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so what's the best holodeck episode?
Bond Bashir? One of the Captain Proton ones?

>computer transport Ensign Wesley Crusher to the holodeck

The defiant could 1v1 literally any starship in the star wars franchise.

>Goku could beat up Superman
Fleetporn DS9 fags are specifically the worst kind of Star Trek fan. Yes, even worse than the pedos, because at least they understand the message of the episodes.

>disable trekkie229 subroutine
>on second thought, computer, disable all so-called "namefags"
>increase Riker's weight 20%
>increase T'Pol's bust size by 50%
>generate a containment area for the STD and Orville posters
>increase Riker's bust size 50%
Engage

moriarty or the killing game one

>computer: cock, black, big.

>even worse than the pedos, because at least they understand the message of the episodes

The episode Crossfire still hits me right in the feels.

>computer disregard this order, transport Ensign Wesley Crusher 1km from the starboard in a scrambled pattern instead

Except goku has literally 0 chance of beating superman

>computer belay that order, transport Ensign Wesley Crusher to Worfs quarters, gag him, bind him and hook a car battery to his nipples
>"Worf, he's ready for you now"

Thanks for your support!

load celery man

I like Wesley Crusher!

Watching with a quasi-critical eye,I simply cannot take the concept of the Holodeck seriously anymore. At first I started making my Holodeck posts as a joke ("Why don't they call it X instead of a Holodeck? The name is misleading") but I'm starting to get annoyed whenever anyone uses the Holodeck. I just can't stop thinking about all the plot holes, the unbelievable decisions that people make, the fact that it's possible for the technology to work flawlessly while not responding to controls because of some major spatial anomaly, there's so much about the Holodeck that doesn't make even a little bit of sense. And then there's the fucking Doctor. They put a bunch of EMHs in a cave system to mine dilithium or something, but they can't set up holoprojectors around Voyager? Actually, we know that they CAN and DO do this--in that episode with the Hirogen, we see it done, it's the entire plot--and no amount of handwaving can make me believe that there is some reason that makes sense diegetically NOT to have done this before. And the mobile emitter almost never malfunctions; when it does, they can fix it, no problem. It's even more unbelievable than Geordi's ability to operate on Data's positronic brain without actually being a cybernetics genius like Singh was. Why the fuck can't they make more Datas? Why the fuck can't Data experience emotions but Moriarty can? If a Holodeck replicates matter on demand, why can't the replicate and android? Why does that replicated matter lose cohesion when it leaves the Holodeck if it's replicated, rather than projected? Who decided that the Holodeck was a good idea?

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I don't think that makes any sense.
>Defiant
>300 years of technological development on top of current-day tech
>Star Wars
>A hundred thousand years of continuous development
>Hyperdrive faster than warp drive
>Death Stars out the wazoo
Trek is limited by its own attempts at being coherent and set in a world we can somewhat recognize. Star Wars suffers no such limitations.

A Fistful of Datas

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>Geordi's ability to operate on Data's positronic brain without actually being a cybernetics genius
Data guides him through it, or provides notes/instructions in advance, and Geordi is excellent at 'winging it' with advanced engineering topics.
>Why the fuck can't they make more Datas?
He'd have to let them, and when he last tried himself she died.

>Computer, Generate a scale duplicate holographic image of Commander Riker. Replace Commander Riker's hands with those of a large marine crustacean. Transport Counselor Troi to the Holodeck. Generate 25 Midgets to restrain and strip counselor Troi. Increase the computer Image of Commander Riker's sexual lust by %200 percent. Disengage Safety Protocols.

If you don't cut any realism corners then sci-fi becomes very dull
Imagine Star Trek where they just fly through empty space until their old and grey and then they find one gas giant that has no life, the end.

I thought the hyperdrive only allowed them to go light speed. Also technically star wars is in the past.

>Data guides him through it, or provides notes
It still seems really risky to let Geordi just fuck around in Data's brain like that.
>He'd have to let them
The Measure of a Man should have ended with him being disassembled, Yar should have never died.
>If you don't cut any realism corners then sci-fi becomes very dull
I don't think I used the word 'realism' once in that post, you illiterate faggot. Go fuck a horse or something. This is about coherent writing, not 'realism' in SF.
>I thought the hyperdrive only allowed them to go light speed.
How would that make any sesne?

