*slaps microphone against knee*

*slaps microphone against knee*

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*exaggerates the plight of black people even though they benefit disproportionately from affirmative action and welfare all while committing a majority of violent crime*

*bows forward and stumbles back*

*does arm curls*

*rubs stomach*
*smacks lips*

WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE....
BLACK PEOPLE BE LIKE....
*stumbles around the stage laughing silently to himself*

I did enjoy his little minstrel show back in the day

*hits vape*

White people drive like this... Black people drive like this...

*goes back to africa*
*comes back*
*makes millions from netflix specials*
*"let me tell you why white people suck, also fuck drumpf"*

"I had a show 10 years ago remember"

is it true that he gave dave his mental breakdown?

*bends forward laughing at own joke*

*staggers back*

No. Jews wanted him to wear a dress. I think it was an Oprah interview where he mentioned that he realized (((some people))) were constantly trying to emasculate.

CAN YOU HELP A NIGGER OUT AND GIVE HIM A STREAM LINK

wypipo

Idk why you guys get butthurt, he criticizes black people too

*conveniently ignores that black families had proportionate two parent homes and crime stats w/whites before civil rights*

>conveniently ignores current day stats because they can't blame it on whitey no more

*triggers Sup Forums*

its on netflix

>even though they benefit disproportionately from affirmative action
Actually white women benefit the most, but you clearly weren't interested in facts, just being an ignorant dumbass

Wow, stuff from generations ago!

Maybe blacks should, I don't know, stop voting for more welfare -- y'know, the welfare state that broke up the black family.

Lol when he made fun of that white guy in the front row

You're saying civil rights was a mistake

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

>doesn't know how to greentext
>doesn't know that this was caused by 666's War on (black) Drugs and the privatization of the prison systems.

*vapes*
wypipo
*falls back slapping mic on knee*

Dave Chapelle is GOAT. Nothing but jealous beta males ITT.

t. reddit

What else do you expect on this piece of shit board??

hes past his prime nigga

makes money (good for him)
goes to africa (good for him)
comes back (goddamnit why don't you want to be happy with other niggers)

Okay so -

Iceberg - Comedy Central
Bottom Bitch - Dave
Other hookers - Key and Peele etc

What did he mean by the fake poisoning? What did CC make him do? Was it the crackhead skits?

you talkin stand up? sheeeeit. take a look at his half-baked buddy breuer 2015 special. that shit was real and funny. chappelle is a caricature of himself. ck is light years ahead of him.

Chappelle's stand-up has always been pretty mediocre. His forte lies in sketch comedy.

I mean the story is allegory for why capitalism corrupts people and he saw through it and left.

I don't think there was a "fake poisoning"

>*slaps microphone against knee*
>I can do that cause my career is over

>SLAVE SLAVE SLAVE SLAAAAAAVES

>NIA STOP COMING ON STAGE AND PUNCHING ME IN THE BALLS, I'LL WASH THE DISHES LATER

>...mic on knee*
>And then I kicked her in the cunt!

right here fampai. interview starts at 2:17

youtu.be/68vbzSQXoMU

>leans forward holding hand on stomach
>silent for 30 seconds
>continues joke like nothing happened