What is the worst thing she's done?

What is the worst thing she's done?

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Absolutely nothing.

I still get angry whenever I see that

become the vessel for the writers' and matt groening's hamfisted political agenda

It's just a little airborne it's still good it's still good

That episode where she tries to redeem Mr. Burns and convince him to start an ecofriendly corporation. But instead of trying to explain to him why killing whales for slurry is bad, she just calls him evil and refuses millions of dollars that she could've used for both charity and her family.

Not turn 9.

Existing

She exists.

the fact that you can name only a handful of good things she has done and loss count of all of shit stuff she done, and actually getting away with it, it's fucking madness.

Barely ever watch the Simpsons, why is Lisa so hated on this board?

Belittling her father

Or the time she treated Homer shitty because she had a crush on her substitute teacher.

Because in one season she was insufferable. The flying pig, the substitute teacher crush, and an episode where Homer basically had to buy her love with a pony and was forced to take on a second job to support it.

She also tends to have double standards. Like expecting people to accept her lifestyle choices (like when she became Buddhist, a vegitatian, and wanted to practice homeopathic medicine) but is unwilling to do the same for the rest of her family.

Lisa's meant to be the enlightened, progressive character of the show, the one who's intelligent beyond her age and sees what the other Simpsons can't.

Unfortunately, this leads to her acting like an irritating jackass to her family and getting away with it because she's the liberal one while her family members are more simple-minded. Most Lisa episodes always follow the "Everybody is being stupid and crazy, and Lisa is struggling to tell them what's wrong" formula, which would be okay on its own, but these scenarios always lead to Lisa acting like an asshole who cheats to back up her claims. It's always "Meat-eaters are savage and wacky, so Lisa should be a vegetarian" or "Churches are corrupt and corporate, so Lisa should be a Buddhist". No middle ground. Not to mention all the episodes where Homer, Marge, Bart, or Maggie find success in life but it all flushes down the drain because Lisa wants a say in the matter.

The episode where Bart becomes a drummer was the worst. Even at her most annoying you can at least argue she has good intentions. Here she has none. Once Bart joins the band, the episode is all about how bad Lisa feels despite the fact that Bart did nothing wrong. And then Bart's success is cut short because of Lisa's inability to accept she's not as good as she thinks she is. She didn't even have any good intentions when taking in those animals, she was just trying to distract herself from her own jealousy.

And NOBODY holds her accountable for this. Imagine if the roles were reversed. Bart's antics screw up her chances at some successful endeavor. You can bet the rest of the episode would Bart making it up to her after a stern lecture from Marge. But here, it's Bart who has to give up his newfound calling to make poor, special little Lisa feel better, despite the fact that his injury is her fault. Marge doesn't even lecture her for bringing a fucking tiger into the house. It's infuriating.

>And NOBODY holds her accountable for this. >Imagine if the roles were reversed.
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You don't need to be Sup Forums to realize this is bullshit. If Bart were the one who treated his family like shit because they weren't vegetarian, or the one who ruined Homer's chances at getting free cable. the show would've treated him like the villain.

Id say either the time the family was on a ranch and she almost had a girl killed because she thought she was a threat for her crush or the restraining order episode. Cant name 3 good things, the fuck was that?

Its pretty fun to shittalk the worst character in the show, but lets try something different.

How do we fix Lisa?

Lisa was the one that suggested Gay Marriage in Springfield.

>immediately assuming its a gender thing

kys my man

Eh, she learned her lesson at the end.

>How do we fix Lisa?
End the show, show rerun for half a decade, then reboot the show.

This really grinded my gears. Also her to answer Op EXISTING

Reject her cut of the money from Mr Burns fish processing plant

Make an episode where she meets a group of leftist kids who are just like her but even more obnoxious and liberal, but then she slowly realizes how annoying these kids are. And when she tells Bart or Marge about how awful they were, she slowly realizes that this is how many of Springfield's residents think of her.

>it's a gay marriage episode
>episode ends with Patty refusing to marry a transwoman

>transwoman admit that he become a woman to cheat on woman golf

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So Lisa goes to Dashcon?

Lisa meets Communist Twitter

Lisa is hated by everyone, not just this board

It may not be the worst thing but remember that episode where Bart essentially has the worst day ever without doing anything malicious himself that day?
Lisa just says something along the lines of "That's the only way he'll learn" as if he actually did anything to warrant what's happening to him.

Fuck you, Paul.

>automatically assumes this is Sup Forums
Fuck you, this is just bad writing, plain and simple.

>marge doesnt like jazz
>HOW COULD YOU MOM! I'M PISS!!!

>bart gets better than her at something
>FUCK YOU BART, "X" THING IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY THING!

