OH NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NO

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This can't be real.

*nods respectfully towards Rian*

I wait until it's on the internet for free

it is check his twitter

What the fuck is he doing?

*Rian respectfully tips his fedora back at you*

post yfw you still haven't seen it

Why would Disney make him do this though? TLJ was the highest grossing movie of the year, it made a billion dollars

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh nononononooooooo

>post yfw you still haven't seen it

twitter.com/rianjohnson/status/947023266857865217

AHAHHAHA

LOOK AT HIS BEG

AHHAAH

LOOK AT THIS SOYBOY DIRECTOR

I was gonna watch star wars but then I got high.

BTFO

Sup Forums BTFOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Not admitting that he just torrents the camrip

>Sup Forums
>middle aged
This place is filled with edgy teens that misspelled Sup Forums

Do Americans actually do this?

>kicked to 2nd place by JUMANJI after 18 days
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the energy's just right by weekend 3
if by just right he means most movies are put in the small theater by then

But Sup Forums told me Disney had tons of PR people who always advice on the good management of their products. How in hell did they let that slip?

Yes. Coming to your village soon.

>It's 50% now
Pathetic.

>when it gets to 49% it automatically goes Rotten

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soy wars btfo

How do you fuck up Star Wars? How will this guy ever get work again when he fucks up a moneymaking franchise?

>when he fucks up
>he
He was an incompetent monkey with a loaded gun. Disney are the ones who put the bullets in the chamber and gave it to him.

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>spanish
>it's brazil territory
>feathers are portugal's colors

spen was there too retard

Not for very long

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i haven't seen a single of the nu-wars flicks
a reminder that everything after empire was a shameless cash grab

>you got subverted so it's good
Oh god people actually think this

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how do i get kuruminha gf

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Don't let Kathleen Kennedy and her executive crew get out alive either. Everyone involved in Lucasfilm and those overseeing that division deserve all the blame.

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feels good man

Went and saw it tonight for the 2nd time, and guess what, the theater was sold out. Keep trying to pretend this isn't a success though.

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Saw it last night, maybe 30 people

>mfw when when refuse to watch Disney movies on principal
If only everybody else wasn't so retarded

i learned my lesson after inside out.
WHAT A SHIT MOVIE REEEEEE

Joke or serious? If serious, source please?

nice try rian

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Imagine making a star wars movie so bad everyone hates it and instead of manning up and accepting that fact you double down with thinly veiled damage control that makes you look immensely pathetic.

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based nrl autist neet

Me in the middle

Do you think he knew already by then he had made a mistake?

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>This audience score is just a signficant part of the audience giving a low rating because they didn't enjoy it.
Okay.

Look at his eyes, those are the eyes of a man who is dead inside

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I'll get it torrented soon

The Mouse just gave him literal Billions of dollars (with a B), while his artistic vision was shat upon by a hanta virus ridden rodent. Mistake? Not for me to say

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Haven't seen Rogue One or any super hero movie from the past five years.

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Jesus H Christ

I did, but I bought a ticket to a different movie and movie hopped. Those kikes arent getting a single shekel for character assassinating Luke Skywalker

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>"Make my IP less valuable than when you purchased it and I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine"

BASED WHITE MAN

Played (((them))) like fools

Even then i still won't watch it. I'm gonna look at some battle clips on youtube but thats it. I've heard enough shit about the movie i don't need to waste my time on it.

the movie isn't terrible, but there are a whole lot of valid complaints. I'm not even going into them. Solid 5/10. maybe 49/100.

What a fucking cuck

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post yfw you paid money to see it

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Don't give money to people who hate you.

A simple rule to live by, but a good one.

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>haven't seen rogue one or tlj

I'm American and old, and the only movie I've been to with an intermission was The Right Stuff, whenever that was. So, no.

That pic existed well before he sold. Star Wars weekends at Disneyworld have been a thing for years. Star Tours opened in the 80s.

That was like 83 or something I reckon
You're old as fuck gringo

B A S E D

Just looked it up
Yup
83

I haven't seen anything but the OT.

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Is this real life?

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My local kinoplex in the UK does this but sells booze, only one screen through

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Makes me glad that my hype levels never go beyond cautiously optimistic

>giving money to the Mouse
lol

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I'm the mogwai.

mfw

He's not totally wrong. That's just about the time it starts being acceptable to go, it's when movies stop being totally packed. Only thing he's off on is that it's better to go on a weekday instead of the weekend. It's especially true for movies like tlj that are released in December when school is out, people are trying to get off work, and theaters are more packed. Just wait till sometime in January to see December movies and your life will be better

I saw the webm's, I've seen enough.

Literally the only reason to see a "big movie" like this in the cinemas is for the social experience. The movie itself isn't worth shit so don't bother going if you're not going when it's packed.