Give this man a television show

Give this man a television show.

i'm glad he's carried on being a smart aleck asshole despite protests from both reddit and Sup Forums.

Twitter really helled me realize that hes kind of a fucking idiot.

Really made me think huh

Christians BTFO

>makes simple dad joke shitposts
>Sup Forums alt-righters go on a ranting soggy-diapered tirade
like clockwork

He fucking makes his tweet every year, worded almost exactly the same. He does this shit with all of his factoids

Neil deGrasse Tyson will always be a second-tier fake scientist.

Fuck that ear biting motherfucker. He's a disgrace to the sport of boxing.

go make another blacked thread cuck

Is it meant to carry an astronomical significance?

Not that anybody asked, but the Gregorian Calendar is a Calendar and not a Sheep or a Truck at all.

I don't understand, is he wrong? Could you put a tiny bit more effort into your low effort shitposting?

lol look at you
how can you be so pathetic
have a little more self respect lol
i bet you cant even make eye contact with yourself in the mirror

>dumb nigger states obvious
>retard who just learned something defends him
like clockwork

APOLOGIZE

>Makes utterly irrelevant and bizarre statements that would put Karl Pilkington to shame

>Sup Forums laughs at redditors who hold him up an example of wisdom or intelligence

>laughs
fucking lol you piss yourself with impotent rage every tweet

>I don't understand

Oh it shows brainlet, it shows.

Should've known this the second you saw his dindu face

DAYS ARE MADE OF 24 HOURS
HOURS ARE MADE OF 60 MINUTES
MINUTES ARE MADE OF 60 SECONDS

Is he wrong?

No.

Here, I'l give it a spin and you tell me if I'm an intellectual giant;

>Not that anybody asked, but orange. Cats don't do calculus.

How'd I do?

>Twitter really helled me realize that hes kind of a fucking idiot
>implying

As opposed to a first-tier fake scientist like Nye.

Eh?

So no holocaust laws?

Well duh. The calendar was made based on EARTHLY EVENTS.

BLACK SCIENCE MAN

I LOVE HIM

seek help

>he says, while getting mad because a black guy with a job has a twitter and tells bad jokes
alt-rights are just as bad as any leftie

If you gave garfield a chance he probably could.

If his tweets trigger you so much, why not just unfollow him?

>Not that anybody's asked, but Christmas Day is a cosmically arbitrary event, and doesn't affect ovulation at all.

Do I get an AMA now?

thanks for the (You)

Not that anybody's asked, but Garfield is actually a drawing of a cat, and not a real cat. Dishwashers, bicycle and softball.

Truly I am black genius.

So fucking based

I bet he is a blast at parties.

Not that anybody asked but you're a faggot

>he thinks the alt-right exists

lamo @ you're life

(You)s are meaningless, if you feel you achieved something simply for getting someone to reply to you on the internet where all it takes is 3 seconds of anonymous typing, you're mistaken.

Just go back to jerking off in your shart stained thongs you leftist fucking freaks. Don't you have some BBC's to be spamming?

Well he does roofie bitches

Uh oh, looks like the reddit got triggered. Look at this poor pissbaby, can't handle the bantz.

this

I'm really warming up to him, now that everyone stopped sucking his dick

>having a society based on facts and evidence
>evidence says black people are not smart as a whole.
good idea Black Science Man

>all policy shall be based on the weight of evidence
>jews eventually get massacred

the real quote is

"Half the humans are women, so I think half the scientists should be women"

we can debate biological mental ability between the sexes or forced diversity in fields, but dont mislead people faggot

>All policy shall be based on the weight of evidence

Racist, transphobic scum. I hope Bill Nye beats his ass into the ground.

>YOU ARE MAD! I KNOW IT, YOU ALT-RIGHT NEO NAZI Sup ForumsKEKS PAID BY PUTIN ARE SO MAD YOU ARE PROBABLY CRYING IN YOUR FILTHY MANCAVES

>Don't mislead people

Both statements are equally stupid.

funny how triggered you were you had to respond and find a reaction pic to mask your feelings lol

You just admitted that you've warmed up to him because he's less popular among a site you might frequent. The contrarianism going on here is sick.

