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Why can't fantasy orc exist in a world with real orcs? We have both real wolves and big giant fantasy wolves from game of thrones.

mmmmm

Shrek's an ogre. A big green ogre that looks nothing like the orcs in Bright. I can't believe I'm typing this.

Well, do we actually know how much of the final script was written by him?

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Oh wow so random guis. Aren't we having fun posting things on the internet.

>on \tv\
>can`t believe that he has to explain obvious things to people here
Are you new?

>that avatar
The eternal bugman

I wonder how many pictures that guy took before he decided to settle on that one

>I've been found out

What did Landis mean by this?

Who gives a shit what this ugly mother fucker thinks?

Yeah. Original screenplay leaked ages ago.

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So how much of it was changed?

who the fuck actually cares about this shit
seriously, think about it
it's a film directed by a bad director, written by a bad writer with a bad setting and terrible cast yet people still 'review' it and comment on it

just goes to show how fucking dumb most people are

who cares?

read it yourself. the line: "all the races are different" is in the script I read.

Oh, mister high and mighty, show us the way to kino!

Shrek is an OGRE

what's the point, you're a fucking retard who couldn't sit through a benning film if your life depended on it

So you don`t have anything to say after all?

You're such a brainlet that you couldn't even extrapolate the one suggestion I gave you in my post

>orcs
original character do not steal

One sentence ruined M. Landis career

>name dropping films
lmao

I name dropped a director, brainlet

Ogres also exist in the world of Bright.

using memes too.. claiming superiority
pathetic. i would not have sex with you if i were female

You sound a little mad.

yeah and donkeys and humans exist in our world

So do ogres.

yes you would, you'd fuck me so hard bro
because I used a word you don't understand?

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Why would a character's beliefs ruin the writer?

he thinks extrapolate is a big word.... heh...

>he knew exactly what word I meant
caught ya brown handed brainlet

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING CHIN

yes i am capable of analysis of your character... you are capable of "extrapolate"

No, because you are a bit buttblasted, buddy.

>Max was one of the first to star the whole MaREY Sue thing online
>his sexual harassment allegations started right around the release of the last jedi

pure fucking coincidence.

Where did Landis touch you?

silence brainlet
silence brainlet
ok brainlet

I am still shocked he got paid 3 million to write a movie. Made me want to drop everything and write a screenplay but then if I was doing it for money I know it wouldn't make me a million ironically.

>(((Blohm)))
Elvish Defence Force still out in droves

just watched the movie. pretty fun buddy cop flick with some supernaturap stuff desu. I missed this will smith

>a bad idea basically

God this is what a soyboy looks like.

Kek, so much salt.

> if I was doing it for money I know it wouldn't make me a million ironically.
Are you sure? It isn't because you are a talent-less, neckbearded know-nothing who can barely put a sentence together let alone a coherent script?

It looks like his chin imploded inside his head, pushing the eyes out.

His paunchy cheeks and soy-eyes are honestly more embarrassing

kek such low iq
gonna tell mummy I made fun of your fantasy show written by a nu-male kike?

You keep Jay out of this, he is pure.

What are you talking about?

>can't even make a movie about fairy tale orc bullshit without it being allegorical for race relations in the US

Americans are so fucking pathetic it's beyond belief.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

>can't handle themes or nuance in film
better go watch The Mummy again Ahmed.

Why is there such a divide, Sup Forums?

first of all he's a kike
second, his real name is jerry.

dunno. ask the journalists who said it´s the worst movie of the year and you should´nt watch it under any circumstances.

Shrek would have been one of those black exploitation movies.

Nice stramwman my friend. Reevaluate and try again.

Sorry, but can someone explain to me the issue in this?

I don't see anyone else angry at all those planet of the apes movies, so why would shrek/orcs lives matter be a problem?

Several reasons:

1 - The movie is backed by Netflix, and reviewers don't get kickbacks for giving it good scores, invitations to premieres, fancy press kits or any of the perks associated with the old system. No, film "critics" are now relegated to being just another pleb who has to go to their TV-set, turn on Netflix, and watch the damned movie. No aperitifs before getting a seat, they have to sit in their lonely and depressive and no doubt debted apartment to watch the movie.

