>the fuckhuge mega dreadnought that can produce fucking star destroyers
>literally says it has tie fighter assembly lines on board
>"nah, let's chase them until they run out of fuel"
So, uh, why didn't they deploy the bazillion TIE fighters/bombers to destroy the rebel ships?
>The Supremacy
why do you hate women?
>Mega-Class
It's like a 6 year old made this up.
>3.34MB
Overconfidence and cockiness.
The First Orders whole thing is that they arent taking anything seriously enough and would rather toy with the rebels than actually be efficient
Why was Leia still close to her cruiser when she got sucked out? Sure, in the real world she would have kept her momentum and would drift as fast as her ship, but the medical frigate falls back as soon as her fuel runs out.
Daily reminder.
The sense of scale in Star Wars movies is absolutely fucked, there's no reason whatever for something that big to exist, continuing the tradition of Death Stars and the Starkiller base.
So if they have mobile weapons factories why don't they build their own weapons?
Because we need the casino planet and social commentary, DUH.
If they are processing ore, there must also be a few of those cute piggies from Bespin onboard.
How many titty sloth things do you think they have on board?
Thousands I hope.
Enaogh to provide a Gallon Of Sloth Milk A Day for Kylo
The Executor-class Super Star Destroyers were about 12 miles long. Growing up I always heard that the Empire had 4 of them. That was the established scale of The Empire's starfleet. The fleet commanded by Darth Vader in Episode 5 is thus probably 10-20% of the total active firepower of the galactic navy.
Where the fuck is the sense of scale in the new movies? It's absurd
When Finn wanted to leave in lifepod, where did he expect to go? He didn't know that a planet was in range, and with the Supremacy right behind them it was pointless to begin with.
They just had some WH40K fag infiltrated the script crew.
mega or super was never a class
it should've been supremacy class mega star destroyer
What would be the next class up from supremacy? Patriarchy?
40k cathedral ships are a visually cool idea which could have been used in the new Star Wars
Rather than rehash the Empire but with a Nazi tilt, have a genuinely extreme, devout enemy, which is a subtle proxy for Islamic state
Star Wars could have ripped off 40k have got away with it
Let’s forget about this movie and file it in our minds under “shit”
gentrifier class ultra star destroyer
>have a genuinely extreme, devout enemy, which is a subtle proxy for Islamic state
yuzang vong
... Even after losing the Starkiller Base?
This
if only they had something like a tractor beam
>discounting the dramatic power of space tailgating for 16 hours
The original star destroyer in New Hope had more presence and size than that thing
Can anything cool and original be created in the 21st Century?
>literally the ship in the beginning of Spaceballs
Only thing missing is the transformation into a maid.
>we brake for nobody
>Length- 43,437,27 ft.
>Width- 198,630,84 ft.
Disney probably asked their target audience what they want their merchandise to be called
>Kylo Ren as Dark Helmet
>Hux as Colonel Sanders
Oddly fitting
wonder if hides some cp, i open the file in irfanview and is too compressed.
TLJ is a better Spaceballs sequel than Star Wars movie.
Star wars space is treated more like aerial fights, I mean... Bombers and sleeve show""falling"" out of side when they run out of fuel.
The whole slow chase works dramatically for a few reasons:
1) You're watching the rebel ships fall one by one, so as a viewer you're not really worrying about "Why doesn't the FO just do ___"; things seem to be going in the FO's favor, instead you worry about how the rebels will somehow survive the encounter.
2) It speaks to Hux's hubris. He's like a predator that believes it has caught, and is toying with, its prey. Even if they did make a hyperspace jump, he can simply chase them, and so on. There are a few other character-driven reasons as well why Hux might not want to ask Snoke to radio more ships to hyperjump in front of the rebels.
If you're so disconnected from the dramatic thrust of a film that you're worried about plot holes, then it's a problem with the film's dramatic thrust. Plot holes in Star Wars are never the real problem.
>40k cathedral ships are a visually cool idea which could have been used in the new Star Wars
After seeing the litigation hard on gw gets for pauldrons. This lawsuit would have been epic
>The whole slow chase works dramatically
but not logically, and that the problem.
>After seeing the litigation hard on gw gets for pauldrons. This lawsuit would have been epic
Another similar 'space gothic' idea is the wooden planet of monks, proposed for Alien 3. That would have been on a par with Bladerunner cinematically.
Anyway I don't even understand how the Order became powerful so quickly. It totally cheapens the events of RoTJ. Star Wars ended there. They could have done a new trilogy based in the KOTOR era, but they had to bring back Harrison Ford.
why are they so afraid of including new designs and live off nostalgia yet preach about forgetting the past and moving on
Why is that a problem? It's realistic for there to be illogical shit in fiction.
>Islamic State is called Khawarij by other muslims
>this quote about the Khawarij
>"If they ever gained strength, they would surely corrupt the whole of the Earth, Iraq and Shaam – they would not leave a baby, male or female, neither a man or a woman, because as far as they are concerned the people have caused corruption, a corruption that cannot be rectified except by mass killing."
Tell me that doesn't sound like it could be about the Vong.
And X-wings wouldn't be that agile without directional thrusters.
