Cast an Overwatch film. Pick a director and stuff too

Cast an Overwatch film. Pick a director and stuff too.

Idrials Elba as Hanzo

Fucking stop with Sup Forumseddit threads no one cares about your normie kiddy garbage game you fucking RETARD

no

>shitty franchise
>shitty (((artists))

got the perfect guy for you

Steven Colbert as himself

mia malkova should be in it

Dunno who that is.

Mia Malkova as Mercy
Jason Brown as DoomFist
Manuel Ferrara as McCree
Rocco Siffredi as Soldier 76
Mila Jade as D'va
Ron Jeremy as Torbjorn
James Deen as Genji
Evan Stone as Junkrat
Mia Khalifa as Pharah
Bruce Venture as Reaper
If Priya Rai is still available then she could be Ana or Sym I don't know any other indians/egyptians in porn
Widowmaker is going to be hard to pick cause she's already delicious looking as a character.
idk about the rest

>all these literally whos

I don't know em all, but I recognised enough to guess that these are all pornstars.

Overwatch is reddit:the game

>James Deen as Genji

What the fuck with this whitewashing in 2018??? No, make all the men black or I ain't paying for shit.

ye. anyways cont.
Tsubakiori Satomi as Mei
Christy Mack can pull off a Sombra with the hairstyle she already has, but she got beat up face so idk anymore.
Rico Strong as Winston
Keni Styles as Hanzo
Dredd/Jason Luv as Lucio

Cast the leftovers will ya

Directed by Christopher Nolan

>any generic kpop girl
thats a little too true user. bitches have too much plastic surgery there

Why do you pick an Asian for Mei but some random white girl as D.Va?

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LET THE REDDIT HIT THE FLOOR

Reinhardt.

Mila Jade is white? Did you put your glasses on user?

missing doomfist and moira (and orisa, but i think she should get the bastion/winston/zenyatta treatment)

pretty good
but I dont like maskusumting as mcree

>not terry crews as doomfist
Get out of here

Tumblr to play all roles.

Seriously why did you make this thread? OW does not have a story.

>Phara a jew
>hajo a korean
>McBrgers that 56% fag
hhahahah

Reminder that Jewish people exist in the Overwatch universe.

>does not have a story
>not watching the youtube kino clips for each character

>Gal as Pharah
You fucked up.

Why is she so perfect, bros?

>Redditwatch

I don't give 2 shits about this, but Mercy is my Waifu for Laifu. I can't explain why.

The cavalry’s here Sup Forums.

if mercy is your waifu then why are you posting a fan art of her instead of her 3d model

>not as Winston

Because it's Christmas and Christmas Mercy is cuter.

RDA in his prime would have been perfect for Soldier76. Now he’s a White Roadhog.

I know the """"joke"""" you're trying to make here but Idris is too thin to play someone like Winston who Tracer affectionately refers to as "big guy." Idris would be a good McCree.

Kek

the entire update dev team is filled with sjw (the original crew were alright but they have all moved onto other games in blizz now)

So this movie would never get made because it wouldn't be possible to cast idris in every role

An old, grizzly, larger than life Austrian? I wonder who could play such a character.

HotS team is pretty based. Big Delicious Asses: The game.

I'd prefer Sawyer

There's a few I disagree with but overall this isn't bad. Rein should be older and I'm not sold on Vinnie or Felicity Jones (Jenna Coleman for Tracer btw). Gone Girl as Mercy is perfect though.

>big guy

Hmmm I wonder who would be suitable for such a role

>casting a non-egyptian as Pharah

You fucked up

And Aidan Gillen as Moira so they can be reunited again.

>ethnocentric casting
Don't you have some whining about Aladdin to do over on Tumblr?

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Ever get that feeling

This, I was going to call him out but realized the spoiler image is obviously a trollface.

Who?

Tracer, duh!

Who though?

Matt Damon.

overwatch is the reddit version of tf2

The Ana choice is spot on.

is this a joke

Wow Sup Forums really has gone reddit

Who is she?

Keep it CGI. Get the people that did the warcraft movie to make it. use the same voice actors. use any actor that has the right body size and shape to mocap. voice actors will face mocap.

>Get the people that did the warcraft movie to make it.
Those people made an absolutely terrible casting choice for Gul'dan so I don't know if that's the best idea.

No idea why they didn't just use the voice actors from the games for the CGI characters in Warcraft. Instead they did some stunt casting bullshit. Granted, Daniel Wu did do the mocap for Gul'dan and he's good at stunts, but he was not the right choice for his voice.

>>shitty franchise
Fuck off TFag

Idris Elba as mercy.

You know women would fill up cinemas.

t. TFcuck

Wu is great faggot

Fuck off, Valvecuck

That dude is way too bulky to play Junkrat. And Vinnie Jones is way not fat enough to play Roadhog.

Del Toro

So it doesn't get made.

Literally worse than capeshit

He is clearly soldier 77

No, don't get me wrong, he is great. I love him in Into the Badlands. But he was a shitty fucking Gul'dan. His voice had no power to it.

John Williams directing.
Alan Silvestri for music.
Terry Crews as Doomfist
Tom Cruise as Soldier 76
Penelope Cruz as Sombra
Rachael Leigh Cook as Tracer
Kristen Bell as Mercy (I can't think of a blonde actress who is cute enough and tall enough)
John Rhys-Davies as Torbjorn
Seth Rollins as Reaper
John Bodega as Winston

I'm out of ideas.

Fuck you, I like the way hotel rooms look.

John Williams, the composer? As a director? How does that work?

kys TFcuck

My idea is that he knows so many directors that we'd get the best of all of them.

It would be cool if it worked that way but by that logic Ryan Gosling would be an amazing director.

Genevieve O'Reilly as Moira

Name a better choice.

We could have them both direct, I'd be down.

turn back time and cast him as Rein

Tilda Swinton

Not even Irish.

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Composer: Clint Mansell

Prove me wrong.