So

So...

...Drumpf

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FUCK YOU BLUMPF IMPEACH NOW IMPEACH FORTY FI #RESIST #WE ARE THE RESISTANCE #DUMBLEDORES ARMY

SSSCCCCOOOOOUUUUPPPPPZZZZZ

YAAGGG...

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

if I gave you 2 scoops would you die?

Trump just declared January from now on will be Slavery and Human Trafficking Prevention month.

What a bigot.

*waddles to keyboard, frothing at the mouth*
NO WE CAN'T JUST """ENJOY""" THE (((COMEDY))).
*wheezes in pain as lungs struggle to keep pace with the rigorous activity known as typing*
UM SWEETIE THIS IS WHITE GENOCIDE, (((THEY))) ARE TRYING TO KILL US.
*fatty tears congeal in the corner of eyes, too thick and greasy to roll down cheeks, or perhaps too lazy*
WHITE WOMEN ARE GOING TO SEE THIS SHOW AND NOT IDEALIZE WHITE MEN, AS IS THEIR OBJECTIVE BIOLOGICAL ROLE.
*heart strains to pump blood through obese veins*
IF WHITE MEN LIKE ME DON'T GET TO SPREAD OUR SEED AMONG WHITE WOMEN, THE WHITE RACE IS DOOMED, AND IT'S ALL (((THEIR))) FAULT FOR PREVENTING BASED CONSERVATIVES FROM BEING COMEDIANS. I'D BE GETTING LAID IF NOT FOR THAT!
*praises Kek as the heart attack hits*
Sup Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN!

blumpfth

cringe

FLOMPRPH

CRRRUNNNCHATIZE ME CAPPPTAAIINNNN

I heard that Blurf will be inpeachmint before years end

:^) hola reddit

liberal humor everybody

*sips soy milk*
Hmmm you know Trump is racist right
*nother sip*
And White people deserve to be killed really
*smacks soy cum covered lips*
Honestly Net Neutrality is a good thing
*burps up some soy*
Really why do we need guns
*another sip of soy cum*
Muslims aren't actually bad if you hate Muslims you're just a racist
*another sip*
I really could go for a nice fresh episode of Rick and Morty to go with this soy cup

I TRIED SO HAAAARD

please laugh

>Honestly Net Neutrality is a good thing
this doesn't belong

Based

Uhoh, the Sup Forumsfaggots are throwing another hissy fit because Colbert said something mean about Trump......

Wut !?