Pan, nice and hot

>Pan, nice and hot.

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>Did you lay those eggs yourself?
>"We get them from a local farmer"
>Fucking 'elllll

Post, nice and shitty

HEAD

NICE AND HOT

can I get some more fast cut panning close ups please?

does he ever make sushi or explain why it costs $4000

dank memes ftw

Blacks

Nice and shot

kinopost

nice and based

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Gordon is sexy

I've been wanting to do a rack of lamb
anyone cook?

What IS that?

salt?

Hold the jug with one hand

Salt, in

Olive oil, in.

Let the knife do the work.

>R U S T I C

That right there, that's what I like

HOW CAN IT BE RUSTIC IT'S JUST A FUCKING SALAD GORDON AAAAAAAAAAA

4 pounds of shredded mexican cheese, in

40 mill of Hennessy, in.

>Fuckin 'ell even the ice is frozen!

just a touch of butter
>puts in an entire stick

KEEP IT SIMPLE AND RUSTIC
COCA LEAVES, FINELY CHOPPED
CEMENT POWDER, IN
SULFURIC ACID, IN
PETROLEUM, IN
FINISH IT OFF WITH SOME BATTERY ACID
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damn

25 grams of butter. In.
25 grams of flour. Stir until it's a nice paste.

Cock, nice and hard, in

Wtf holy shit that's crazy

>WHERE'S THE FOOKIN' LAMB SAUCE?? I CALLED FOR IT AN HOUR AGO!!

>Miss could you come here a minute.
>Yes Mr. Ramsay?
>Is this water always like this?
>oh let me see, what's wrong with it?
>it's fucking wet!
>oh my god I'm so sorry, I'll let the chef know right away.
>disgusting.

I'll bet he snorted like a dozen lines after this was done

sh-shut the fuck up, my gordon is pure!

holy shit!!!!! it's like all the most lethal to ingest shit you can think of all stirred up in a nasty cauldron

you lost, maidood?

Coke

Nice and pure

>cold
>wet
>they’ve lost the plot

Anonymous Gordon posting used to be good every day
Now my mother and father end up Gordon posting

*muffled waterphone in the distance*

>burger
>cholesterol
>56%

>mystery cheese
>day old bun

could you cook ice cream?
also who wants ice cream?

Back in Scotland a common thing to eat from shitty street takeaways was deep fried ice cream, yes it exists. It wasn't too bad, it was like a deep fried Mars Bar but without all the chocolate and caramel.

>Rice and raw fish
>Pretentious and overpriced

>no vinegar in your sushi rice?
>fuckin hell

Why wouldn't you just make your own burger at that point

cool dawg

But that's what he did.

4 cups of olive oil, in.

Sneed, feed and seed.

Cocaine, nice and hot

KNOBS OF BUTTER

>tfw he actually never said "Pan, nice and hot"
or maybe I didn't look enough

no, he said
"Peter Pan, nice and hot"
he's a bit of pedo damn

Beautiful
Homecooked
Cocaine

$800. Fish on rice.

...

>"Is this icecream frozen?"
>"y-yes chef"
>"Fuck me..."

>fuckin uncooked ice cubes
>UNCOOKED FUCKIN' ICE CUBES IN HERE FUCKIN' HELL

I want to just take a trip to Japan, pay $300 just to sit in Jiro's shitty subway station stall, pour soy sauce all over his sushi, staring him dead in the eyes as I ruin it, then throw the sushi to the side, climb over the bar, and violently sodomize him in order to teach him not to prey on naive gaijin.

Is this thread microwaved? It kind of looks like it. Could you ask the OP for me please?

>gewt the fuk owt you only get 30 minuts to fuck da butt

>implying I would last 30 minutes

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watch out, it's still hot
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oh no it's a bomb

>> look at all this grease... disgusting

heh... nothing persannel...

Where the fuck is this from?

I can't wait to make leather out of this fiend when he flees his mortal coil.

>highly illegal drug production
>u know harry potter mate?

ITS RAWWWW!!

wtf i hate cocaine now

im actually pretty amazed that this works, and you get pure cocaine.
its tony stark level of making shit in a cave with scraps

kek

Mommy is best chef.