Oscar winning actor

>Oscar winning actor
>loved by mainstream and hipsters
>has a mainstream kino band that reinvents their sound with each new release
>music videos are absolutely cinéma
>sex symbol, considered one of the sexiest men alive
>46 years old, still looks like pic related
>keeps delivering kinos and musiqué time and time again
How does he do it, bros?

>30 seconds to mars
>kino band
>reinvents their sound with each new album

His band makes shitty music tho

>his cock is giganto and it hurts like Satan

His band is trash. One of the worst bands that ever existed. And he's a midget who looks ridiculous standing next to a real man

I hate this actor, fucking meme guy

ugh you BITCH!!!!

Humorless method acting cunt who all his fellow actors hate.

I enjoyed that time he got beat up in Fight Club

He overacts so much

>46
>looks 21
How does he do it?

Someone post the image of him at the runway show when he sees the guy in the green coat

I fucking love that image

years old, still looks like pic related
He looks his age. I could easily mistake him for being 50 years old. Most people just don't take care of themselves, so they assume actors look young, when really that's what people should look like if they care about their health.

>He's older than Ben Affleck
How is this possible?

If I ever heard a 30 Seconds to Mars song it was 15 years ago and it was instantly forgettable shit.

>has a mainstream kino band that reinvents their sound with each new release
stopped here

I dont even know why but he comes across like he'd be an asshole if you ever met him

Worst joker ever

No natural stretch / stress lines on his face. Asians don’t age for the same reason. But also makes one look really ‘generic’ and without character.

There's not a single Ryan Gosling role he wouldn't have done better.

I find his “damaged” face tattoo so cringy

Drive

worst writing ever for a Joker

I'M ACTING actors are cancer.

>I gotta bear skin rug and grape soda on ice
Who wrote this movie? A black 11 year old boy?

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BURY ME, BURY ME

awful, awful taste

This.

Better than Nolan's Joker. Suicide Squad is better than almost everything in The Dark Knight trilogy.

let's see Paul Allen's card

I didn't like Nolan's flicks, but if you enjoyed suicide squad, you're 14

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I didn't like Ayer's flick, but if you enjoyed The Dark Knight movies, you're 14

I'M
JUST
A
SUCKER
FOR
PAIN

THIS IS YASUKE
HE'S GOT MY BACK
HE CAN CUT YOU DOWN LIKE HARVESTING COTTON

Pleb as fuck

I'll take a stylized raunchy romp over Nolan's pretentious dim garbage.

Suicide squad is a film specifically for dumb blacks and cholos

Youve got it backwards nigger

So the Avengers crowd?

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A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

You know why Nolan's Joker had more than 20 lines? Because Ledger could act, no amount of editing can help the atrocity known as Leto's Joker

fun fact: jared leto has not been in a single good movie in over 10 years

underage b& plz

what did he mean by this?

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Jesus look at that hog

Fucking lmao. His pure unbridled joy at that tacky as fuck jacket makes me smile every time. Thanks

>phimosis

that he should cut that phimosis

I'm surprised he didn't clap his hands with glee

>American born in the 70s
>uncut

It's odd how many mental midgets antagonize him

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

How does an irrelevant actor so much attention on this board?

Ok don’t get ahead of yourself here. His band is cringe tier and he’s a little bit overrated as an actor..

That said it’s pretty impressive that he was charting songs on Billboard while taking on some challenging roles in major Indy films and even blockbusters. Not the Bo Jackson of Hollywood by any means... more Deon Sanders...

Also reminder that he’s confirmed to have fucked all of these in their prime years:

>Scarlet Johansson
>Cameron Diaz
>Soliel Moon Frye
>Britney Spears
>Angelina Jolie
>Ashley Olson
>Emilia Clarke
>Paris Hilton

Don't forget he's vegan and morally superior to the general population.

>Dallas Buyers Club
>BR2049

As a guy who spends time touring with his band, it’s impressive that he’s able to pick a few projects that pan out.

You have been noted, baldposter

He's probably also fucked several people's girlfriends at TSTM shows. He probably most likely has sired hundreds of children who are being raised by cucks who have no idea.

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>gave up sex and drugs for three months for a movie or some shit
>we're supposed to be impressed by this crock of shit.

Would he make a good GRIFFIS?

I unironically liked that one hit The Kill. Half decent radio rock tune. The new walk on water is so bad and try hard and I didn't think it was them at first. Genuinely terrible. So yeah, I guess they do reinvent their sound

>Bad actor
>Terrible musician
>Alleged pedophile

It's experimental. He's throwing noodles at the ceiling to see what sticks.

Absolutely Chad

>years and years of oscarbait roles
>universally revered by everyone in hollywood except for brett ratner and a couple other wb executives
>all his co-stars hate him and don't want anything to do with him
>cloeseted gay
>multiple plastic surgeries
>46 years old with no family
>completely vanilla musician, nobody will even remember his music in a few years

How does he do it?

I just watched Requiem for a Dream the other day and his performance was straight up kino. I'd never have guessed he was a musician if I didn't already know, he seems like someone born to be an actor. Haven't seen him in anything else besides Suicide Squad but I'm interested in checking out more, which of his movies should I watch?

>298 uses of this over the course of two days
Holy shit.

And you're a retard for not recognizing something that has been posted that many times.

Don't forget he fucked Angie Varona

Emilia Clarke confirmed
???

asians dont age cause they dont let themselves get burnt by the sun