/trek/

The Virgin Captain vs the Chad Tribble edition

The Virgin Android versus The Chad Android

Should I add anything?

First for Riker's rack

nah, it's perfect that way

start over and make it funny

Yeah but you're a moron who thinks this is funny

that is funny

Voyager was a pretty good show

The Virgin Soong-Type Androids versus The Chad Holodeck

i liked it better once they replaced kes with 7

>destroys your homeworld

TOS > TNG > TAS > VOY > DS9 > DIS > ENT

what the fuck is DIS?

TNG>DS9=TOS>ENT>>>>>>>>>barely canon>Voyager>>>>>>>>not canon>STD

Rewatched it recently, enjoyed it even more the second time around. Why did tv tell me it was bad?

they are the same people saying STD was good

TNG = TOS Movies (except TMP) > TOS > DS9 > VOY > STD > ENT > TNG Movies
TAS and TMP are non-canon and not necessary for any comprehensive series rewatch

The animated series is so comfy I wish they would make a TNG one instead of wasting money on STD

Why are there no captain janeway memes

There are it's just ones about coffee and murdering tuvix

what he said

ENT is better than STD by a far margin

You think that because you grew up watching ENT not realizing they were recycling TNG, DS9 and VOY plots left and right.

ENT isn't the only Star Trek that recycled plots. It is way better than the michael burnham show will ever be

Kinda like what TNG did with leftover plots from TOS huh durrrrrr faggot

It's always interesting to see how split fans are over whether VOY or ENT was better. Like, sure, there's plenty of arguments over DS9, TNG and TOS's place in the lineup, but ENT and VOY arguments can get very heated, especially since they're considered the bad Trek series.

If ENT was longer it could have been markedly better

Every Trek recycled plots from previous shows but all of them, even ENT, managed some unique themes and stories. Similitude is literally my favourite Star Trek episode.

You want it to be one way. You want it to be one way. But it's the Janeway.

ENT fans are such sensitive ladies.

you think ENT fans are sensitive STD ones are even worse.

I am SO glad Janeway killed Tuvix.

You keep changing the subject to STD fans. It's like you're obsessed.

t. STD fan

I was in our ship’s semi-fresh food mess hall here in the Delta Quadrant (the kitchen was converted from the Captain’s private dining room), and I’m in line to order some Kazonian ham at the front. The cook asked me what kind, and I said “I have no fucking idea what different kinds of Kazonian ham there are, Talaxian” ENTIRELY too loudly and the woman behind me in line I hadn’t noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Captain Janeway.

She kinda half leans around me and says “Ocampan honey glazed!” to the freak behind the counter and I just kinda stare at her for a second then smile and say thanks. I’m about to replicate something else instead but she says “No way, this one’s out of my rations” and authorizes the resource allocation for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of… I tensed up like an academy cadet and saluted. Once again she cracks out in mad laugher and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said “A dozen parsecs?” She said “Try ten thousand light years”, with a devilish grin on her face.

We ended up having Vidiian torch in her personal quarters on deck 4. Turns out she’d apparently installed a Borg replicator, which let her replicate all kinds of shit that the ship’s standard complement couldn’t handle. We talked about everything that wasn’t her career for about 47 minutes before I had to take off because my shift was about to start. I shook her hand and said she made my year today. She smiled and beat my head in with a hyperspanner. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in blood as I made out a blurry image of a freshly-replicated torpedo being hoisted above my head. Through the ringing in my ears I can’t recall the probably inspiring parting line about duty and service before the casing came crashing down, ending my voyage.

mainstream trek fans dropped off after tng. what you hear is autism.

If you honestly think STD is better than ENT I feel bad for you

fresh take on a stale pasta

The VOY episode Living Witness constitutes Holocaust denial and should be bannef

Enough with the reposts, Trekkie229.

just report don't reply and encourage him

Do you think they'll do an alternate timeline recast TNG movie series? They're remaking fucking everything. Who would you put in it?

Casting conversations are typically "hur dur this guy looks like dat guy" but I would unironically enjoy a Reboot TNG, where Jean-Luc Picard (Mark Strong) is brought out of early retirement to lead a new experimental ship filled with up-and-coming hot shots (Riker, Yar, Troi), specialists with unique abilities (Data, LaForge) and diversity hires (Worf, Dr. Crusher).