Stormtards are so clinically braindead, I wonder if its genetic

>bill nye the paedophile looking guy

They're honestly worse because they completely lack self-awareness.

That you haven't yet realized everyone's a fucking idiot on twitter means you're kind of an idiot.

>Its another Destiny gets caught grooming a child to be pedophiled episode.

Twitter in general has helped me realize that I don't care about 99% of anyone's opinions

>I LIEK BLACK SMART MAN

>STOP RESPONDING TO ME YOU FILTHY WHITE SUPERMACIST, YOU GOT BTFO SO HARD LOOOOL

Oh it's another left can't meme episode

>make simple statement about how people get so bent out of shape over literally nothing (black guy with a twitter, ooooh scary)
>everyone proceeds to get bent out of shape over comment
hahaha
rightlets are so pathetic

you mad as fuck. Stop projecting your fantasies

>critical theorist tier comments
>dad jokes
you dad was a kike bro

no, they are not equally stupid. One is much MUCH more stupid because women are not as physically capable as men. Whether or not women are just as capable intellectually in the field of science as men, or if forced diversity in fields is neccesary for the betterment of humanity in the long run is, no matter what side of those you stand on, entirely different and much more nebulous topics

>everyone who hates jews is a german shill

>waaah don't insult da Jews, mommy they are being mean again

seriously, why is it that everything a Sup Forums faggot gets btfo by an ms paint comic they cry "the left can't meme"? That phrase is seriously the whistle that you got utterly destroyed by a poor drawing

tl;dr LOL

you're right, even worse, larping as germans because they aren't white enough themselves

calm down reddit

That image is exactly right though. Rightlets completely lack any self-awareness.

The current state of Germany is anything but white desu

Is this tweet real?

>All policy shall be based on the weight of evidence.

I thought this guy was smart

>HAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING RIGHTLETS ARE SO MA-

haha you are losing it more and more
your images describe yourself so perfectly
more proof that rightlets are exactly like lefties: they always project

all that happened is a black guy tweeted and you're still this mad about it lol

Only virgins believe in horseshoe theory

So basically a woman accusing a man of mansplaining would be illegal? Where do I sign?

>tfw getting out of Racial IQ Differences class when the bell rings just in time for 2 Genders Studies
>Climate Change class cancelled because not enough "weight of evidence"

WOMEN EXIST TO MAKE SANDWICHES AND GIVE BLOWJAYS

>let's force people into fields regardless of talent

What could go wrong, good luck when shekisha needs to do an operation on someone you care about

>dude if you don't agree with my far-right zero-self-awareness pseudo-leftie views then you must be a centrist
brainlets need not apply

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHTLETSSSSS ARGHAAAAAAAAAA

Why are we like this

why advertise to me how upset you are
i already know, thanks for sharing lol

>Just in time for my Right wingers have on average lower IQs class, and people with low childhood intelligence tend to grow up to have racist and anti-gay views

Stop getting angry when people you don't like say dumb things on irrelevant social media and you'll get more enjoyment out of life.

So jews are just as bad as darkies?

reddit gets triggered when you make fun of black science man

>If you ignore them they'll go away

If you ignore them they'll have their way, look at videogames and comics, they killed both. They killed tv, they killed journalism, they couldn't kill movies because they were already dead because of capeshit.

STOP POLICING INTERNET SHITPOSTING YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD

no germans are

I'm just giving you advice on how to not be so angry and feeble all the time. You can straighten your shit out, it's possible. There are more important things to get worried about than a black guy making dumb pithy observations in 140 characters or less.

I just get so caught up in the heat of the moment. I'm sure practicing mindfulness and taking a break will help.

>RIGHTLETS BTFO, LOL THEY SO MAD RIGHT NOW

NOT THAT ANYONE ASKED

BUT I WILL SHIT ON THIS FAGGOT AS I PLEASE

>when you break someone's brain on the internet
some people need to just breathe

Fine, but you're willfully remaining an inferior version of the you you could be.

And you always take the high ground, hmm?

nigger is wrong.
New year's day is aligned to the equinoxes, which are true astronomical events. If you think "new year" can be arbitrarily chosen you're wrong. it has to occur at a point in time where the equinoxes have meaning.