Johsons fucking Star Wars trilogy is about the vong

Are you fucking kidding me?

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links? holy shit

Source?

OP is probably referencing this.

No actual source

Has to be a troll
>Forget the past
>Except this part

But i want Swarm War.

>Taking the one thing from EU that nobody wants

The Mouse is not that stupid.

Well, Vong Almost appear in The Clone Wars.

Already proven wrong by the fact that Snoke has referred to as not a Sith by multiple canon sources.

If this is true, I wonder how they willing they are to trust Rian to go in such a direction now that the fanbase is divided due to their SWless SW movie.

It serves their interests for Star Wars fans to dislike the newer entries, because Normies think "whatever shit Disney spits out should be universally beloved." They'll just consider any contrarian voice a bunch of weirdos, film snobs or antisocial nerds who don't like fun.

>SW EU ripped off the Githyanki from D&D
Sad!

>Introduced to EU by R.A. Salvatore
What did he mean by this?

>They'll just consider any contrarian voice a bunch of weirdos, film snobs or antisocial nerds
It's crazy how "Nerd" culture has been taken over by the cool kids, and yet they still managed to belittle, bully, and dehumanize all the same type of nerds they did before.

They changed a few traits to make them less dangerous. In Disney Canon, they are less resistant to the Force. ( mind probe and everything ) but a darksider could still zap them with lightning.

Bullies don't pick on nerds because they like sci-fi. They pick on nerds because nerds are weak.

Probably not true, but fuck that if they decided to go this route. Only the dome niche diehard EU fan liked the Vong. Majority of Star Wars fans (that were even aware of them) felt they didn't feel "Star Wars" at all.

And the name Githyanki was blatantly stolen from GRR Martin's fantasy race from Dying of the Light.

>They pick on nerds because nerds are weak.
Yep. Only somehow it feels worse than when I was a kid because now the bullies all have purple hair and act morally superior while kicking your teeth in.

>Majority of Star Wars fans felt they didn't feel "Star Wars" at all.

Apparently applicable to the Vong, the last Jedi, everything Lucas hasn’t touched, things Lucas has touched, etc

Purple hair is the hallmark of a sociopath.

he said there will be zero force/jedi shit right? i wonder how well these movies will do

How stupid are you? The githyanki were invented before the fat man even wrote that

>The fucking retarded space orcs that sounded like a faction from 40k
>CANON AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK! THEY GOT RID OF THE EU TO DELEGITIMATIZE DUMB SHIT LIKE THIS!

Helicopter sabers, hyperspace whales & lootcrates are canon now. What did you expect?

Their nothing like orcs and what's with all the CAPITALIZATION? Calm the fuck down

>Yuuzhan Vong are legitimate galactic-tier threat whose level of power makes sense, "First Order" are just a comically inept nonsensical "not empire" and nobody (even the writers) don't know why it exists.
>Sense of threat and stakes to conflict, as opposed to TFA's bland, harmless atmosphere
>Galaxy seems like a big community instead of a tiny street full of coincidences
>Chewie's death was a heroic sacrifice built up for ages and with meaningful consequences. Han's death in TFA was a shitshow everyone saw coming that was a spit int he face to the audience and just JJ copying Obi-wan in ANH
>Jacen Solo's powerups is somehow much less retarded than Rey being a master-level Jedi with no training
>Did a new thing with the setting (a truly alien outside race invading, republic & empire uniting, etc.) instead of just rehashing Episode 4 near scene-for-scene
>The new alien culture is well-developed and internally logical, as opposed to TFA's throaway gag races built up mostly so JJ could say "LOOK PRACTICAL EFFECTS XDDD"

A P O L O G I Z E

>"First Order" are just a comically inept nonsensical "not empire" and nobody (even the writers) don't know why it exists.

Read the books & comics instead of crying about the films not spoon feeding you every piece of background lore, dumbass.

>Johsons fucking Star Wars trilogy is about the vong
I would actually be hype for this because it would mean that its possible for nu-Wars to be saved by other EU lore

>JK Dark Forces II/Mysteries of the Sith
>JK Jedi Outcast
>JK Jedi Acadamy
GOAT Trilogy incoming

WOW can wait for this hack to write about how women understand the Vorg and save the universe from oppressive white males

I
AM
SO
HYPE

>They're nothing like orcs
They look like fantasy series orcs.

>Humanoid zerg that hit people with snakes

>no jedi
>no lightsabers
It's gonna fail

>get rid of the old EU, and all the great stuff in it
>bring back the one part almost all Star Wars fans hated

That would be so unfathomably stupid I actually believe Kathleen Kennedy would greenlight it, given her track record of bad decisions.

