Netflix's 'Bright' Is A Terrible Movie, So Please Don't Watch It

>(((Please Don't Watch It)))

Please Sup Forums do what this kind critic is telling you and don't watch the movie. You trust Forbes don't you user?

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Please don't watch it? well now I'm definitely going to, silly fucks.

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Stop spamming your shitty article Scott. God you're pathetic.

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if this is an ad for bright it is working

dgh

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I trust Forbes more than 14 year olds on Sup Forums who spend more time complaining about minorities existing than actually watching movies

Mainstream media has a hard on for this movie because of the portrayal of (((elves))).

>please don't watch it

Are critics supposed to say that?

>May I suggest Inglorious Basterds or another film with a more palatable theme..

>I trust critics
Room temperature IQ

trip faggot

minorities are a serious problem tho

Dont feed the fag. Hes been shitting all over "Bright" related threads. I wonder (((why))).

Minorities exist to such an extent that they're 93% of planet Earth's population

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

Wow haha this viral campaign for Bright sure is going to get Netflix a lot of money haha

That's like a box office of about 150M in the US alone with current ticket prices.

This movie was much better than suicide squad, I'm not sure why critics hate it so much, it was a fun movie

Do you think Netflix is paying critics ti skewer Bright to make audiences watch it out of spite?

Because the critical reaction is dumbfounding, I have never seen professionals get ANGRY at a mediocre movie before

It was on netflix instead of the theatre. Its in tgeir intetest to trash it

No, I think critics dislike it because it's bad. Which coincidentally is why it's on Netflix instead of in theaters.

It certainly has nothing to with the elves guild I assure you go-... human.

why do the Jews hate this movie?

>Critics dislike it because it's bad
>hottest thing streaming on Netflix
Whatcha doin rabbi?

Bad movies come out every day. The last time I remember seeing a critic riot like this was probably Waterworld 25 years ago. They're offended it exists.

>people are watching it therefore it's good
I don't think even you are this stupid.

>trusting the word of (((film critics))) over users who aren't pushing an agenda
Yeah, real stupid

He's right, it is terrible

This
Critics aren't LITTY enough to appreciate this RAUNCHY kino

>film critics are part of a jewish conspiracy to make me not watch a shitty Will Smith movie on Netflix that doesn't even directly make its makers any money when people watch it
Say this out loud please and think about your life.

I have no agenda, never heard anything about this movie prior, just watched on a whim and it's pretty decent. Have no clue why critics are saying this is horrible dirt? It's really original.

I just looked up this motherfucker

He gives a more positive review to Fembusters than to Blade Runner 2049

thanks Rock
>film says 2% of the population controls the remaining 98%
>(((Journalists))) flip ahit over the premise say it's the worst film imagineable
OOOHHH MOI GOWWWD ITS ANUDDA SHOAH

it names the (((elf)))

It's a fun movie despite all it's flaws and it has a great setting. Like Cronenberg said, 10-100$M midtier budget movies like this have been too long gone.
they are the elves

>what is reverse psychology
Idiots, they WANT you to watch the movie.
In order to beat them you need to do what the title of the article says and not watch it.

An ORIGINAL romp that will leave the audience with URINE STAINS on their clothes from having too much FUN

Jews acting in their own self interest is not a conspiracy. Gentiles who want to remain employed in the film industry act in their own self interest and say what their bosses want to hear

>I trust jews
Serves you right

>Sup Forums says watch a movie staring a minority
>listening to the jew that says not to
Oy vey

The critics are pushing an agenda but it has nothing to do with the Elf/Jew connection, the reason they are so mad and desperate Is simply because it’s a Netflix movie that’s doing really well and this poses a threat to the movie industry that makes so much money off of theaters, they can see that theaters are becoming obsolete and they are panicking, it’s just like mainstream news channels freaking out over being irrelevant and fighting tooth and nail not to die

Yet Rotten Tomatoes is willing to give OITNB a fucking 90+% rating every fucking season, BULLSHIT

Yes because we all know they show tv shows in the movie theaters

>it has nothing to do with jews
>the real reason is that jews are getting desperate because of their businesses failing
an oddly compelling argument. well, as long as we blame jews I'm okay with it

My point is there is no bias against Netflix production's except at the Oscars which is controlled by the studios
If the Netflix product is pushing a friendly agenda, they get behind it

Do people realize that Bright was written, directed and produced by Jews, and that Netflix is also partially owned and run by a ton of Jews?

Whether a film comes through the established studio-theater model or streamed by Netflix or similar avenues (Hulu, CBS All Access, Youtube, etc.), there are ample Jews (and a heck of a lot of others) making money.

>Sad Antisemites will need to avoid all television, movies and the internet

I never said it had nothing to do with the Jews, just that it had nothing to do with the Jew and elf connection

>implying after years of browsing this shithoke, Landis hasn't turned self deprecating juden and exposed the bike for his own financial gain

Pottery

elves detected

I mean Benjamin Netanyahu is literally Boss Jew but all of the biggest "refugees welcome let's ban guns communism hasn't been properly tried yet" etc. jews loathe him with a burning passion too

Actually, the original script by Landis was far worse than what you see in the film. A LOT was rewritten by Ayers.

Here's the original script.

drive.google.com/file/d/0B8f8GCZAhRX_WVBGXy1XSkdJZ1U/view

It's just as shit as Suicide Squad. Echo all you want but it won't make this a good movie.

mods are asleep, post elfs

It legitimately is a piece of shit.

Imagine that, a highly educated people like Jews don't hold monolithic political views, and just like everyone else, express a diversity of opinion on a host of issues.

