Why Keanu Reeves isn't in a Star Wars movie?

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Yeah, he's in good movies.

>free fucking pizza

But he is

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He's too good for capeshit and spaceshit

Keanu is only for KINO

Yeah, I'm thinking he's too good for Disneyshit

i love him but he can't act anymore
same with vin diesel

>Keanu is only for KINO

Do you have autism? They hardly look anything alike. Just black hair and narrow chins.

How in the hell are they so similar while one looking like an abomination and the other one a sex symbol?

Deep Web features narration from bitcoin enthusiast Keanu Reeves.[1]

KINO REEVES

I'd love to see him the Blade Runner setting.

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It's the nose and lips

>tfw I can see for miles and miles
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You're just proving his point.

carry on my wayward son

>Hides the ears
I see what you're doing smeagol

memes aside
this would be totally awesome

the big round chimp ears are just prosthetics to hide the fact he's an elf