>homer gets a job or does something that gets him more money
>DAD YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT BECAUSE "insert something about global warming or some political shit"

the thing that really put the cherry on top of her bitching was that time she got a friend who was a rich girl and homer also befriended her dad but lisa got mad because she wasn't being the center of attention and made homer choose between his friendship with the rich girl's dad or her cocodrile tears. fuck lisa, she deserves milhouse.
oh, also that time she destroyed springfield with a black hole and if you think about it the whole dome thing was also her fault

seriously im still mad about this. there is no way in hell you can justify lisa's actions

>the whole dome thing was also her fault

Did you even watch the fucking movie?

fox airs that fucking movie like every fucking weekend,

This board? Ha! The writers of the show HATE Lisa's Voice Actress. Though to be fair it's easy to hate her. The Simpsons VAs are the most spoiled divas that ever existed. Lisa's in particular is blatantly untalented and a lucky twat that got hired for what became the most globally successful and revolutionary adult animated sitcom. She made out like a bandit despite her blatant lack of talent. Anyway the writers for The Simpsons avoid talking to Lisa's VA like how a cool crowd avoids uncool kids.

Lisa goes to college

He earns an early scholarship for being the smartest person in the world (Not counting that girl from the episode with the Edgar Allan Poe reference) and discovers a bunch of tennagers who want to do anything but studying or using basic science.

Guest starring: Jim Parson the Bazunguer from the bing boing theory

Well, they did throwed meat at her face

It was also a mistake.
She's the one that wheeled off the pig in the first place of her own volition.

No, that wouldn't work. It would just make Lisa think she was smarter than the kids there.

Not getting impregnated and keeping the child.

>lisa starts bitching about lake
>springfield has to clean the lake
>EPA comes to check on quality of lake now that is clean
>homers dump pig shit on it
>EPA goes nuts because lake is polluted and puts dome on springfield.
the lake had all kinds of shit and radioactive stuff from the plant before cleaning it, homer dumped the pig shit but that alone can't be more dangerous than fucking plutonium. and Lisa's the reason why EPA was there on the first place

But that's the point, Lisa is still a old fashioned view of how american liberals act, he thought that the "public" with whom she would identify would be a open minded, pro-science community wanting to build a better world for all. Not a set of mindless drones, pro-censor who only really care about themselves.

She needs to see a reflection of herself that accentuates everything people hate about her, then the epiphany

>Lisa was wrong because the world rules of the movie don't work with the ones in real life

The shit created a black wave with a bubbly skull and make a mutant squirrel, if there was someone who has wrong it was not Lisa or EPA

Bart.

The only reason she had the animals in the first place was so that bart could eventually get bitten. Fucking lazy writing.

She's the prototypical liberal: arrogant, empty-headed, virtue-signalling, self-righteous "politcally aware" feminist cuntbag.

Probably something after season 12 that I thankfully don't know about.

the episode when she baby sat Bart, she was such a little shit

she's female, so naturally bitter neckbeards get upset at her

>Homer only barely survives having four (4!) simultaneous heart attacks
>"btw it was $12m I turned down, not $12k"
>CODE BLUE CODE BLUE

>Some over rated musician goes on your cartoon
only on the basis that a fictional character becomes a vegetarian.
Yeah rot in hell Paul

Could someone summarize this episode for me?
I completly forgot what happens.

Collectively, Sup Forums:

>Hates Lisa
>Sides with Dipper over Mabel
>Thinks Arthur was right to punch his preschool-aged little sister

This board is a sausagefest, and thus its users generally always side with the boy characters, because, as males, they identify with them more.

Give her some actual fucking jokes.

That time she made her brother into a gimp and put him on a leash to search for truffles.

What the fuck? Why did she do that?

>lisa becomes vegetarian
>around same time that homer is holding a pig roast
>homer buys an expensive slaughtered pig and makes it a huge community event, he and bart get a lot of bonding over it
>lisa tells homer not to do bbq to respect her beliefs
>when he continues with his event, Lisa throws the dolly that is holding the pig down a hill, causing it to comically fly and get ruined.

It's worth pointing out that Michael Jackson's conditions for appearing on the show were that he wouldn't sing the songs and he wouldn't be credited with his real name, both because he wanted to play a prank on his brothers.

I guess he really should have used that opportunity to preach his inane celebrity politics like every other fucking celebrity guest who ever appeared after him.

Arthur shouldn't have punched D.W and was rightly punished. D.W should have been as well for breaking it, but whatever.

Mable was just a brat that ALWAYS got her way, even if the result was Dipper loses something that makes him happy.

>kill her family and brother
and her. He tried to kill her along side Bart and/or the family several times. What the fuck were the writers thinking?

Let Bob insult her family right in front of them so she can be praised by him even though he is a killer out to kill her family and brother.

Make her more well-meaning but naive, and more likely to give into vices. She can still have her opinions, but give her weaknesses that make her feel like a real kid, and could challenge her views.

One episode had her turn down a rich kid's advances because he was a jerk, despite the fact that he tempted her with riches. At the end, she ended up throwing away her morals and going with an even richer, meaner kid because of her own greed. Even she knew it was shitty.

