Star Wars is dead, bury it

Star Wars is dead, bury it.

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it was bound to go down after the masterful TFA and the grand revival of star wars. The next movie will tell the tale.

Sadly the feminist zombie wearing its skin is going to be stumbling around dropping limbs and grunting about how much it hates fucking white males for the foreseeable future.

>Star Wars is dead, bury it.
this

>feminist zombie wearing its skin

>Wont even outgross Jurassic World
>Both domestically and world wide

HAHAHA

It opened only 10% less than TFA only to have huge drops,dropping even faster than Rogue One. I don't think it's a good performance, the mixed word of mouth got to the movie, even if it didn't get to it as much as Batman V Superman

>Worldwide: $1,040,444,228
>a flop

Sup Forums BTFO gain

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this board is fucking retarded

>Barely above Rogue Ones (the movie nobody wanted or asked for) final gross

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>number 8 top domestic already
>MUH FLOPZ

>this retard board will argue that 600million worldwide for JL was good

>800 million for BvS is great

>1 billion bad because the cultural event of a new sequel did more and is over 100 million more domestic than fucking AVATAR

Which implications does this have for Disney risk management regarding the last movie? They cannot assume anymore that it will automagically make a billion.

Jesus that's embarrassing

Why do you guys froth over domestic so much?

TFA had Harrison Ford and Leia. This piece of shit had Luke Skywalker. What are they going to offer the nostalgiaplens for the next one?

>When you can't into context, trends, and expectations

ANOTHER DEATH STAR
R2-D2
MON MOTHMA'S FORCE GHOST
PORGS
FUCKING PORGS

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

So what? There are at least three terrible Transformers movies that made over 1 billion.

Hamill said it himself, movies made to make a lot of money aren't necessarily good movies.

The most successful Iron Man movie is often considered the worst. Etc.

Anyone saying "hurr durr Sup Forums BTFO" explain how the sequel to a film that came out 2 years ago, with a bigger advertising campaign, with the name star wars attached, with this big a fanbase, is going to make about SEVEN HUNDERED MILLION less, Isn't a flop ?

DONT IGNORE THIS POST, thanks.

its not out in China yet

He's counting china though.
It will make 70+ million in china if it's lucky. So it's still 700-650 million less

Solo will be the biggest movie of 2018, because;

1. It has a good ddirector.

2. It involves a popular, famous, well loved character.

3. It will not be feminist propaganda.

>3. It will not be feminist propaganda.

ohnonono

HahahahahahaaHahahahah

So women doing stuff is now feminist propaganda?

Fuck you're stupid.

JUST

Germany and UK are literally saving the worldwide numbers. It's dropping fast everywhere except those two cuckold countries which are propping the numbers up

>good director

He has some absolute shite and meh films mate

Post box office.

Inferno was so godawful.

That whaling movie wasn't all that bad tho

Disney keeps 80% of those receipts. In China/most of overseas they barely keep 20%

>released only 5 months after audience reviled last Jedi
>So bad they had to reshoot 90% of it and fire the director
>Harrison Ford isn’t Han Solo in a film nobody was calling for

It is going to flop and fail to hit a billion worldwide

Haaaaaaahhahahgahaha

>women doing stuff

>literally every scene with a woman and a man is the woman reprimanding the man

>every subplot is the woman leading the way for the dumb men

>30 year fan favorite characters like Ackbar get sidelined for a pink haired ANTIFA woman

We shall return here in six months time and you shall know my name is the Lord.

bruh, look at this dude

>Making over $500,000,000 in ticket sales on opening weekend is a failure.

Holy SHIT somebody stop this madness. How is Disney still alive when it's making this LITTLE

>It will not be feminist propaganda.
Bitch...

>230 million down from the previous movie
>B-BUT IT MADE SOME MONEY AFTER HAVING THE BIGGEST MARKETING CAMPAIGN E-EVER
lel

This board has a neckbeard problem, and it tends to bring down the general discourse. Nothing will satisfy an army of angry GamerGaters stewing in their own contempt and nihilism.

