ITT: Movies that couldn't be made today
ITT: Movies that couldn't be made today
Easton Nguyen
Oliver Roberts
Anything pre 911.
Joseph James
Dominic Lopez
>Russell loves to watch television and fart, but Heather, the love of his life, hates farting.
Nicholas Wilson
animal house would have been fuckin crucified today
Aiden Nguyen
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Gavin Gomez
lmao nice
Andrew Myers
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Evan Baker
Ok but if they somehow made a faithful remake then who should play Brooke Shields character?
Chase Lopez
A lot of the statistics talked about in the movie were completely accurate and factual. The Jewish director thought because a presentable neo-nazi was saying it that everything would be discredited. It's no coincidence either that they decided to remove the last scene of the movie where the older brother is seen shaving his head in a mirror after his brother was killed by a nigger.
Jace Collins
Edward Norton pushed for changing the ending, not the director
Brandon Williams
This, the film was even going to get an alan smithee credit because the guy wanted his name off the finished product
Benjamin Parker
>in the role of a lifetime, gary oldman
Elijah Phillips
holy shit why was I not aware of this?
Asher Cook
the 70s was a crazy time. this could 100% never be made again ever, at least with child nudity.
Easton Morales
so was the kid a midget ??
Evan Richardson
The age-old conflict
Carter Ward
This movie made a bunch of a neo nazi teens where I live when it came out.
Carter Hall
yeah. matt leaves her and her and gary oldman hook up. it's terrible.
Samuel Ward
>that Criterion Collection logo
Luke Lee
BRAP THE MOVIE
Christian Kelly
Jaxson Long
revenge of the nerds
breakfast at tiffanys
Brody Long
Heathers
Gavin Hernandez
>all white cast
>focus on aesthetics
>clear good & bad sides instead of broken, ugly anti-heroes
this unironically wouldn't be possible today, because it conflicts with (((their))) idea of morals
Gabriel Hill
holy shit, finding out that was gary oldman had me howling
Charles Brooks
Luckily, bigoted movies like this have no more place in our society
Henry Wood
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Jaxson Ramirez
Well said
Ryan King
Ryder Morales
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Carter Taylor
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Caleb Wood
Fight Club
Jace Anderson
>anything in black face
C Thomas Howell in soul man for example.
Liam Cooper
but Tropic Thunder isn't that old
>10 years old
what the hell? how is that possible??
Carson Johnson
fugging laughed
Noah Kelly
Fucking Avatar will be a decade old next year. Time is whack.
Elijah Richardson
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John King
Unironically if TDKR was made today people would bitch and moan
>villian is a guy who peddles a peoples revolution that's really just a way for him to destroy civilization
>up to a rich white male to stop him
>police are portrayed as the good guys
Oliver Moore
Holy fuck!!! The older brother shaved his head again after his baby bro was shot?!
That is clean and rad and powerful.
Film is kino, but THAT would have made it epic kino!
Cooper Green
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Jaxson Moore
It still looks great
Jose Perez
Isn't this re-made on YouTube about once a week?
Christian Davis
>epic kino
These are the types of people who would choose that ending over the real one.
James Martin
WHEN IS SUMMER SCHOOL GETTING RELEASED ON FUCKING BLURAY?!?FACT!!!
Nathan Davis
It's not about the Jews, I swear.
It's about the super rich elite who control the media, finances and direct the culture of a nation
Elijah Anderson
So fat guys from New England
Hunter Perry
this was such a shit forced ''''''''''meme''''''''''
Jason Johnson
>Hey, Leukoplakia. They got a jockstrap that can fit you? Hey, maybe one of you guys should stop by sewing class and pick up a thimble, Lucas here needs a jockstrap. Or maybe a thimble would be too big. Hey, anybody got a contact lens? A contact lens with a Band-Aid.
>Are you referring to the size of my penis?
>Yeah I am.
>With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count. And anyway, I don't get semi-erect around other males like some of you fellas do.
>What'd you say?
>It's a study done by the University of Illinois. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Look, yours seems to be growing even now.
>The hell it is.
>It is, look!
>Hey, look! He's getting a hard-on! Don't nobody bend over to pick up the soap!
>You little shit.
>Uh-oh. They say physical violence is an expression of sexual feeling!
Maybe the movies themselves would be ok, but 80s flicks had some funny as fuck gay panic scenes that wouldn't make the cut now.
Gavin Bell
It is surprising it got made considering how good it was desu
Bentley Richardson
>revenge of the nerds
They actually tried, a few years back. Got shut down while in production after the campus they were filming on decided they didn’t want be associated with the movie.
Gavin Adams
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Nolan Williams
I can't decide if it could or couldn't
Alexander Ortiz
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Ayden Mitchell
England has come a long way incase you haven't noticed.
However you burgers have a corrupt neo-nazi as president & a flood of violent mass shootings. Before you judge fix your own problems.
And unlike politicians in burgerland we voted people into office with compassion who generally care about human rights.
Matthew Thomas
>corrupt neo-nazi as president
Grayson Myers
Not even memeing. Its like the they had a checklist of minority groups they had to offend
Jason Morgan
kino is basically outlawed in the west in 2018
Jacob Martinez
I love the movie Soul Man.