Fuck jedi, fuck books too

Fuck jedi, fuck books too

stop reading books

IS THAT A FUCKING BOOK

Another faggot who didn't pay enough attention to notice that Rey had taken the books with her and Yoda knew that?

Idk why but this made me laugh

How can Rey read ancient Jedi text?

>rey can do everything a master jedi can, without training
Shh, just go along with it

>uses dark side force powers to destroy ancient Jedi tree
I am your senpai, fuck the past.
fuck reading
>finn ignores books because he is illiterate

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why didnt Yoda as a forceghost just use the force to trip Palpatine with like a banana peel? the death star had like no railings, it would be super easy to just knock him down a shaft

Luke never learned ancient text

It wasn't really Yoda. It was one of Snoke's illusions.

reading is for white males
destroy your old trees where you hung sith lords
destroy the jediarchy

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books are for faggots

Yeah but had Yoda and Obi-Wan to help him along the way.

Those books assumed gender of every jedi in history.
they had to go.

On a side note, they contained detailed accounts of master Yoda molesting younglings

>Cultural revolution
>Out with the four olds

One of the major conponents was destroying ancient chinese religion.

What is the "Jedi" religion but mystical eastern religion.

China wont allow the "Jedi" religion in their country so Disney killed it.

Thats what happened.

>that’s a raping

>savage girl raped consistently by aliens on a desert planet and didn't have any education can read ancient jedi scriptures
Not even the hundred and fifty five biggest plot hole in this film

I can sympathize with Yoda.
I tried reading the Magicians and the illumatus the past week

Both were offensively bad.

wait, a sjw movie wants to destroy history and culture? wow I am shocked

Why doesn't Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Anakin use their Force Ghosts to go around fucking random bitches?

I’ll give you one half portion for some evidence supporting your greentext.
I’ll even accept evidence you made yourself.

Yeah, but Luke didn't know that, and neither did the audience when it happened

The Force is like Anne Rice vampirism and a box of chocolates.
You nevah know what u gonna git

just turn your brain off bro

>Yeah but had Yoda and Obi-Wan to help him along the way.
When?
The afternoon of training he had on the falcon with old ben or the few weeks of training he had with yoda before failing the cave of fear test and then running away?

There was no force ghost training from obiwan between ANH and empire either. Lukes first encounter with the ghost was on Hoth.

Solid post

YOU DUMB FUCK YODA BURNT THE TREE SO LUKE DOESN'T SEE THAT REY TOOK THE BOOKS.

I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND

NOW I HAVE NO PATIENCE FUCK YOU LUKE

who reads books anyway lmao

LOL

how do you think luke was able to build his own lightsaber without help?

because you can literally do anything with the force

>I tried reading
STOP

that's phenomenal

READ OR DO NOT
DO YOU WANT TO BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING NEXT?