Things that instantly make you hate a movie before even seeing it

>”the most important film of the year”

>biting social satire

>social commentary

>diverse casting

>most epic movie since the Godfather

>a female is involved

>lead role is not a white male

If the actor is woman, non-white or aging and say's that women, whatever race or that older women deserve more roles, as if the industry was some sort of charity rather than a service and they think they can demand that people to see them.

>Kafkaeaque dystopian

This goes for literature too.

>from the creators of

>this generation’s Star Wars

>a triumph

>In the role of a lifetime

...

>from the producers who watched

>All-female cast

>an all around fun movie
WHAT MAKES MOVIES SO FUN

>from the editors that shared a meal with

>from the director who dreamt about

>from the producers who liked

> BIG RED TEXT on the poster

>Criterion Collection

>"A triumph"

>Sup Forums bullys me for wanting to see it

Oscar bait vibes in general

>Found footage

>Historical subject
>”More relevant than ever”

>blacks or women anywhere`

>Cute girl
>No nudity