What are Sup Forums‘s thoughts on up and coming actress Cristin Milioti?

What are Sup Forums‘s thoughts on up and coming actress Cristin Milioti?

who?

She looks like Natasha Leggero before she got old and busted, pic related.

She was on Black Mirror. She was mad about her vag.

Cute in fargo

She may be old but God damn does this woman know how to take nude selfies

extremely cute

i can already hear the constant bitching italian moms do

Still pissed they killed her off at the end of HIMYM

Why is she black now.

literally came to the thread to say this exact
3 word sentence wtf

>plebs know her because of black mirror

makes me sick

I can't say I wouldn't. She's hit the wall at a fairly gentle speed.

STEALING MY PUSI IS CROSSING THE LINE

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why do her nipples have holes in them?

Kino nips

where do you think milkies come from?

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those nips definitely get a low rating on my Tomatometer® if you catch my meaning

would clone and keep in a pocket dimension as my wife

I'd normally report this because this is a blue board and it doesn't belong, but this is primo milf

I'd steal her pusy iykwim.

I liked her better as a blonde on 30 rock

It's just a mommy getting ready to nurse her young. Nothing worth reporting there.

What's with the lower eye fold? She looks like a mid 20's Mexican grandma.

Wasn't she in Fargo? A bit late to the punch there /r/television

so you can put your bepis in them

breast feeding scares the american (i can say this because i'm american and have seen their fear)

The only good thing about how i met your mother.

>he doesn't want a bitchy italian gf
pleb

>foreskin nips

Top shelf waifu 2bh

>not knowing bitching at you in front of others is just act so they can feel better about being 100% submissive and worshiping the cock in the bedroom

Why does she always make this face?

Someone post her bush when she was swimming already

>gives the girl of your dreams cancer

heh, nothing personnel Ted

insecure about her big teeth so she purses her lips as to not expose them on accident

She looks like she smells really good.

she looks like she has really stinky farts

Maybe she had a stroke like pic related and now her face is cute fucked up

smirking whore

>like olives and leather

No, like expensive shampoo

post more!!

Below average looking with an unsexy body. Annoying "quirky "persona.

If I could facefuck any girl in the world it would be Natalie Dormer

>you're deepthroating her
>she still has that smug face

I'd really love to take her out for a coffee!

She needs to get blacked

italian girls dont like niggers

She is fucking horrendous in that new Black Mirror episode. I can't decide what was worth, the god awful dialogue, or her shitty as fuck "acting".

>NOBODY STEALS MY PUSSY

God, that shit was cringeworthy. She was so over the top it was so bad. The guy from "its always sunny in Philadelphia" had some pretty awful lines too though.

>So, FUCK YOU TO DEATH

Seriously, these writers need to be shot.

Imagine cumming in her mouth as she makes a smug face with raised eyebrows

yep you're definitely a jealous femanon LOL

best wife

That pussy line was 100% directed at the retarded tumblr teenagers who spend all day making gifs and laughing at stupid quotes.

Toastie roastie doing the mostie

>below average looking

Her face is literally perfect

What was cringeworthy about that line? The room I watched it with erupted in cheers.

>will smith or adam sandler movie circa 1995
>"NOBODY STEALS MY DICK!"
>audience erupts in laughter
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>anything circa 2017
>"something something something" (content irrelevant)
>anonymous white males go into histrionics on the interweb

seriously when did white males become the most pathetic crybabies on the planet?

>The room I watched it with erupted in cheers.
I don't have an issue with the line but that's so fucking corny holy shit.

>this is your average Sup Forums user

I typed out that post in a different room and nobody in that room found it corny.

My man, I know her from The Gabagools and Fargo.

nobody likes niggers. they stink so blind people can hate them too

I liked her in that one episode of 30 Rock

i'll need to see her milkers to make an informed decision those juicy milkypops

exactly, that line belonged in an adam sandler film. thank you for proving the point.

Nigga you just got shit taste. Keep projecting though, I'm sure it does wonders for you.

No, cuck

What's corny is everyone "erupting in cheers" over that line.

I'm not saying she is unattractive, she is very attractive. I'm saying she is a bad actress and had even worse dialogue given to her which compounded how awful her episode was.

P.S. It's Sup Forums you fucking retarded niggers, we're all men here.

hypocrisy is what pisses me off

>dude stop being mean to certain groups
>haha fuck white males am i right

uh no, she's actually a pretty good actress, just go watch fargo

>someone complain about a cheesy line
>instant reaction is "WAHHH WHITE MALES ARE INSECURE"
Hahahahaha.

I agree with her acting being hammy but I enjoyed the episode despite it being schmaltzy and cliche at times.

There's a huge and focused reaction on this one episode, because of racial reasons

What about sounds even close to racial issues?
Read the fucking thread, you cum guzzling whore.

>you cum guzzling whore
i know you are but what am i

OH SHIT

Oh shit that was her. She was hot as fuck there.

the point is, the content itself doesn't warrant this reaction. the actual explanation for the reaction is the perceived racial component. regardless of what has been explicitly put forth in this particular thread.

After gamergate and the sjw craze around the election all the "anti-feminists" and "anti-sjws" unironically began acting the same way, forming their own outrage culture about those on the opposite political spectrum. Now they cant consume any media without seeing endless anti-white male propaganda the same way feminists and sjws cant consume media without seeing endless sexism and racism.

