Watch british porn

>watch british porn

>OH YA' YA' YA'
>OH FOCK
>OH MY FOCKIN GOSH
>OH YA' FOCK MY ARSE

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>Brit porn
>man is over 50
>woman is overweight or very tall

why the fucj

Only two types
The toothy bar slag with a paunch
Or the turboslut with tattoos and methed out eyes

>Irish porn

>Right down yer ficking throwt
>Oh fick me fick me

>Irish porn
>both "actors" are confused on how to pickpocket the other one while they're naked

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>Scottish porn
>lemme churn yer Haggis

>watching Scottish porn
>OH AYE, AHL NOB YER FOOKIN ARSE LASSIIE

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>Scot porn
>using Irn-Bru as lube
>dildo is deepfried
>camera man starts a fight with the actor

lol just lastnight i jacked it to a scottish then an english mature ladies it was so fucking weird

im irish and i understand the references go alcohol and fighting. but pick pocketing? really? that has literally never happened on this island, you would never find a crime of pickpocketing and thieving in general is very rare here

>Scottish
>aye ya radge, ah didnae ken the lass were a wee bairn

>implying tarts say gosh instead of word, lord, or christ
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>watching welsh porn
>cum repeteadly
>buy sheep

Pikeys are your ambassadors to the world

>watching American porn

>AWWWWW FUCK MEEEE AWWWWW YEAAAHHH AWWWWWWW
>OOOOH YEAHH OOOOHHHH

>peroxide hair
>skinny enough to see ribs
>plainly see implant under the skin

>YEAH UH YEAAAH UH YEAAAAAH SOOO GOOOOOOD YEAH UH
>man spits at her pussy

>watch Italian porn
>MAMA MIA THAT'S-AH SPICY-AH MEATSCHLONG

>Italian porn
>starts shoot with one man
>ends with another

Does anyone have those old english movie copypastas?

>Aussie porn

>oi cunt rim me bumhole
>fuck up cunt
>just do it ya slag
>stone the crows! ok ya wanker
>fair dinkum, stick it right in there ya Sheila!

First Scottish porn I ever saw (Private Knockoff) (Pirate?)
>lassie getting DP'ed by two kilties.
>lass is literally shouting
>AH NEED MOOOR POOOOWR

>AH'M GIVIN HER ALL AE GOT CAP'N!

>Aussie porn
>Sheila is getting DP'd by a pair of Bruces
>Indonesian man tries to come in
>FUCK OFF I'M FULL

>watch brazilian porn
>out of nowhere girls start farting into each others mouths

>90s german porn
>mostly closeups of male talent ball sack

fuckin oath later she switched to
>AH NEED MOOOR CAWWWK

It's the same in 2017 except that ballsack is brown now

>he’s never spit on a pussy
Is it not halal?

>Irish porn
>It's some Boston slut fucking some nigger

>Canadian porn
>pour maple syrup on the dog’s cock

>heroin OD on set

>I CANNAE CHANGE THA LAWS OF PHYSICS CAPTAIN

>mexican porn
>they're eating fish tacos

>watch german porn
>some dude fucking a 60yo nun on a field at night
>suddenly she starts shitting
i was very stoned and that really confused me

>italian porn
>female actor is 11/10
>male actor is hideous

Also applies to some Jap porn since they have like 5 male actors for the entire fucking country and they're all 40+ year flabby shrimpdicks

>Greek porn
>it's not anal gaysex
>immediately close the tab

This, what's up with that? Brazilians are absolutely degenerate

>Greek porn
>Greek woman being railed by a train of Turks
Wait, that's not porn, that's just a regular day

That twist ending gets me each time.

This alternate reality isn't so bad. If only Muslims were real.

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>Spunk in me fanny
>Blimey that's a nice bellend

>Italian porn
>the girl screams "Die! Die! Die!"

>Watching Brazilian trany porn
>AYE AYE AYE PAPI

UMA DELICIA

>Greek orgy scene
>some guy enters halfway
>fucks male and female actors alike
>"it's all Greek to me"

You guys never stood a chance to reddit.

You laugh but recently a woman where i live got free of charges of zoophilia despite there being pictures and videos because it is not illegal if there is no penetration. Fucking cucks
>mfw its not a meme
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bestiality-legal-canada-supreme-court-a7073196.html

>based Rocco
>the epitome of the Italian stallion
>hideous

obviously, thats where the meme comes from you dense fuck

>watching Pirate blowjob
>THAR SHE BLOWS!!!

>TFW the fetish I usually fap to is monopolized by brits

I don't like their accent

It's "dai", which pretty much means go on
KEK

>Watch american porn
>OH YEAAAHHH FUCK MY PUSS-... I MEAN MY ASS OH YEAAHHH SO GOOD

What is Dick Bush working on now? Meme Lover III when?

>"put it in my fanny"
>he puts it in her pussy instead of ass

>Dutch porn
>cameraman keeps talking
>women are quite gross and do literally anything
>men are the most disgusting creatures you've ever seen
>all men are actually amateurs since they can't afford regular male talent so every porn company has a "BE IN A MOVIE" page on their website that lets guys sign up to have sex with pornstars of their choice on camera

More people needs to know

>tfw you're so damaged by american jew porn that you can't enjoy dirty talk in your own language anymore

>Aussie porn
>it's a barbie
>oh jonno
>oh jonno
>female is literal skeleton but dripping wet
fuck that was good porn and I can't find it anymore

>watch American porn
>get shot

Aussie skellies are the best.