Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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Not gonna lie, he was THE meme of 2017.

The Dolph

Idris Elba

Who would be the perfect actor for a movie about him VS the Virgin?

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I think Michael Cera would be a good "virgin"

you guessed it right

It's the role he was born to play.

Adam Driver

Too short

Daniel Day Lewis

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I think you could make it more realistic, user

>Manletto

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Isn't he 5'5"?

Like 5'8 but still that's too short

this

Me

>Paul Dano as Virgin
>Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Chad
>Director: David Ayer
>Cinematographer: Seamus McGarvey
>Screenplay by David Ayer

How many Oscars does it win?

Who will play the virgin?

Chad isn't a manlet.
Not that I have anything against Efron.

He's perfect, movie magic can make him look tall as he needs to be.

me

this guy

Christoper Mintz-Plasse

me

GET OFF VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT

Classic Dano

during his peak he was born the play light. good thing he passed on that role because that netflix movie was dogshit

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Gonna have to agree with user on this, folle by amerigoblin posting.

I'm not gay, but I just want to experience the sensation of his cock sliding into my mouth. I bet it tastes like hazelnut.

no one else could do it right

hes perfect. the dudes 6’5”
McLovin from Superbad is the other choice.

Me

too old

0? David Ayer is awful.

What about FemVirgin and Stacy? Who will play them?

Paul Dano for the Virgin

What the fuck gives you the impression that le jean-wearing bookreader girl is a virgin?

that cant be real

FemVirgin is fucking Chad too

Let me re-elaborate then, FemVirgin is not a virgin, but Virgin's oneitis who he orbiters.

Obviously

fixd it

Done

Stacy would be emma roberts.Based Sophie Turner would be the supposedly nerdy one-itis of the virgin who sucks Chad's dick regardless. Chad would be Adam Driver and Virgin would be Evan Peters (but he needs to lose muscle mass for the role)

Perfect.

THIS. Also, Stacy can bully the virgin in the movie (Emma has bullied Evan both onscreen and irl so they already have experience with this dynamic)

>Adam Driver
>Chad

You have no clue

Low-key Chad

>awaken my masters

Never gets old

he's a big guy

ncw is like 50 years old hes not gonna be in such a juvenile role. A Chad-Virgin movie would only work if they are in high school

This, he's always played a pathetic loser type, on AND off the set

This.

Oh no no no no
AHAAAAAAHAHAHA

just look at the 2digitratio of this beta

>5' 7"

He actually isn't.

its not fair

underrated

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Ouch!

Accurate

so, imma guess that r34 applies here...

fuck yes

Of course.

this thread made me realize one thing tho no actor is chad they are all beta weirdos living a chad life because they are rich

She was born for the role

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Genre busting

When's the audition?

Call me Chadito

This shits getting too real

le 100% face

This dude.

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>the chad waddle

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He needs some tan

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delete this

unironically my goal body

Not at all chad actually.

Adam Driver is what happens when a virgin discovers steroids. He'd be pretty much the arch-virgin if he wasn't juicing. You really expect me to believe the ultimate nerd-troll is that beefy from hitting the gym.

If I've ever seen a dude shortcut his way to temporary chad status it's him. And I know because I did the same thing myself in my mid 20s. But at a certain point, you really gotta make the call of whether you wanna be a Chad for 10 more years and die sometimes at that point or go back to being a skinny-fat loser. I chose the latter, he will too. Just watch, he'll lose that physique soon enough when he cuts out the juice.

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It originated from this guy so it is only fair that our crystal meth addict Chad plays himself.

>he thinks kylo mode needs steroids
put the soy down and pick up some weights fag

Apparently you've never seen how a formerly beta alpha-through-juice acts. I've known many. Driver fits the bill perfectly. He's not a tough dude, he's an actor, he fakes it. He's as soy boy as they come.

And I do hit the gym, and I'm sure Driver does too.... but probably apathetically like I do. Twice a week for less than 30 minutes. But he makes up for it with that 1/2 gram+ of test he's shooting per week.

I'm finding lord of the rings right now

He's not juicing. Just eating his onions.

microdosing bogpills every day

Nah, this guy looks too sensitive and too low-test.

Has anyone ever told you how utterly insufferable you are?

I did not wanted for him to play Light, but oddly he did look like Light.

>dan započinje čvrstom guzom
Croatian Chad would probably be named Ivan

>tan
wtf is wrong with you americans? he looks great, being darker is really not necessary
why the obsession?