Jews have historically ranged from some of the biggest communists and socialists to the most successful capitalists and captains of industry. The only common denominator seems to be that whatever the viewpoint or field, whether political, scientific, scholarly or anything else, Jews tend to be successful, even when faced with rabid discrimination. The myriad reasons for this are a subject for treatises, not a Sup Forums post.

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>post elves

I can watch movies and bitch about minorities at the same time just fine, go watch bright its not bad

Sup Forums consensus has been the best guide for me. I don’t even look at scores or trailers or read basic plot. I go in blind and it’s a great experience

No bias against netflix tv productions perhaps, but when has any Netflix movie ever come close to doing this well? Can you even name any of the other Netflix movies off the top of your head? I can only think of death note without using google

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fuck that psycho bitch

That Elba flick about early America

>Tfw watched it

Ironic how you say echo like everyone loves this movie on the internet. Critics are saying it's a horrible film. The only echo is the critics and articles saying it sucks and is a failure. It's a pretty solid movie and everyone else is missing it.

oh look more bait to talk about netflix garbage. Oh how controversial and unexpected. tvpol plz halp spam 300 threads about it hurr durr.

>please don't watch Bright

t. Egnor Amdír

Typical

did you just imply blackstar was a jew?

L E L
E . E
L E L

And his point is TV shows has no effect on theater ticket sales and RT faggot

>mfw enjoyed every second of it

Sup Forums isn't for intelligent posts

>tfw every review gives the impression they watched the first 15 minutes and then just assumed the rest of the plot

Seriously every single reviews main complaint is for some shit that happens at the beginning and almost never references the meat of the plot. What the fuck it's not even that long of a movie

lol if public perception changes that movies are better on netflix than theaters then they all stick with netflix instead

It's basically orcposting- the movie

movie critics were a mistake. I honestly only trust word of mouth from my friends for recommendations and if I want to read a review I write one myself

I'm starting to think this is some shareblue tier shilling of bright. Where are all the memes if it's so good?

Is Bright /ourmovie/?

I vote yes since (((they))) keep trying to shut it down.

lol you people are hilariously desperate to be fighting some vague shadowy forces
>TEH JOOZ CALLD MY MOOVEE BAD ITS PART OF THEIR PLAN

Silly user, the (((elves))) win either way.

Hi, Jewish journalist. Are you here to do "research" on how the alt-right Nazis are using Bright to further their ideology? The answer is yes.

Also you are female or an effeminate, weak male.

With Netflix going into the Blockbuster department now, are they going to add a new "no singles" policy to Netflix subscriptions?

Why do jews have so much ingroup bias while they try to stop everyone else from having ingroup bias?

It's not terrible; the main writer is very shitty and it shows with how there seems to be a chunk of context missing from the movie, but everything else is fault solid, overall a watchable 6/10

I don't trust any site I can't actually see without turning off ads.

i vote no because it sucked dick

You're probably jewish since you purposely misrepresent the case made against jews. If jews didn't push for diversity and have enormous ingroup bias while they did everything they could to decrease the ingroup bias of everyone else no one would care.

i already watched it :(

Also, good job calling Jewish control a "vague shadowy force". You really are a Jew, huh?

>The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”

Its may not the writers fault that there was no context. He may have actually included the context in the script but the filmmakers make have chosen not to include it. It happens all the time.

Yeah, the Jews are really hiding their religion in American society, no less Hollywood and the media.

Here's a piece of advice, consider that you are responsible for your own lack of success and advancement. If you believe a teeny tiny minority that has faced significant historical and contemporary discrimination can so easily manipulate and hold down your master race, maybe you're not the "master race" you think you are.

>Stay in school and work harder

>OY VEYYY STOP CALLING OUT JEWISH CONTROL OF THE MEDIA
>ITS ALL A COINCIDENCE

And nice mention of schooling. That confirms that you have a shitty bachelors in communications/journalism and you work at Buzzfeed or Huffpo. Poor Jew.

You're not making any arguments. Just personal insults. You argue like a jew. Lies, since you don't have the truth on your side.

He did make an argument.
The idea that an incredibly small minority group can control so much is absurd.

Using the disproportionate amount of Jews in certain industries as evidence of their 'control', is akin to the same argument black people make about whites. Both of which can be explained through culture and upbringing, rather than extreme nepotism/cronyism.

>shitty bachelors in communications/journalism

Sorry, I'm a practicing commercial litigation attorney

>You argue like a jew

Thanks for the flattery. It pays the bills quite nicely.

>The idea that an incredibly small minority group can control so much is absurd.
I never said they controlled everything. Of course not. Jews do have extreme nepotism though. You can see it everywhere in Hollywood. I don't really think there's anything wrong with nepotism, but jews actively suppress other peoples ingroup bias while they practice nepotism. That's what I object to. If jews just left other people alone I wouldn't mind them.

Being proud of sophistry is very jewish. You don't care about the truth. No point arguing with a larper.

>You can see it everywhere in Hollywood.
Is that inherent to Jews, or inherent to Hollywood which has a lot of Jewish people working there?
For example, Will Smith uplifted the careers of both his children despite one being a talentless hack. It seems like something at the core of the industry, rather than at the center of an ethnic group specifically.

Just keep in mind, other people also accuse WASPs of the same devious behavior, right down to the cronyism.

>Jews have in group bias
Cultural selection. Although Jews without in group bias would have assimilated to the local culture/religion or become none religious

>against other people having in group bias
Because the last time that happened the holocaust happened. They have a vested interest stopping tribalism and nationalism from arising because they are a distinct minority (thanks to their in group preferencing) and wealthy, which makes them prime targets when nationalist violence breaks out.