>racial reasons

There were 2 black people in the episode and the fact they were black was never addressed or brought up. The only time someone EVER addressed race was when the eastern European receptionist made the joke about her blue skin being "almost kind of racist".

People dislike the episode because it is a fucking bad episode with fucking god awful writing. There were plotholes fucking everywhere.

>How the fuck did the guy know where in the antagonist's apartment he kept his DNA samples?
>How the fuck did some random coder woman scale a building and go full Splinter Cell without ANY issues whatsoever
>Why the fuck wasn't the guy able to exit the game with the command "exit game" at the end?
>Why the fuck would he be unaware of how the update would effect his game when he is the lead programmer/systems designer?
>Why the fuck would he program some kind of retarded constraint like "I need to be holding this random device to exit the game or else I'm trapped here forever"?
>Why did he chase them in a fucking ship at the end despite him supposedly being the "god" of this universe who can control every aspect of it?
>Why the fuck can't he just actually pause the game?
>Why the fuck couldn't he just disconnect his mod from the internet?
>Why the fuck did the antagonist just SUDDENLY believe the woman when she was throwing herself at him despite her clearly resisting and despising him LESS THAN TWENTY FOUR FUCKING HOURS AGO.
>How did a tech genius with a home as nice and secure as his not have any sort of security system or cameras?
>Why the fuck would a woman risk a felony over pictures of her lying on a bed in underwear (not even nude or engaged in sexual activity)?
>Why would he actively need a live sample of their DNA if he had already uploaded it and synthesized it into data form? Why is there not a copy on his hard drive now?

Fuck, there were so many plot-holes I was beyond annoyed the entire time I was watching the episode.

This is what so many people ignore. The retard crossposters from Sup Forums unironically think people dislike this episode because
>muh white people are so insecure xdDD

I agree that the episode doesn't at all address race. Nonetheless, Sup Forums's discussion of the episode has revolved around race as if the episode was anti-white propaganda.

Your list of alleged plot holes is insanely autistic. Full Splinter Cell? Are you fucking kidding me?

Was she trying to take the least flattering photo ever?

Please explain how those aren't genuine plot holes and are all simply "autistic". Right now it just seems like you are trying to hand-wave away any sort of criticism.

>Your list of alleged plot holes is insanely autistic.
Explain.

okay

>>How the fuck did the guy know where in the antagonist's apartment he kept his DNA samples?
She was on the phone with the people in the sim for indeterminate amt of time before she got to the apartment. It was already established that the sim people knew it was in the fridge. "He has a sample of my son in the fridge" etc.

>How the fuck did some random coder woman scale a building and go full Splinter Cell without ANY issues whatsoever
She doesn't do anything implausible, and she's portrayed to be scared shitless the whole time. In the context of an episode in the spirit of 60s Trek this is hardly a corny or glaringly artificial conceit.

>Why the fuck wasn't the guy able to exit the game with the command "exit game" at the end?
I feel like you're pulling our legs. (You actually posted this in multiple threads?). At that point the update has been installed and he no longer has his custom-enabled god mode. They spell this out for you in the episode.

>Why the fuck would he be unaware of how the update would effect his game when he is the lead programmer/systems designer?
The whole wormhole conceit is pretty silly, but it's very realistic that someone in his position would be entirely insulated from the update mechanics. He trusts that that shit is managed correctly by low level dudes while he concentrates on more mission critical affairs.

>Why the fuck would he program some kind of retarded constraint like "I need to be holding this random device to exit the game or else I'm trapped here forever"?
He clearly didn't anticipate that he would be trapped forever, but games aren't fun unless they're challenging. You need an element of risk.

>Why did he chase them in a fucking ship at the end despite him supposedly being the "god" of this universe who can control every aspect of it?
>Why the fuck can't he just actually pause the game?
I thought this was a stretch as well.

tbc

You guys need to shut the fuck up. You're not as articulate and profound as you think you are.

I'd Cristin her Milloti, if you know what I'm getting at.

>Why the fuck couldn't he just disconnect his mod from the internet?
At some point, he's trapped in the game and loses his admin control or whatever.

>Why the fuck did the antagonist just SUDDENLY believe the woman when she was throwing herself at him despite her clearly resisting and despising him LESS THAN TWENTY FOUR FUCKING HOURS AGO.
This is a ridiculous complaint. Everybody is horrified that she doesn't fall in line and become his bitch much sooner. You didn't understand the episode at all if this is a question you genuinely had. Also he's clearly uncomfortable with the entire encounter.

>How did a tech genius with a home as nice and secure as his not have any sort of security system or cameras?
Where is it implied that his home is super secure? Would you rather the episode have spent a bunch of time establishing her elaborate method of breaking in?

>Why the fuck would a woman risk a felony over pictures of her lying on a bed in underwear (not even nude or engaged in sexual activity)?
Are you serious? You see that there are quite a few more photos to which they all have progressively more severe reactions.

>Why would he actively need a live sample of their DNA if he had already uploaded it and synthesized it into data form? Why is there not a copy on his hard drive now?
The episode proposes that the refrigerated samples are the backup, and they're addressing both the in-game versions and the backup versions. You want more detail about eliminating more backups? "What if he has an iCloud account?" ?!

really I showed this post to them and they all found it a bit corny

HA NAMES TEREEESA, SHE CUTS HAERRR