This film was FANTASTIC. I was so-so on TFA. It still held onto the past with too much reverence. It almost felt like fan fiction, like it was consciously aping Lucas's style and his point-of-view.

Let's face it... Star Wars needed a real overhaul. It needed to be brought into the 21st century. It isn't going to be this narrow, parochial little thing enjoyed by a few alienated white dudes and manchildren anymore. It's got to mean something new to a generation that's grown beyond the original vision.

The team at Disney (Kennedy, the Story Group, and others) have set up a bright, diverse, and exciting canvas for creators to paint on in the future. This film was about letting the past die, and I loved that element of it. It was exactly right.

So so so so glad to see I'm not alone in seeing its many great qualities. This is OUR Star Wars now. The Force doesn't belong to a few embittered neckbeards anymore. It belongs to the world. And that's fucking beautiful.

TFA and TLJ can be considered non-canon. Rouge one is mildly acceptable. Lucas comes back in 2018.

There are no real numbers available for Germany, all I could find was a blurb about the opening weekend. 1.62 million viewers, and a revenue of €19.7 million. Which is still below the 2.14 million people who saw episode 7 on the first weekend.

> headcanon

Chewie’s always in the background

rogue one was canon nuclear armageddon user

Post yfw you spend your money to see blade runner 2049 instead of this shit

during the movie or after the fact?

no but it surely is dying. Huge box office drop off means people really hated this turd.

The upcoming diarrhea Solo will flop, and then episode 9 will be a disaster- then star wars has my permission to die

But you're moving the goalposts within this very thread. Either it is a flop or it isn't. The opening post insinuated it is a flop. It's clearly not.

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>mfw TCW has multiple full watch throughs on my Netflix and RO has not even been played yet

It's a slaughterhouse. The run can't end until every last cow has been forced through the chute. Every two tickets sold to this abortion is one fan who will never come back. The more box office it racks up, the more thorough the failure becomes. Even when it shows up in streaming and POD, the fans who waited because of toxic word of mouth, they get culled too. Enjoy your little tumblrina club. You've got yourself a beauty salon franchise now. Pitch Perfect in space. Loverly.

It's not dead but it's dying. Star Wars will always make mony but no other franchise that I know had this kind of drops movie to movie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>getting BTFO into space and coming back by space magic
>dicking around in a casino and putting boyfriend and army at risk
>kamikaziing without telling anyone what the fuck she's doing
precisely ONE female character "got shit done". Bitch writer's probably a shill anyways

>zelluloid.de/charts/

>guys comeon guys its a flop
>you guys comeon stop saying TLJ is a success its a flop
>guuuuys comeon the audience score!
This has just gotten sad.

>Let's face it... Star Wars needed a real overhaul. It needed to be brought into the 21st century.
This is an entire meaningless phrase. There are no new stories. Let me repeat it: there are no stories that haven't been told a billion times over including the plot of TLJ. WHat you are doing is repeating the talking points of Disney marketeers.
TLJ has dropped the ball. It has dropped the Space Faira Tale theme of Star Wars. It is clear from Rian Johnson that he sought to reinfuse the franchise with ne drama, alright fair enough. But never have I heard him talk in interviews about the fairy tale theme of Star Wars. He is completely oblivious to it. All he sees is the action, the drama, the funny parts.
Which would be fine if he was an average pleb movie-goer like you.
Which is NOT okay when he has been entrusted with the most valauble and prescious franchise in cinema.

come on, user. these fanboys are making them fail out of spite. they need to stop living in the past and bring these stories to the 21st century.

It's hilarious how people think the movie sales matter at all.

The movie sales are insignificant compared to the merchandise, and star wars merch sales will never deteriorate

Didn't it already hit a billion?

I would have bought the roasted porg Chewie was going to eat, but they don't make that one.

This.

I know I won't be paying to see episode IX. Will wait and torrent it for free, and that's already doing it a big big favor.

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This guy doesn't even look like Dante. Redoing a character like this was an insult to the people buying. None of the other games lived up to DMC3: Special Edition. They weren't trying anything new in DMC4. Capcom is one of the first users of on-disc DLC. Capcom is lazy.

