So... they apparently can not create money with magic, but could they mine or make bitcoins?

so... they apparently can not create money with magic, but could they mine or make bitcoins?


how does magic translates to blockchain technology?

They explain this away by just saying technology never works when magic is around
Apart from the times when it does DUDE TURN UR BRAIN OFF

>how does magic translates to blockchain technology?
This is fucking stupid.

>caring about things like money that holds the chains to our society when magic is the freedom

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not this fucking thread again

>non canon character used to replace colin creevy

They could just use that time travel thing to win the lottery every time.

We had this thread yesterday. Money can't be transfigured. Bitcoins don't exist in Harry Potter. Technology only goes haywire when in close proximity to a huge gathering of magical energy like magic schools and villages primarily populated by wizards.
Any actually interesting questions?

>Any actually interesting questions?
yes why don't they do it?

Because time turners are regulated by the ministry? They can even tell what spells are used on peoples wands.

How many neets on this board will lose everything when bitcoin goes bust?

The Timeturners are incredibly rare, every single one in existence is kept in that Ministry vault and every single one is destroyed in OotP (I think)

They are so incredibly powerful the ministry restricts all use of them unless that use is giving them to a 13 year old girl so she can do more work.
There is also nobody in the world who knows how to make new ones

>he doesn't diversify his assets
I own over a dozen different shitcoins, I'm unbustable.

The real question is, if house elves are basically slaves bound to a family and never get paid, why are they so expensive?
Ron moans about how Malfoy gets to have a house elf and that he really wants one at home as well, but Mrs. Weasley said they were too expensive.
Does one wizard millionaire just have a warehouse full of house elves he sells for huge amount of money as a one-off transaction? Even that makes no sense because house elves serve families for generations. Kreacher's great-great-grandmother served the Black family, and all her descendants kept serving the Blacks without gettin paid.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

How did they get away with many of the faux pas that riddled the books and movies? Oh wait they didn't, and that's why it will forever be cemented as easily one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>They are so incredibly powerful the ministry restricts all use of them unless that use is giving them to a 13 year old girl so she can do more work.
this reads like a joke but it unironically happened in the movie and the books

Was it rape?

You can't refute anything. You're even implying bitcoins make you real money but you can't even draw out the cash you idiot. You got scammed. Now i'm [x]ing ya dumb troll.

>but you can't even draw out the cash
tell that to two bottles of don perignon i drank this morning for breakfast

Ignore the "bald assertion" guy, he's recently started putting that sentence in randomly to annoy people. It's a guy trying to force a meme.

RON?

I missed Colin, and they should've included his younger brother Dennis. Their earnest and complete awe at the wizarding world was adorable. It was nice to see Hogwarts through the eyes of two muggleborn boys who were genuinely excited about anything and everything about this new world they were now a part of.
>Dennis in his first year sailing the boats with Hagrid across the great lake
>falls into the lake and gets picked up and put back into the boat by an enormous squid
>first thing he does when he sees Colin in the great hall is shout about his exciting adventure with the giant squid
I wish Harry showed some more awe at Hogwarts and magic in general.

>accio money

You can summon money to you if you know where it is and have seen it. Meaning you can't just rob a bank by accio'ing all the money out, you'd need to have seen all the money in the vaults and the money has to be able to get out of the vaults to reach you, and vaults usually aren't built that way.

>how does magic translates to blockchain technology?
it doesn't really translate to anything in real life, it's broken as fuck

At least Colin didn't die in the movies.
>I wish Harry showed some more awe at Hogwarts and magic in general.
He does though?

They killed Lavender Brown off instead, I don't remember that happening in the books.

As for Harry, he does show some awe at the start, but not that much. He took it in his stride pretty damn quick, not even being that impressed when faced with a three-headed dog, a baby dragon, or other magical creatures. He sees the moving photographs, living portraits, moving staircases and just accepts it after seeing it once. He showed more awe at The Burrow when he first came there.
Colin and Dennis never stopped being amazed by magic, even though they both, like Harry, grew up knowing nothing about this world. I'd just liked to have seen Harry take a more proper interest in the magical world instead of being your typical teenager moaning about homework.

Why else would she destroy every single one of them two books later?

thank you "No!" poster

Decent effort, but you reused the opening line. Also I don't think you know what "faux pas" means because it's really inapplicable to the context of the OP.

For me this was the most unrealistic aspect of the whole Harry potter universe.
If someone took me to Hogwarts when I was 11 I would literally never stop practicing magic, learning spells and charms, experimenting with potions. I mean it's so fucking amazing. And all he does is whine and not die.
Ooooh I have to write two parchments on magical history how BORING. I would be reading books at an autistic level. Accio Adderall and here I go.
Nevermind the sexual shit you probably can do when you're older.
Imagine making a vibrator appear inside a girl's pussy and controlling it while she's writing an exam.

I'm with you, I'd be all over that shit, learning everything there is to know. In the books everyone's always giving Hermione shit for going to the library, reading so many books, and having so much knowledge, but that's the right way to go about it.
I can see Ron being bored because he grew up with magic, but Harry really should've realistically been more interested than he was. He just slogged through his lessons, lazily did his homework, didn't take Occlumency seriously at all. He keeps saying Hogwarts is his real home and that he belongs there, but as soon as he's back there he just does fuck all and just wants to ride his broomstick