked up people
>real good origin and backstory to powers and why and how they exist in-universe
>a villain with dog related super powers named Bitch and a time-stop hero called Clockblocker

i too enjoyed the webcomic jack as well user

>Where was that "you still have me on your side" level of compassion for people who went to her super-hell prison?
Right besides the part that Ritcher programmed in her brain that says she exists solely to serves the orders of the people currently in power. She can't do anything that might mess with legalities if she isn't specifically told to until the last arc of the story.

My favorite characters were Accord, Cherish, and Chevalier. All of them were either from past the point where Worm was best, or got removed too soon.

>Where was that "you still have me on your side" level of compassion for people who went to her super-hell prison?
She wasn't in charge of any of those decisions. She was programed to obey the laws of the land.

>Defiant was a gloryhound cock sucker who threatened the ceasefire that the world relies upon to not get completely fucked over by the Endbringers
It's called character development. He very clearly improves as a person as the story goes.

My favorite character was Panacea.

Have a bit of a soft spot for Theo, myself.

>psychopaths can't be interesting characters

>Something Sup Forums related by all means gets a thread
>HURR NOT A CARTOON

That's because he prefers to suck a dick instead of getting his sucked. Shit isn't the only thing that comes out of his mouth.

...

Dragon built the Birdcage. Saint was not able to control Dragon, only monitor and exploit loopholes to temporarily shut her down. When Teacher displayed his ability to communicate from inside the Birdcage, this shows that Dragon had to have consciously built in the ability to do so, yet she still just leaves it as a lawless wonderland and pretends that's the way it has to be.

Plus, her interlude shows that she's able to bend her restrictions to some degree by doing shady but technically legal things, or things she knows she would be lawfully commanded not to do if the relevant authorities knew about her doing them. As restrictive as her rules are, she isn't as much a slave as she likes to pretend.

Her major character flaw is "I could fight that, but it's not worth it to me to do so." Certainly not literally-the-devil-in-disguise, but still a fairly big departure from a nominal paragon of virtue.

>I too enjoyed the webcomic Jack as well

WORMKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

The target audience for Worm isn't adults.

>muh internet novel
>muh moral grey
>muh deconstruction subversion trope machine

Is there any wonder why no board wants this trash?

They can be when you have the writing skills of Hitchcock or Tarantino. Not when you have the writing skill of "Wildbow".

Worm isn't a cartoon or a comic. It does not belong here. You having a tantrum and showing your age doesn't change that shill.

I really REALLY liked Bitch.
Would totally hug and proceed to get fucking punched in the face and eaten by dogs.
Can wolfs breed with dogs? I want Bastard to have a happy family.

The best thing that came out of the absolute shitfest of unresolved plotlines that was Cauldron.
>forums.spacebattles.com/threads/loaf-worm-post-epilogue-crack-complete.467128/

Other boards don't want Worm threads because they know it attracts autists like you.

>this shows that Dragon had to have consciously built in the ability to do so
No it doesn't. What kind of fucking logic is that?

see

>Admits other boards don't want Worm
>I-It's because when we make a thread PEOPLE ARE MEAN TO US!

Or maybe its because they're telling you to pack up your shit and LEAVE.

Because she built the place and, what, accidentally made it so you could contact the outside world if you have the decoder ring and know the secret handshake?

Get this spacebattles loser the fuck out of here.

>Can wolfs breed with dogs?
Yes. They're literally the same species weirdly enough.

>build a boat
>boat gets a leak
>"the boat maker MUST have designed it that way"
You're retarded.

I wonder why this type of people that clearly doesn't like the material waste their time responding to others they know aren't going to change their minds, which is the entire point of an argument, just to throw a tantrum at no one, literally like a five year old child, when there are functions in this very website to request admin attention to the very problems they are highlighting. I mean, do they even really WANT the thread to be gone? Then why are they bumping it? Why not report everyone? See if someone that actually matters will care dude and stop wasting your time.
Here, I found a thread that will surely distract you and cheer you up
But if that doesn't work, please copy and paste your banter on this other thread that presents all the sames problems as this one that I found by looking at the catalogue for 10 seconds

>build a boat
>there's a door in the side of it that can only open if you have the special key and assemble the monkey statue from the 3 pieces you collected in the tunnel
>"maybe the door being there was just an oversight."

Sure thing, kiddo.