2 - Rottentomatoes is owned by a company that makes money from ticket sales. There are no ticket sales for Bright. They have a motive to keep it down.

3 - The racial themes aren't as unilaterally damning of the "white" side as what the bread and butter Social Justice Warrior film critic wants. It entered a more gray zone, where cops are indeed brutal and are blatantly racist against the movie's allegory for blacks, the orcs, but the orcs are also indeed largely low-life criminals, who are guilty of sexual battery, gang crime and cop hatred. They're not wholly innocent, and that destroys the SJW narrative they want to push.

4 - More than being an affirmation of Black Lives Matter, the movie finds itself being a massive anti-Jew allegory as well. It didn't stop at black people and white people, it went where no movie dares go. Any critics who becomes aware of this, instantly panic and their main goal is now to give the movie as low a review as realistically possible. The elves control everything, they profit off the orcs while manipulating the humans to hating the orcs. The writing is quite literally on the wall as numerous graffiti pieces and various posters spell out the theme to any viewer who pays attention.

Bright is an entirely enjoyable and imaginative movie with a good story to tell, offering pitiable moments for the heroes that end up in great catharsis by the end. It's a movie audiences are going to love.

because you touch yourself at night

Critics don`t dare to rate it well after the "fairies lives don`t matter" line.

>nuance

(((Landis))) just made of left-wing metaphor of multiracial societies.

But since he dared hinting without embarassment that Elves are the equivalent of whealthy whites... and jews, soyboys just lose their shit.

How dare that guy call shrek a lazy Disney parody
It's better than anything Disney shat out

critics all hate landis because they think hes a rapist

Elf apologists need gassed.

Shrek was an Ogre.
Ogres also exist in the world of Bright though.

didn´t you get the memo. all the races are the same. um sweetie, race is a social construct.

I want to have sex with an elf woman!

"Critics" said that because they realize (or were told by their paymasters) that Netflix is right on the verge of being a thread and needs to be shut down.

Planet of the apes and it's sequels have several apes and monkeys... BLM exist in the real world.

What's the problem?

critics/journalists smear landis because of reasons

critics are elves

It really is fucking sad. It's embarrassing to reasonable Americans like myself, who just enjoyed a great buddy cop movie where one cop was human and one cop was an orc. The orcs in the movie aren't blacks, the elves, aren't jews. They are orcs and elves. Anyone who blathers on about it being anything other than a decent urban fantasy movie needs to rethink their fucking lives.

Le 70% face

Can somebody please explain to me why being a critic is even a job anymore, what do they even bring to the table that some random dude with a blog or a YouTube channel doesn’t? A slightly more advanced vocabulary maybe? I don’t get it

Sup Forums defends a movie where a nigger fucks a white
whats wrong with you fucking cucks

Not sure what you're getting at.

Will Smith isn't a nigger.

Yikes, how many people did Max rape?

>Shrek
>"lazy Disney parody"
ok im fucking triggered

WHAT CHIN I DON'T SEE ANYTHING

>Benning
What the fuck does Benning have to do with bright you pseud? They make completely different films. You can like both.

Having a parody movie of a racial community is pretty common. Why is shrek in a world of living orcs any more offensive than planet of the apes or king kong in a world of living black people?

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This woman sounds completely unhinged. She has not alleged anything in this rant. She's just running her dumb mouth.
Also, fucking KEK at whoever though a Pepe le Pew movie could be made in the current year.

has anything concrete come out yet, or are we still on the honking?

Is this the 5 guys slut?

He called Rey a Mary Sue. That´s enough to ruin his life and career.

Do you even cultural marxism my man. Hes popping the (((double think bubble)))

For example women must be portrayed as toigh chicks in star wars, but also it is known that their are such things as demographic targeting which is why you have hallmark movies.

See its sexists to say men and women are different even though you need to tell radically different stories to appeal to each group.

But were all exactly interchangeable.

Got it my dude.

HONK
Zoe Quinn is a famous developer, she's known for way more beyond gamergate.

Because it is aimed at the Jews m8.

She made a VN