>nice setting
>cool heroes
>sadfu
>one of the best 1vs1 fights in cinema
Why is Troy so great?
my only gripe is that Helen is meh tier when sadfu is better and Andromache(Saffron Burrows) was the best of them all.
also
>Year of Our Lord MMXVIII
>still no Odissey movie with Sean Bean
>rating that stroke-faced bong over Diane fucking Kruger in her absolute prime
You utter faggot, I shit on your thread
HEEECTOOOOOOOORRR
Pretty much everything with prime Brad Pitt is kino
I wonder how would realistic take on Odissey's adventures look like.
I'll never understand amerimutts obsession with blondes
blondes are shit tier
sadfu in her prime was way prettier than Diane
I liked Hector(Eric Banna) better
The dialouge can be corny (especially the Akhilles lines) but the overall film is great. They don't make them like that anymore.
Blondes are rare. That's it for the majority of the world. For me, a South Euro, it's because they're even more rare here. I see brunettes, ravens and gingers constantly, but blondes? Very rarely. So they're naturally my fetish.
>Year of Our Lord MMXVIII
>le erin sean meme meme
yikes
The white guy starts masturbating when he sees all the real men flirt with his wife.
>blondes are rare
what shit tier part of the US are you from?
it was before hollywood revealed its true agenda with no fear
>tfw there was an era of "history" epic movies before capeshit took over
You cant make an Odyssey movie with Sean Bean as Odysseus, since the character is supposed to survive.
hol up
I'm a south Euro and Gingers > Raven Hair > Brunettes > Blondes
I thought " blonde " amerimutts just dyed their hair. and majority of them are just brunettes
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>They don't make them like that anymore.
Because they tend to do that well on the box office
kek. I wouldn't mind if they retconned it to have him die in the end, as long as they actually made it.
You aren't fooling anyone Poseidon
Who would win in a fight, Sup Forums?
I... literally said I'm a South Euro user.
>so this is the power of
>the 56%
Well, whatever floats your boat user.
>anglos appropriating a greek epic
Well the story was rushed and disapointing. Too "american". But brad pitt was a very convincing achilles, even though achilles shoyld avtually be extremly young in the illiad
>Pitt
>same as the book
>vs
>WHO?!
>Negro
Jee user, I wonder...The FOKIN BBC is gonna rape that whiteboi.
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The early 2000s was so fucking great for large scale historical movies
>kingdom of heaven
>gladiator
>troy
>the last samurai
i also kinda want to include lotr even though its fantasu
Forgot 300.
>Why is Troy so great?
It really isn't. It lacks heart and soul - which in turn makes it distant and unapproachable.
Niggers are only good for one thing; running (away) and nothing else.
No matter how hard the kikejewpigs in Hollywood want to portray niggers as capable and badasses, they will forever remain good for nothing niggers.
wtf i love movies now
also Alexander The Great, Master and Commander, even Saving Prvate Ryan and so on... One could even put LOTR in there because is basically medieval stuff with fantasy elements.
It's probablly just an laziness issue. Why would someone make a movie where you have to craft sets, weapons, armours, teach actors to horseriding etc while you can make a movie in a green room. Even fucking Peter Jackson got lazy and the product was The Hobbit.
There are so many great history events that would make a great movie like example:
en.wikipedia.org
But you would make muslims angry and this will never be made.
Kek, dubs confirm who is behind that post.
>Around gods call the mods
what is the blue and the white thing in their hands?
What the fuck was poida doing in ancient greece?
Sad that we only get quip infested marvel and disney movies nowadays
>attempting the odyssey with no supernatural elements
the patrician choice
>Alexander was trash
>Gladiator was meh
>Kingdom of heaven was only good once the directors cut came out
>Most people say that Troy was meh as well
it isn't
>why is troy so great
it's not, it's a disgrace to true history
agamemnon wasn't murdered by a random troyan whore, he was murdered by his wife when he got home
menelaus made it back home safe with his wife
The troyans were positively portrayed while the greeks were portrayed like barbarians
The film is anti-greek propaganda
One wonder if the spirit of Dante took over the director.
>disgrace to history
>calling the Trojans 'Troyans'
christ.
the Illiad is not pro-greek either
it's mostly a critic on Fate and the powerlessness of mortals towards it and also Hector as the soul of Troy
You want him to call them Turks instead?
civilization
but greeks are shit
I don't know who is worse with their we wuz, the anglos or the nordics.
>There are GREEKS dying.
They called themselves "greeks" in that time?
I doub it. They would call themselves hellenes or spartans, athenians..
t.Tyrone
Considering that the forces that invaded Troy came from all over the place while fighting a single enemy then chances are they would call themselves Greeks
The term "Greek", and it's greek counterpart obviously, didn't exist at the time.
Plus, the only major civilization at the time was the mycenean one, so they could call themselves that.
>a disgrace to true history
>the illiad
I bet you think the Bible is factual too.
t. t*r d k
>It lacks heart and soul - which in turn makes it distant and unapproachable.
If this was the only criticism you could come up with, it's pretty damn good
>Are the Greeks tired of fighting each other?
They were united by the same language, religion and culture. And, in the beginning, you see Agamemnon trying to be the king of all Greeks and to rule the Aegean Sea.
>The troyans were positively portrayed while the greeks were portrayed like barbarians
It's almost like the actual Iliad where Hector is the good guy fighting for his country and Achilles is a mad man looking for glory.