State of Sup Forums

Sup Forums is dead. Threads pop up with a few replies or retarded shitposts then it sits for a few hours until someone posts or it gets archived. Why is that threads are that engaging anymore? It takes literal 10/20 minutes for certain replies and even then the thread may have 50+ replies but each one has a 5/10 minute post time. I can make a thread with no replies and last a solid hour before it gets archived.

What gives?

what did you think of Star Wars though?

now this nigga fuckin gets it

>such a kino film staring a great new cast leading Star Wars into the modern era of equal rights for women, step aside white jedi’s, a new dawn is here

wait what

>capeshit comes out
>Sup Forums has 100 threads at a time about it for days, unrelated discussion to capeshit is rendered impossible
>in the one month gap from Capeshit Flick #17 and Starshit Anthrology Joint #33, all discussion is retards salivating over 3 second teaser teaser trailers

This place is truly a time loop in Hell

HOW

SELFQUOTING IS THE NEXT BIG MEME

>derailed but cool
>absolute state of Sup Forums

whoa

Yes that is how Sup Forums works

BREH

Yep
That's why boards like Sup Forums are only good for gamethreads anymore, where a new post is every few seconds. Sitting around waiting for replies to a thread is grating, which is why shitposts are so popular here. Everyone knows they're going to get replies, so everyone clicks on them.

>Sup Forums is dead
THEN SHOW ME IT'S BODY

It’s a pretty big body...

>make a thread about a movie you've just seen
>0 replies
>make a thread about star wars or capeshit or twitter screencap or racebaiting news article or interracial porn or anything with black people or women
>500 replies, click to view
Thanks moot.

ayo waymennit

Sup Forums used to be a slow board. You all ruined it

Slow? Explain oldfag

You used to be able to keep a thread open and reply sporadically for at least an entire day, if not two. Now the only threads that last more than a day are the cancerous generals

Start replying to every thread that isnt garbage and maybe others will too. That wont happen though god doesnt smile upon us anymore.