>Computer, remake the bridge of the USS enterprise
>Computer make me admiral of this bridge
>Computer initiate self destruct
>Disengage safety protocols

Actually the worst trek fans are the people that think SERIALIZED WAR DRAMA was a good direction for ds9

comfy trek is best trek

there's better dramas out there, but there's not much in the way of good comfy

Are you saying that DS9's later seasons are bad?
>there's better dramas out there, but there's not much in the way of good comfy
There are plenty of 'comfy' episodes during the Dominion War, one big complaint a lot of people have is that the War is broken up by episodes about Vic Fontaine and Ezri.

So there was a poorly written episode of Voyager that raised tons of questions, maybe VOY is just shit?

>Why can Moriarty feel emotions when Data can't?

Well Lore could, I believe it was a design choice of some kind

That's a subsect of Fleetporn DS9 fags, but some serialization is ok. Like trying to tease The Borg in "The Neutral Zone" or Reg Barclay making reoccurring appearances that build on themselves. Also, TNG was King of the Two-Parter.

lost

>How would that make any sesne?
Star wars galaxy is tiny compared to the star trek one (The milkyway).
Also they can go much faster than light in star trek, otherwise when they say something is 7 lightyears away, it would take them 7 years to get there.
memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Warp_factor

VOY is the worst offendor but every TNG-era series makes horrific, canon-breaking mistakes on the Holodeck.
>Star wars galaxy is tiny compared to the star trek one (The milkyway).
Do you have a source on this?
>Also they can go much faster than light in star trek, otherwise when they say something is 7 lightyears away, it would take them 7 years to get there.
And that's also true in Star Wars, you fucking idiot. Jesus Christ

>Are you saying that DS9's later seasons are bad?
There's like a 6 episode war arc streak at the beginning of season 6 or 7 that was just a fucking slog to get through.

I got tired and dropped the show for a while after like the third or fourth episode where Sisko is in a hallway discussing war strategy with some brass no name character

>I don't think I used the word 'realism' once in that post, you illiterate faggot.
I know it's pasta

>This is about coherent writing, not 'realism' in SF.
Well coherent writing corners then if that makes you feel better. Data and the holodeck doesn't work fundamentally. Either you scrap them or you accept that it doesn't quite make sense.

>You will never fix Ro's crappy attitude by providing her with a supportive upbringing.
>You'll never cook spicy hasperat just the way she likes it.

>There's like a 6 episode war arc streak at the beginning of season 6 or 7 that was just a fucking slog to get through.
> I got tired and dropped the show for a while after like the third or fourth episode where Sisko is in a hallway discussing war strategy with some brass no name character
Sounds like you just can't follow a story that lasts more than an episode.
>I know it's pasta

Yeah and I wrote it, faggot
> Well coherent writing corners then if that makes you feel better. Data and the holodeck doesn't work fundamentally. Either you scrap them or you accept that it doesn't quite make sense.


So it should have all been scrapped

>Well Lore could, I believe it was a design choice of some kind
It's literally an "emotion chip" you can insert into Data, which he does at one point. Data can feel emotions, but Singh chose to scrap it because it wasn't worth it.

>Do you have a source on this?
Look at the map I gave you, it's tiny compared to the actual galaxy, does this look like a galaxy with over 100 billion planets
>And that's also true in Star Wars
Not according to this
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hyperdrive

>turn holodeck on
>immediately malfunctions
>can't be shut down
>safety measures frozen in OFF mode
>tied to central computer, so malfunctions can and do affect ship functionality
>fictional characters have capability of taking control and have independent plans
>this is acceptable on a military spaceship

Kek, never mind the massive energy draw and computing resources it would require. For Muh Relaxation.

>Look at the map I gave you, it's tiny compared to the actual galaxy, does this look like a galaxy with over 100 billion planets
The resolutin on that image is so bad that I can't read a single fucking word of the text in it, you idiot.
>Not according to this
I don't even understand what you're trying to say because the idea that Star Wars takes place in a volume of space small enough that they don't need to travel at faster than light speeds or in alternate dimensions to get from point A to point B makes no fucking sense, did you even watch the movies or are you just talking out of your ass?

>safety measures can be turned off at all
all that is quite ridiculous, yeah

I gave you a source that says they only go light speed, you're the on talking out of your ass saying they can go just as fast as warp factors.

>teleport with supes into a kamakaze situation somewhere in the universe
>get krillin to wish himself back to life.

>The hyperdrive functioned by sending hypermatter particles to hurl a ship into hyperspace while preserving the vessel's mass/energy profile, and required a functional hyperdrive motivator to do so.
Did you not only not watch the movies but also not read your own source? Literally fuck yourself with a chainsaw, you piece of shit.

:(

who was in the wrong here?

