ITT: We fix the Han Solo movie

ITT: We fix the Han Solo movie

We don't make it.
Fixed.

Give it back to Lord and Miller.

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STARRING ADAM SANDLER

KEVIN JAMES

AND ROB SCHNEIDER

>the the whole movie is going to be about Han's ex wife who they established exists in the nu-Wars comics
>probably played by Emilia "I'M ACTING" Clarke

Nuke this movie.

Written and Directed by Lars von Trier

Fire everyone

We don't deserve to live in such a perfect world, user.

Throw everything in the garbage including all actors
Find a super hot male action star who is not Rock
Have him display 120% toxic masculinity for ninety minutes
Done

Fucking lol might as well do this desu senpai it would probably still be better than whatever the mouse has now

"May the Farce be with you"

Dave Batista is... Han Solo!

Don't bother, people like Han because of Ford.

Han says
>I love you
Emilia Clarke say
>I know

hire me disney

I personally will love this movie because I will finally learn how
>Han got his name
>Han got his blaster
>Han got his smuggler costume
>Han got the scar on his chin
>Han got the Millenium Falcon
>Han met Chewie
>Han met Lando
>Han met Jabba
>Han got his boots
>Han learned to turn on a lightsaber to cut tantans
>Han confused parsecs with a unit of time

This one is guaranteed. I'll be shocked if it doesn't happen.

Han Solo will be the best of the new Star Wars films to date. Sup Forums's collective mind will be blown by how awesome it is, and it will singlehandedly breathe new life into the franchise. Screencap this

lets hope

...

We hire Ingruber to play Han

Would be kino

Starring Al Pacino as Darth Dunkin' Donuts

this

I'd watch it

Make it R-rated, show naked Twi'lek every 15 minutes, Chewbacca fucks Emilia Clarke, a wild west in space.

Give it to Tarantino. Alien racism and cantina shootouts

ehem
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>litty

>>Han confused parsecs with a unit of time
The kessel run is a smugglin route that passes near a black hole. You can take a shortcut by getting closer to the black whole, but it's very dangerous and can only be done with a good ship and skilled pilot.
Han went so close to the black hole, that he shaved off so much distance of the route that he could do the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

An animated movie by Phil Lord and Chris Miller