He got banned again last bread, this is a new faggot.

The guy that played Patrick Stewart in the xmen reboots obviosly

crusher should be the hotshot and troi the diversity hire, troi's an ayyyy after all

it would be amazing if there was a scene about how space sjws are complaining theres too many fucking humans on the federation flagship

he has been ban evading dude

why do you pieces of shit think it's acceptable? you dont see Speedy Gonzales any more, and for good reason

Will Idris Elba play both Worf and Geordi, or will Geordi be played by Dave Chapelle?

was STD any good? I gave up after a episode

no

Troi could have been in the "specialists" category too, but I put her on the hot shot list because in the reboot version, she's the one who dumped Will

don't reply to the troll

read the last thread, desu. we had a long conversation about STD.

Fuck Armageddon Game. Such a stupid and weak excuse to have them think the recording was tampered

Too whimsical for your grimdark?

to be fair, the virginx vs chadx meme is the most unfunny thing i've ever seen

Coffee, black, double sweet

The girlfriend ones are worse

chi tea, hot, extra cinnamon

Doctor Bashir? I'm Section 31.

Coffee, light roast, cream, double sweet

ENT's "only one person can be awake to fly the ship through this area" episode was better than VOY's

Coffee, iced, cream and sugar, large.

Nice bait. That scene was forced and lazy and you know it

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those are funny too

Shipfags are the worst part of this fandom.

Spam isn't funny, Trekkie229.

NO DON'T TALK TO HIM JUST FREAK OUT AND YELL AT OTHER PEOPLE WHO ENGAGE WITH HIM WHAT ARE YOU DOING IF HE SEES THIS HE'LL THINK HE'S GETTING SOME SORT OF REACTION

Raktajino with a Jacarine Peel

I think this is pretty funny but a lot of the virgin v. Chad memes are pretty uninspired. Gf memes are Facebook-tier shit too.

Didn't notice I said "pretty" twice

Oh God someone identified her? I feel bad for that actress now

>implying we don't have full biographical data on all background performers

>double sweet
jesus christ you can't even taste the roast beans

im not trekkie229 those gf memes are funny you are just a humourless faggot

this one is funny because it has actual jokes

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>humourless

If you aren't 229 then why do you type like 229 and why do you approve of spam like 229?

It's how I was first introduced to coffee by my grandma when I was like 4, and I don't see myself changing anytime soon.

i like the gf meme but not when it is spammed

you have no sense of humor

>still has the taste of a 4 year old

Why didn't you spell it humour this time?

because it was a spelling error

He's accusing you of being a shitty medieval doctor

>something happens
>Close up on actors face looking concerned/confused
>Music escalates/fade to black

Tfw closing in on first place in 5* arena with my ISS Defiant. Just a few more days...

slit your wrists and drain your blood

But it's always spammed.

Thank God I have no idea what this is. There's still hope for me.

its really sad when a fucking gameboy game from the early 90s beats out your trek space battle mechanics.

I actually liked First Contact and honestly would swtich TOS and DS9 on your list.

You don't make a decision on STD yet because there have been like 9 episodes. Imagine ANY trek and think how horrible the 1st nine episodes were.

sometimes it isn't sometimes it's just the imgur link or a specific one someone asks for. still waiting on the andorian gf one

Nice reaction image faggot. You sure are high and mighty talking down to me on a fucking website that's only getting shittier every day with no end in site. And this type of shit isn't doing anything to help this downward spiral. So go ahead and post your fucking picture and type some greentext you think is witty and will make me look like an idiot and make you look like an internet Adonis man-god putting a lowly mortal in his place.

Well guess what? You're probably just as, if not even more pathetic than me. I don't have to go around greentexting and (You)ing people to get my kicks and not feel depressed about being a lonely NEET piece of shit who does nothing but get on a fucking imageboard all day. I actually can feel good about who I am by doing my own thing, and you can't say the same, faggot.

Fuck I miss drawing my own fan fic ideas like Enterprise D and E taking on a Borg cube and a Romulan warbird. when I was a kid.

are you okay?

lol