He must have had a pretty big dick, right?
He must have had a pretty big dick, right?
He does user. Question is, who's bigger? Fassy or Hammy?
>charismatic
>quiet
>mysterious
>stern father figure
>tall dark and handsome
the big dick wasn't even necessary
...
In all honesty it's not that big. Maybe 3" flaccid. It could grow into a monster-cock or something, but with all the hype I thought it'd be bigger.
very likely a shower
erect size is all that matters
Honestly you're probably right. Otherwise why let it hang and show it to everyone, especially when it's not a 7" flaccid? He's probably a shower with a 3.5" flaccid that uses it to create a meme that he's a Thundercock. I doubt he's above 5" erect.
Pretty smart move though desu.
probably pretty girthy too
>tfw all of these
>but the tfw also a 6"x5" bonepressed dicklet
FML.
TFW:
>charismatic
>quiet
>mysterious
But only 5"9...
Honestly I'd give up personality and looks to be one of those goofy dumb tall mother fuckers.
Never understood how a tall person could have confidence issues.
Being tall is life with cheat-codes on.
You can be tall and a dicklet. That makes the already small dick look fucking tiny.
You still need a big dick. That's what i am lacking and it eats me up every day that i won't be able to make women lose their mind in ecstasy and fuck big assed girls with it.
This user gets it.
>tfw wanked it many times to the thought of getting fucked by him
>dark
You got that right
Fucking this. I'm 6'1" with 6" and proportions make it look meh
fuck me daddy
>666
aw shit
But really, why would anyone put their dick sideways
>89% of women like men with a tan
Shocking. Truly shocking.
>tfw Med
>tfw you have the pink skin of an Englishman
It...hurts...
Same (I'm about 1,86 m though, so between 6'1" and 6'2"). Mine also is curved, at about 60 degrees, so it looks tiny. At least I didn't get Jewed so I have my foreskin and lots of bulging veins, which makes it look girthier.
Why is God so cruel, user?
>>>/leftypol/
someone get the ruler out for the bottom right pic
>insecure shower detected
No actual Big Dickers let it hang like that. It obviously doesn't get bigger after an erection, so he overcompensates. Sad, really.