>Don't understand how the order became so powerful so quick
Here's pasta to help you through that
>Mon Mothma's first act as Chancellor of the New Republic was to sign a peace treaty leaving the Empire in control of a third of the galaxy, then cut the military by 90% and refocus the Republic's priority on internal trade and cooperation
>when Leia Organa objected, she was outed as Darth Vader's daughter and ostracized as a warmonger, that's why the entire "Resistance" is a handful of shitty X-wings she bought with her own money and why the Empire was able to build a new fleet, army and Super Death Star without the Republic that defeated them noticing or caring until after they were all dead
That's canon and supported by everything that happens onscreen in Episode VII, enjoy it
Now THIS is autism
That can be hand waived by supposing the four exhaust nozzles have differential thrust imbalancing.
As fucking terrible as that is, I would've liked to see it or ANYTHING really included in the films that explains the situation and why ANH is happening again.
Because all of the new designs are pure shit.
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I posted it again!
>Hux is toying with his prey
Except he is highly stressed and angry all the time not to mention terrorized of Snoopy so this makes 0 sense and is obviously just a fantasy you created to justify stor wors babytier writing
The complete disregard for scale is a trend I've noticed in many shows and movies recently. Game of Thrones has characters and armies zip around a huge continent in days, and armies are as numerous and competent as they need to be in a given scene, with no regard for continuity or consistency. It's the same in other shows.
It's obvious that sense of scale, consistency, logic, etc. are completely ancillary to soap opera interpersonal drama. The question is: is this an intentional design choice, or do the creators just lack all understanding of these things?
Make it STOP
>is this intentional or do they lack the understanding?
Whenever this question comes up, even generally in life, the answer is incompetence 99% of the time.
it does fit with the WW2 in space theme from the OT though
what? just because it's fiction don't mean it doesn't need to make sense.
They literally had an army having a coffee break on the main ship while they were slowly chasing another ship.
"lol, it's fiction" isn't a reason.
Yes but the design is retarded. They're slow as fuck but also so fragile a piece of Tie fighter can go right through one, causing a chain reaction which blew up three
>artificial gravity projectors
How the fuck is than even possible in the slightest
>the lower part that carries the bombs is a detachable "clip" (their words not mine)
fucking why? wouldn't that significantly fuck up the ships' structural integrity?
Why don't they use 3 times as many TIE fighter in every single SW Film?
So you leave the enemy a third of the territory, and you fire your entire army.
And they thought this was a good idea.
But then when the new Empire stroke back, again, the New Republic didn't do anything about and everything was left in the hands of the new Rebellion, again.
Pure genius.
It makes more sense in 40k though with whole generations of slaves being born and dying aboard. They basically turn up on planets and slave gang thousands of people to keep the numbers up too
Yeah, or some sort gravity field engine we don't get to see.
It could have been like master and commander in space. Instead we got this fuckwittery
To be honest, New Republic was shit even in the old canon.
I really don't know why they even try anymore.
Empire is clearly the superior government.
>60 miles wide
ok fine sure, cool, useless in the star wars 18th century naval battle style star wars uses.
Holy shit it works
They project a bubble in which 1 g standard gravity is maintained. This also counters any g-forces felt at rapid acceleration.
Tarantino would have done that. Boarding parties charging each other's ships. Close quarters combat. Hand to hand. Somewhere a desperate blood-soaked survivor is blasting the smoking hole of a stormtrooper whose body keeps twitching every time the widl-eyed survivor keeps shooting into the helmet over and over again with metronomic fanaticism until there is nothing left but a nubbin of neck bone. A compatriot gently touched the combat-crazed lunatic on the shoulder.Jolted from his murder-drunk reverie his head snaps to.
"I think you got him."
>when your Republic keeps getting BTFO every couple decades
Life is hard
yeah I remember how hitler lightspeed rammed that zepelin and destroyed new york
633 Squadron. Google it.
>Disney created an unironic version of pic related
oh no oh no
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>Can anything cool and original be created in the 21st Century?
>Can anything cool and original be created by women and soyboys?
FTFY. No
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>jump ahead of the resistance with a few star destroyers
>pincer attack
>kill them all
You have every conceivable advantage - how do you let them escape?
i wish my job was to draw picture of imaginary spaceships
>the ninka
>Black One
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They should ave added a line about hoping the resistance would hyperspace jump and lead them to resistance sympathisers or something.
Like the first order are hoping that in a last ditch effort to escape they will lead them to their friends, and allow the FO to destroy more rebel scum
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>they actually think they can wave off this piece of shit getting hammered for almost a full fucking day without losing its fucking shields with "they were really good shields!"
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So she was space Merkel?
>i-it's not gravity you guys, electro-whatever-fields push them it's so complex you wouldn't understand anyway
the rebels were "out of range" whatever that means in space
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That's what they get for making a woman the new chancellor. Sheev would have never let this happen.
>muh plasma cannons
I can't tell if the writers secretly want to make you think every single woman is incompetent or the writers are actually that incompetent.
Third paragraph is irrelevant. If you think the First Order would have any qualms about forcing contraception onto its personnel, you're retarded.
reminder
Apparently
That's cool as shit
>seemingly plucked from nightmares