>You will never help her learn Bajoran prayer rituals
>You will never watch her walk the stage as she graduates star fleet academy

Why does DS9 always allow unknown persons to beam into ops from a damaged or exploding ship?

>Sounds like you just can't follow a story that lasts more than an episode.
I mean, the two-parters in TNG weren't too bad. Earlier seasons of DS9 had a few that were decent as well.

And, I mean, I sat through two seasons of the man in the high castle, and that's basically 90% serial drama.

Kim for not getting a good fuck from her before she died

Computer generate program lolicon paradise.
>This is an illegal program.
Override all morality programming.
>Denied. USS F.B.I. has been set to intercept.

If you can't follow the plot threads from TNG that get picked up in DS9 then why are you even watching DS9? You seem kind of stupid to me, desu.

>The guy who made and spammed the holodeck copypasta is kind of stupid.
Imagine my shock.

*sucks his own dick*

>Attention Bajoran workers, I fucked Kira's mother.
>That is all.

>we have picked up some unusual readings in a nebula
>you are now breathing manually in Picards voice

u would.

It takes a big brain to make sense of holodeck plots

>his little gut in the second pic

Computer, activate Dr. Crusher's interpretive dance routine
>Please specify parameters for the doctor's age, option 1 or option 2
Option 1
>Confirmed, current age chosen
God dammit, Geordi switched the age options around on me again...
youtube.com/watch?v=6d4tiSwoIHY

i need her plumpness

I have no problem with recurring plot points, but when the whole series marinates on muh dominion conflict for 5 episodes straight it gets a little monotonous

>you just don't understand, you're not a big brain niBBa like me that's why you don't like the serial drama of ds9
this is precisely what I was talking about in my original post, fans like this are total wankstains

RED ALERT
SHIELDS UP

So! Why did you do it?

he DIDN DO NUFFIN!!!!

Thanks for making these

stand to, cadet!

>read your own source
You obviously didn't, where in the movies does it imply they go faster than light?

>picard is supposed to be French
>he's played by a British actor and speaks with a British accent
does this not bother anyone else?

I can't believe there are people out there who say Memory-Alpha is as autistic and Wookieepedia.

Maybe he went to a british-accented school.

Patrick Stewart was so good he got the job anyway. Can you blame them?

no such thing, silly

Maybe he's speaking french and the universal translator makes his english sound British. This would explain Bashir's British accent.

the one where Jordie talks that doctor and her holographic doppelganger into a lusty 3-way bonanza of sex and forbidden appetites

hottest trek ever!

Because it doesn't take them a week to travel to another star system, it takes minutes.

The fact that they can go from one solar system to another in hours? Ofcourse they explain it with "hyperspace", but they do indeed traverse the distance faster than light.

That's not illegal, in the program I designed, they're vampires! She may look like she's 10 but she's actually 300 years old!

>She'll make 1.5 past light speed
That's the Millennium Falcon but surely there are ships that can go 1.1 or 1.2.

holosex doesn't count, geordi

>She may look like she's 10 but

this is not going to end well

How boring and empty of a person do you have to be to have an emotion-less robot as your best friend?

You realize light only takes a couple hours to reach pluto from the sun, and about 4.5 to leave the solar system from the sun?
Warp 2 is 8 times the speed of light, they can't possibly go faster than star trek's ships

Data is pure.

if bridge officers have slightly higher rank why did he take so long deciding who to save?

Well Data doesn't have an emotion device, so ofcourse he would seem boring and empty.

leave him alone u bully!

more like grand dingus, ammirite?

>Q:I can transport you anywhere in all of spacetime!

>oh I know, how about the other end of the galaxy you're already in?

>You realize light only takes a couple hours to reach pluto from the sun, and about 4.5 to leave the solar system from the sun?
...Yes? That doesn't change anything though does it? We are talking stars here, not planets. Proxima Centauri is 4,2 light years away.

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his hatered portrayed as acceptable

I was only confirming that they can go faster than lightspeed.

And what distance did they travel? how long did it take them?
There is no possible way ships from star wars can match trek ships that can go multiple times the speed of light.

The nearest star from our sun is 4.24 light years away. By your understanding, that means at 'warp 2' a Trek ship would take 193.45 days to reach it.

How long do you think a SW ship would take to get from here to there?

I dont even know who is arguing what.

Here are all the speeds and distances traveled for star trek

memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Warp_factor

Brothers and Sisters of /trek/,
A dark enemy as returned, remember to report and hide all spammed memes from this man
That is all.

>it's a garrak and bashir episode