Disney is lazy

>that damage control
What are the chances Rian isn't getting his trilogy?

Donald Glover looks like some fucking cosplayer, I like him but I'm afraid he doesn't really fit this role

He looks NOTHING like a younger Billy Dee Williams, why was he cast to play a younger Lando? It makes no sense to me. And why the fuck is the emphasis for the Solo movie based around Han's fucking name? Or the fact there's a space princess expy to Leia in this movie?

Its going to be a trainwreck I tell you.

He'll get it. He's proven he's a compliant fanboy. And he can point a camera and keep a crew organized enough to can a product. That's the whole talent stack. With his back end from TLJ he can spend the rest of his career fapping out his childhood fantasies in the SW fanfic universe. He's the perfect numale. Neutered, compliant, and happy about it. Bonus: watch him blimp out like Orson Welles. Fat dumb and happy isn't a meme for nothing.

I too agree that TLJ killed Star Wars


(as well as my childhood)


God why did Lucas have to get this franchise stolen from under him??

But TLJ is a flop compared to TFA and has horrible ratings to the fans to the point its considered the worst Star Wars film ever, are you so sure he'll get it?

Ooh wait for the- OHOO

Because he felt too old for an entire trilogy and passing the torch would have to happen sooner or later anyway.

Nah, its more likely George felt he had vindicated any lingering issues of his legacy with the Star Wars franchise with TCW. The plan was also to create a live-action series called Underworld which was going to cover the entire time period between the end of Episode III to the start of Episode IV and focus on a young adult Boba Fett and the galaxy at large under the Empire. Kathleen Kennedy's first major job was to try and stop this then convincing George to sell to Disney as well as killing TCW. So its not fucking hyperbole regardless of what apologists tell you, Kathleen Kennedy is the one who ruined Star Wars.

why are you here then?

They should have still kept the franchise in the family, but allow a trilogy to be made every decade or so by proven people

>So women doing stuff is now feminist propaganda?
It has always been like that.

>stolen
>$4 billion

>men doing stuff is always patriarchal propaganda
>women doing stuff can never possibly be feminist propaganda

That's the narrative I guess.

>forbes placed the estimated value of the entirety of the SW franchise/Lucas Arts at over $28 billion USD
>kathleen tells george to sell under $5 billion
That is stealing.

I hope you are agreeing with me. I'm just saying, women doing stuff was how America spread the feminism meme during WW2.

And women doing stuff is always to empower women. Men doing stuff is the natural way so it doesn't really empower anything.

>disneycanon

I'm telling you what he told the public. Make of it what you will.

RotJ
>STAR WARS IS FINISHED
TPM
>STAR WARS IS FINISHED
AotC
>STAR WARS IS FINISHED
RotS
>STAR WARS IS FINISHED
The Clone Wars
>STAR WARS IS FINISHED
TFA
>STAR WARS IS FINISHED

Gee, I wonder if mad fanboys will be right this time?

Female protagonists? The feminists are taking over!

The thrawn trilogy will forever be the true episodes 7 8 9, any other opinion on the matter is objectively wrong.

I fail to see how you arrive at that conclusion?
The movie's making a good profit, and the most important revenue for Star Wars was always merchandising.
Star Wars is doing just fine.

so kekistani posters are the new fedora posters.

>subtle ironic attempt to Lemmy Star Wars

I like it.

You know it still has another two months in theaters right

Its probably going to end between 1.3 and 1.4 billion, maybe a billion and a half if it holds steady

I don't believe what he said.

Naturally since one is the Gen Z version of the other.

I'm literally going to see it in 2 hours and will laugh at the TLJ cucks when I pass them in the theater.

>tfw I still enjoyed ROTS infinitely more than any of th new movies

What went wrong?

I don't even know what you're saying.

>Donald Glover can't even muater up a smile to pretend to be like lando

Donald was a great comedian but Idk why he has this ducking edge he can't get over now that he's a "rapper" and a "serious actor"