>Bart's antics screw up her chances at some successful endeavor. You can bet the rest of the episode would Bart making it up to her after a stern lecture from Marge

Like that time Bart threw away a hat Lisa liked, and had to risk his life getting it back because Lisa got pissy.

Lisa needs to be punished serverely. Not like strangling or anything, just straight out beat her till she's bloodied and bruising.

Not getting naked enough.

Not gotten naked on the actual show.

Or that time Bart raped Millhouse and had to go to his room.

>you will never be Bart

Obviously if we go beyond season 8 we will find some outright despicable shit. But I feel within the confines on the show's golden age the bit where Lisa "jams" with Bart when he's trying to learn the guitar is honestly worth a thousand flying pigs to me.

Trying to get good at something when you're just starting out is incredibly difficult. Bart did not fucking need his smug ass sister trying to rub her special snowflake talent in his face. Bart could very well have persevered with it long enough to have actually developed some skill had it not been for his sister.

You could argue that Bart turning out to be really good at drums in a later episode and outshining Lisa was a karmic bitchslap.

Annoying bitch who can't get cartoon justice because of her cartoon vagina.

Is there literally any good porn of the simpsons?

B-but user I'm a girl and I hate this cunt aswell.

Without exception, literally all of the bad shit that has ever happened to Lisa has been her own fault. She has no one to blame but herself for any of it.

I'm genuinely confused here, how is this Sup Forums in any way?

That is true user. So eventually she'll become self aware of her dumbass bullshit and relize nothing she does is right and just off herself.

I see no attempt at defending the character

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Agreed. I always felt un easy when she is being rude to Bart trying to play the guitar. She wasn't even the least supportive all she did was belittle him and all he wanted to do is get good at it.

I believe is a creator's pet kind of thing, she does a lot of awful things but never pays for that

so she could eat them instead of selling them and splitting the profits as agreed

So is anyone going to post the SpeedoSausage video or not?

Logic makes the foolish have knee jerk reactions.

>throwing a pig into the sky cuz ur lol begetarian is LOGICAL
>forcing your dad to labor twice as hard for a fuckin' horse is LOGICAL
>shitting on the church (70% of USA) and omnivores (91.4% of USA) as a whole is LOGICAL
there's a reason the other boards call us Sup Forumsmblr, you know

Moron. I was referring to this guy's knee jerk reaction I don't like Liza for the same reasons you point out.

That's all female characters. It's easily why they're the most annoying characters. Hell it's even worse IRL because men don't want to punish twats for wrong doing. Anyone remember that man named Bobbit or something like that? His wife castrated him and HE apologized to her while she got a TV spot for attempted murder via castration. Again, MEN don't like punishing women.

To a certain extend you can't blame women for being immoral and taking advantage of men. They do wrong because they know men don't want to punish them. Well most men anyway. The few men who aren't afraid to brutally punish a twat are the top ones at least IMO.

Oh shit, sorry mayne. I guess I had the real knee-jerk reaction here, aye? Apologies, lad.

Remember when she ruined Homer's sweet Stonecutters gig?

Also
>She's liberal while the rest are simple-minded

Conservatives triggered.

Don't feel too bad. I make the same mistakes too as a member of the foolish.

I've said this before, but your average Sup Forumsmrade was probably at one point a precocious, unusual little boy. Probably the sort that would really identify with someone like Lisa or Mabel. He was probably made to understand that that shit does not fly in the real world. Generally such attitudes are inculcated with no small degree of suffering. Seeing a character praised for behaviors which for you resulted in unmerciful disaster that followed fast and followed faster until your posts one burden bore is a pretty bitter pill. It's the same reason people here have turned on Steven Demayo. Being a naive swishy fat kid is no fucking fun in the real world.

Who did he cheat on woman golf with? I bet it was woman volleyball. Women volleyball is hot.

At least this episode show that she is in the wrong, (If I remember correctly) most post season 9 episodes just show her as being flawless

The Simpsons visit a petting zoo where Lisa gets really attached to a tiny lamb.
That night at dinner, Lisa becomes conflicted about eating animals.
The rest of the family makes fun of her.
She asks for vegetarian options at school and gets made fun because of it. Skinner even has a teacher show a video explaining why eating meat is the only way to go.
When she gets home, Bart and Homer continue mocking her.
Homer has a barbecue.
Lisa makes a vegetarian dish that they could eat instead of meat and gets made fun of by a bunch of adults.
She gets mad and uses a riding lawn mower to push the suckling pig Homer had down a hill. Bart and Homer pursue it but give up when it gets launched into the air.
Homer and Lisa argue and she storms off.
She meets Paul and Linda McCartney who explain to her that vegetarianism is a choice she should make for herself but not force on other people.
Homer finds her, she apologizes for ruining his barbecue, and he carries her home.

jesus christ, what the fuck, that's creepy as shit

Lisa is honestly pretty shit at the saxophone.