>It did something new!
It did something stupid and new.

>Read the books & comics instead of crying about the films not spoon feeding you every piece of background lore, dumbass.
You're the worst.

you shouldn't have to read 15 novels to get a basic explanation for what the main antagonist is in a star wars movie.

Wait
Are the Vong referred to in TLJ?

Their not remotely like orcs

>Pablo Hidalgo and Timothy Zahn in a planning session

horseshiiiiiiiiiit

star wars is dead...again

Fuck you guys. I liked NJO

>implying anonymous posts on Sup Forums aren't the most reliable source of all

Everything else is fake news.

They turned the sun sucker into a planet instead of a moving station, I think disney is that stupid

That's what nobody ever asked. So the nu-star sucks off its sun to make one shot... and now what? It just goes off like a rogue planet and you have to wait millions of years for it to come close to another star so you can fire another shot?

It won’t save anything. Johnson and Kennedy are still calling the shots

There's a vague comment in the TFA visual dictionary that implies that they can move Starkiller Base. They should have made it clear in the film though.

If it was true, it makes the last two movies even more useless. Why not just go straight for the Vong War ?
And what will the resistance with no ships, the republic with no ships and the FO with a handful of them could do against a galactic invasion ?
Hyperspace ram thousands of freighters ? Awwww. Its depressing. It could have been so good. There were so many possibilities. And now we are struck with that shitty nuwars.

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The Innermost Circle of the All-Highest were the most powerful members of the fictional race known as the Eddorians, the inhabitants of the planet Eddore, as described in the Lensman series of books written by E.E. Smith ("Doc" Smith). The Eddorians are portrayed as a very ancient race, who have developed their mental powers to a very high degree, and whose sole motivation, both individually and as a race, is the acquisition of power. Having fought among themselves for untold millennia, they have finally arrived at a situation where no Eddorian is powerful enough to destroy any other. The dozen or so individuals who are marginally more powerful than their fellows become the Innermost Circle, and the most powerful of all becomes known as the All-highest.

The Eddorians are a psychic dictatorial, power-hungry shapeless species from the planet Eddore in another universe where the laws of physics are different. They were attracted to this universe by the observation that the Milky Way and a sister galaxy, the Wolf-Lundmark-Melotte galaxy might be passing through each other. The Eddorians believed that this would result in the formation of billions of planets and the development of life upon them. Dominance over these life forms seemed to the Eddorians the logical course of action. This dominance isexercised on their behalf by a hierarchy of underling races. The Eddorians themselves are physically similar to various lower Earthly life-forms, reproducing by fission but by a process more similar to budding than to cell division, except that each being's memories are preserved. They are highly competitive, extremely long-lived, and almost impossible to kill

the leak/fan fiction post shown there
says it takes place long before episode 1.

there were ships that can alter gravity in the EU that could appear in future movies and effect the ability to hyperspace ram things. additionally, there is already the idea of tractor and repulsor forces that can effect ships that could effect ships in the future. Or maybe they purposely want people to not use huge ships that aren't made of smaller ships that can join together or break apart.

>TO DELEGITIMATIZE
lolno. They did it so their braindead quota hires in the storygroup can pull from something to repackage and resell as new.

Crazy theory guys but what if rian only did the last Jedi as a door into the starwars universe he did as he was told in hopes to tell the story he really wanted.

Now he’s got the new trilogy he always wanted and rians true genius will be unveiled

they want something besides the Sith for people to have conflict with long ago.

the Vong kind of look visually more like something from a LotR novel than previous Star Wars, but still have more advanced technology than LotR beings. people who are in conlict with the Vong might have something similar to this. they might visually appear, dress, and have architecture more like beings from LotR novels, but some or many might still have more advanced technology than many of the beings in LotR.

Maybe they could rip off or be inspired in some ways by the movie Dragonslayer. Disney made that to try to make something kind of like Star Wars, but in a LotR kind of setting.

Sidious even makes an appearance in Dragonslayer except he is playing a priest instead of a bad guy I think

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If bigly true, then it confirms a good post by an user yesterday talking about how JJ and Co are just shredding the EU and Frankensteining it back together with some cosmetic changes. They really are bottom of the barrel hacks, who can't stand the idea of someone else getting rightful credit for the stories. So they just steal them, file off the serial numbers and try to memory hole the original works. Shitty little auteur wannabes.

So will they invade the galaxy with like 5 ships and show the 20 people resistance band struggle to gain support?