SAY HI TO YOUR GRANDPA FOR ME

>SAY HI TO YOUR GRANDPA FOR ME

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Use the club, Luke

Luke, have I ever told you I followed your mother so I could murder your father?
He was a good friend.

>back to the oven you fucking kike
I think Mark went a bit far in some places

Is he killing a youngling here?

Rian shit on Lukes no killing policy

>SEE YOU IN HELL, JEWLO
jesus rian

He kinda deserved it. He butchered a room full of kids

>WAKEY WAKEY! TALKING TO SNOKE WAS A BIG MISTAKEY

Runs in the family

>BEN MY LIGHTSABER SPLIT IN TWO WANNA SEE?

See? This is what 2 weeks of Jedi training get you. Yoda never should've trained him. Yoda is the real villain in Star Wars. He also allowed Anakin to be trained even though he had serious mental issues. Yoda saw this and didn't care.
Good job, you green, short-sighted midget.

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>Luke Skywalker
>face all contorted with hate
>literally looks like Sidious
>tries to murder his apprentice in his sleep

remind me why Kylo Ren is the bad guy again?

SURPRISE SPARRING SESSION BEN, GET THAT GUARD UP!

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

TRYING TO GET WOKE, BY TALKING TO SNOKE? TIME TO GET POKED!

ABSOLUTE
POWERRRRRRRRRR

And is badbecause? Fuck kids.

I dunno.
That little kid taunted Anakin by smugly calling him Master when the entire Jedi Temple knew he was denied Master status on the council.
He had it coming.

>I could literally kill this turd with a thought. But I better not take any chances.

>What's all this racket going on up here, Ben? You practising painting fancy words again?

So did Kylo willing kill all his fellow classmates, or was that Snoke influencing him?

>Do you have a Porg, a little chick, or something?
>No Ben.
>Is that a Jedi Robe?
>Yes it is!
>Hey Ben!

>TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DEX'S DINER NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

Looking at Sheev and Yoda, being a grandmaster of the force seems to turn you into a manicly laughing senile just using the force to troll people, and not really for anything useful.

Yeah those padawans were assholes

>I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT MY FATHER DID TO SAND PEOPLE

>wakes up

KINO

why is his light saber a fork

underrated

>no killing policy
what is a new hope through return of the jedi?

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Why would Luke kill his nephew if he KNOWS his own father would disapprove strongly of everything both of them are doing?

How can Yoda's ghost show up to tell Luke to just drop everything in service of Mary Sue, but Anakin's ghost not show up instead?

Would it not have been more interesting to see a conversation in which Luke is learning from his own father, and his peculiarly troubled experiences similar to Kylo Ren's own?

>Don't fuck with the Jedi Master son

GODS I WAS STRONG IN THE FORCE THEN

UNLIMITED MILKIES

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

Not the face... you bitch! NOT THE FUCKING FACE!

we all murder kids down here

because we don't want to see Hayden in Star Wars ever again

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>SEE YA AROUND KID

Fucking kek

Could have been a pre-prequel-style middle-aged man, or even just Darth Vader. The thing is this movie doesn't really feel like it's much of a sequel to TFA, let alone part 8 of a 9 movie series.
There was no indication that Jake Skywalker even considered the role Obi-Wan played as mentor to him and the role Anakin/Vader played as troubled young man turned dark side rebel when forming an opinion about either Ben Solo or the future of the force and Jedi order. This is leaving aside that in the logic of current canon force ghosts can turn up whenever, so even if they didn't go out of their way and leave the afterlife to talk to Luke or Kylo, Luke could have tried to commune with their souls/spirits to get a second, non-retarded opinion.

*record scratch* So, I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation. I mean, last you saw me I was sparing my genocidal father and trusting in him to save my life (pic related), and now I'm standing over my sleeping nephew's bed striking down at him (of course, when I tell this to that cunt Rey I'll leave out a few details, don't say a damn word or you get the knife too). Well it's kind of a funny story. Let's start at the beginning.

*Star Wars Intro Begins*
Star Wars Episode 6 1/2: The Effects of Alien Milk on the Jedi Mind, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Kill Children

It all makes sense.
Snoke was all along a force projection by the weird milk titty monster.

HAHAHAHA

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It's time for the milkers to END
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Except when Luke blew up an entire death star full of people

That was a self-defense situation

And he kicked a few security guards into a Sarlacc pit to be digested in agony for centuries

He wasn't a Jedi yet.
He hadn't even learned much, at that point.

>to be digested in agony for centuries

wouldn't they die from thirst after just a couple of days?

Canonically the Sarlacc keeps its victims alive.
Luke could've just kicked them into the sand, but nope, gotta give them endless pain forever just for taking the wrong job.

>The canon body count sits around a million
>Luke killed more people than Vader

It absorbs their consciousness

The Death Star was acting in self defense. They had reason to believe that a terrorist cell on Yavin 4 was planning to destroy the whole thing with 300,000 souls aboard.

You cannot possibly be this stupid.

IM GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT GRANDPA DID TO GRANDMA
OPEN WIDE BEN

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