Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
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Not gonna lie, he was THE meme of 2017.
The Dolph
Idris Elba
Who would be the perfect actor for a movie about him VS the Virgin?
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I think Michael Cera would be a good "virgin"
you guessed it right
It's the role he was born to play.
Adam Driver
Too short
Daniel Day Lewis
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I think you could make it more realistic, user
>Manletto
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Isn't he 5'5"?
Like 5'8 but still that's too short
this
Me
>Paul Dano as Virgin
>Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Chad
>Director: David Ayer
>Cinematographer: Seamus McGarvey
>Screenplay by David Ayer
How many Oscars does it win?
Who will play the virgin?
Chad isn't a manlet.
Not that I have anything against Efron.
He's perfect, movie magic can make him look tall as he needs to be.
me
this guy
Christoper Mintz-Plasse
me
GET OFF VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT
Classic Dano
during his peak he was born the play light. good thing he passed on that role because that netflix movie was dogshit
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Gonna have to agree with user on this, folle by amerigoblin posting.
I'm not gay, but I just want to experience the sensation of his cock sliding into my mouth. I bet it tastes like hazelnut.
no one else could do it right
hes perfect. the dudes 6’5”
McLovin from Superbad is the other choice.
Me
too old
0? David Ayer is awful.
What about FemVirgin and Stacy? Who will play them?
Paul Dano for the Virgin
What the fuck gives you the impression that le jean-wearing bookreader girl is a virgin?
that cant be real
FemVirgin is fucking Chad too
Let me re-elaborate then, FemVirgin is not a virgin, but Virgin's oneitis who he orbiters.
Obviously
fixd it
Done
Stacy would be emma roberts.Based Sophie Turner would be the supposedly nerdy one-itis of the virgin who sucks Chad's dick regardless. Chad would be Adam Driver and Virgin would be Evan Peters (but he needs to lose muscle mass for the role)
Perfect.
THIS. Also, Stacy can bully the virgin in the movie (Emma has bullied Evan both onscreen and irl so they already have experience with this dynamic)
>Adam Driver
>Chad
You have no clue
Low-key Chad
>awaken my masters
Never gets old
he's a big guy
ncw is like 50 years old hes not gonna be in such a juvenile role. A Chad-Virgin movie would only work if they are in high school
This, he's always played a pathetic loser type, on AND off the set
This.
Oh no no no no
AHAAAAAAHAHAHA
just look at the 2digitratio of this beta
>5' 7"
He actually isn't.
its not fair
underrated
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Ouch!
Accurate
so, imma guess that r34 applies here...
fuck yes
Of course.
this thread made me realize one thing tho no actor is chad they are all beta weirdos living a chad life because they are rich
She was born for the role
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Genre busting
When's the audition?
Call me Chadito
This shits getting too real
le 100% face
This dude.
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>the chad waddle
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He needs some tan
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delete this
unironically my goal body
Not at all chad actually.
Adam Driver is what happens when a virgin discovers steroids. He'd be pretty much the arch-virgin if he wasn't juicing. You really expect me to believe the ultimate nerd-troll is that beefy from hitting the gym.
If I've ever seen a dude shortcut his way to temporary chad status it's him. And I know because I did the same thing myself in my mid 20s. But at a certain point, you really gotta make the call of whether you wanna be a Chad for 10 more years and die sometimes at that point or go back to being a skinny-fat loser. I chose the latter, he will too. Just watch, he'll lose that physique soon enough when he cuts out the juice.
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It originated from this guy so it is only fair that our crystal meth addict Chad plays himself.
>he thinks kylo mode needs steroids
put the soy down and pick up some weights fag
Apparently you've never seen how a formerly beta alpha-through-juice acts. I've known many. Driver fits the bill perfectly. He's not a tough dude, he's an actor, he fakes it. He's as soy boy as they come.
And I do hit the gym, and I'm sure Driver does too.... but probably apathetically like I do. Twice a week for less than 30 minutes. But he makes up for it with that 1/2 gram+ of test he's shooting per week.
I'm finding lord of the rings right now
He's not juicing. Just eating his onions.
microdosing bogpills every day
Nah, this guy looks too sensitive and too low-test.
Has anyone ever told you how utterly insufferable you are?
I did not wanted for him to play Light, but oddly he did look like Light.
>dan započinje čvrstom guzom
Croatian Chad would probably be named Ivan
>tan
wtf is wrong with you americans? he looks great, being darker is really not necessary
why the obsession?