Michael Bay

Why can't he make a single good fucking movie?

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Armageddon is one of the greatest movies of ALL time.

He can make many good movies. That you think you're too high and mighty for them is another tale.

Who was in the wrong here?youtube.com/watch?v=1Nsz2PfSInA

he makes Michael Bay movies that are good if you like Michael Bay movies

Armageddon and The Rock are both great fun, fucking stupid, but great fun.

Why? Because you're an underaged faggot whose first Bay film was Transformers 2.

That's why.

Pain & Gain was great.

Why haven't you seen The Rock?

You are to plebeian to get into Bayhem

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Bad Boys 3 when based Bay?

Retard

Pain and Gain is fun as hell

Because he's too busy making great ones

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Only soyboys hate Baykino.

Kys. He is /our guy/.
Based Bay. Baykino. This is now a Baykino thread.

Baykino

I hate his movies but he's excellent at what he sets out to do.

Soon son. Now I am free from Transformers and I can make KINO. Galidor KINO is coming soon.
I wanted to direct Star Wars IX but my friend J.J. got the job. Maybe I will direct the Kenobi spin off.

Because he doesn’t want to he’s said he aims to make a commercialised product

Unironically if you complain about Michael Bay you’re a redditor

I want to direct a Dragon Ball movie. Is it ok Sup Forums?

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>Galidor
Despite my hatred of non-traditional lego, my Gorm deluxe toy (with the launcher thing) was a really, really fun figure.

more like michael GAY

follow your dreams

GENERAL

WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' MONEY

Kys


Are you ready for my new KINO Sup Forums?
P.S. I'm involved into the new Star Trek movie.

I always do. I have the heart of a 18 year old. And the mind of a child.

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If I directed EP IX I would've make Rey and Kylo fuck on screen. R Rated Star Wars KINO by Me,Michael Bay soon.

This, the rock is pure kino

Thanks.

Gotta make some KINO Sup Forums,ideas?

because you're a pleb that believes everything you read on reddit

What superhero movie would you like to work on? Neil Gaiman's Sandman would be great in Bay style

this guy is like a more intelligible Tommy Wiseau

I would like to make a Deathstroke R rated movie. Maybe Power Ranger too.

>PriestStroke
>by Bay
Gimme that KINO.

bad boys and the rock are among the best action movies ever made. pain & gain is literally oe of the best movies of the decade. kys

michael bay's DUNE when?
michael bay's PASCHENDALE when?
michael bay's ROBOCALYPSE when?

Soon...

Don’t forget Terra the sex addict Bay.

>Deathstroke The (KINO) Terminator

I still rewatch Transformers every once in awhile. It's got some cringe moments, but Bumblebee's Arrest and Mission City are fantastic.
He's better than Cameron and Nolan

Ok. Terra and Slade will have sex on screen and explosions in the background. !y friend Steve Jablonsky will make all the soundtrack.

Michael Bay is /ourguy/.
I can see why people dislike his Transformers movies, but at least to me they're less offensive than what they have done to Star Wars, Star Trek or Alien.

Also Sup Forums should love Transformers.
>Women sex objects in every move
>promotes heterosexuality
>white male lead roles

SJWs must HATE him

Thanks. Don't be afraid I'm going to make Star Wars,Trek and Alienand Predator KINO again. I need Izzy in them though...

I want to make a better world. Fuck SJWs!

You're not MB, fuck off

bay is definitely /ourguy/ but bruckheimer is /ourguy/ even more. based bruckheimer needs to produce baykino as long as he lives.

You are a BIG GUY.

>Sup Forums loves Bay because critics and normalfags hate him
For fuck's sake.

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Bay is Jewish though.

Cut the bullshit. Explain to me how Pain & Gain isn't a good movie.

Bay has more the heart and look of a white male than any Jew.

I know this is hard pill to swallow but you have to face the truth that Bay has made more good movies than Cameron.

the man made more kino than nolan. he made more kino than post-casino scorsese and 21st century spielberg combined

Name those KINO then and explain how they are kino? I hate the white protagnoistgsw.

/our guy/

>A Jew saves the white race
Miracles!

it is, and it will be regarded as such in the coming years

it's the Bay equivalent of a Coen brothers movie

Superior Iron Man movie by Bay when?!

The Rock
Bad Boys 1 and 2
Pain and Gain
13 Hours
Armageddon

What does Cameron have? Terminator? Aliens? Abyss? True Lies? And i'm being fucking charitable here by only counting his directing work. If i included producing then Bay would completely leave James in the dust. Even Bigelow made more good movies than Cameron.

Yeah, but he's not thin-skinned faggot like Spielberg

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

pain & gain is pure mann aesthetics-tier kino

Truly /our guy/
He wants the white females to be banged by white males.

Only reddít hates him

Noooooooooooo! He was supossed to make the balcks master race bang the whiter femis!

Michael Bay is unironically one of the most underappreciated filmmakers of our time. They hate him because his films are unapologetically masculine.

Michael Bay's movies are stupid but I can't help but like him because he's a pure Chad

The only reason people give him shit is because he supports the troops, Fast and Furious does the same bullshit his movies do and yet nobody complains about them

With each Transformers movie he sexualizes younger and younger girls and nobody gives a fuck cuz ultimately the audience for those movies probably want to do the same thing

He's a man who knows his audience and makes movies for them and doesn't give a fuck about anything else

He is white's race savior

Sup Forums for sure loves this racist scum. I hate Michael Bay!

How can one man be so based?

T.Amuriburger

>reading about elephants, thinking about conservation
>see this thread
>look up michael bays filmography
>Untitled Elephant Poaching Documentary
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this

Came to post this.
The Bad Boys movies are pretty ok too

Elephant Baykino when?

/our gay/
Terminator R Rated Reboot by Michael Bay when?

This. Cameron gtfo.