He must have had a pretty big dick, right?

He must have had a pretty big dick, right?

He does user. Question is, who's bigger? Fassy or Hammy?

>charismatic
>quiet
>mysterious
>stern father figure
>tall dark and handsome

the big dick wasn't even necessary

...

In all honesty it's not that big. Maybe 3" flaccid. It could grow into a monster-cock or something, but with all the hype I thought it'd be bigger.

very likely a shower
erect size is all that matters

Honestly you're probably right. Otherwise why let it hang and show it to everyone, especially when it's not a 7" flaccid? He's probably a shower with a 3.5" flaccid that uses it to create a meme that he's a Thundercock. I doubt he's above 5" erect.

Pretty smart move though desu.

probably pretty girthy too

>tfw all of these
>but the tfw also a 6"x5" bonepressed dicklet
FML.

TFW:
>charismatic
>quiet
>mysterious

But only 5"9...

Honestly I'd give up personality and looks to be one of those goofy dumb tall mother fuckers.

Never understood how a tall person could have confidence issues.

Being tall is life with cheat-codes on.

You can be tall and a dicklet. That makes the already small dick look fucking tiny.

You still need a big dick. That's what i am lacking and it eats me up every day that i won't be able to make women lose their mind in ecstasy and fuck big assed girls with it.

This user gets it.

>tfw wanked it many times to the thought of getting fucked by him

>dark
You got that right

Fucking this. I'm 6'1" with 6" and proportions make it look meh

fuck me daddy

>666

aw shit
But really, why would anyone put their dick sideways

>89% of women like men with a tan
Shocking. Truly shocking.

>tfw Med
>tfw you have the pink skin of an Englishman
It...hurts...

Same (I'm about 1,86 m though, so between 6'1" and 6'2"). Mine also is curved, at about 60 degrees, so it looks tiny. At least I didn't get Jewed so I have my foreskin and lots of bulging veins, which makes it look girthier.

Why is God so cruel, user?

>>>/leftypol/

someone get the ruler out for the bottom right pic

>insecure shower detected
No actual Big Dickers let it hang like that. It obviously doesn't get bigger after an erection, so he overcompensates. Sad, really.