This douchebag is David Lynch's son

>this douchebag is David Lynch's son

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Emperor rule, though.

how is he a douchebag?

Mike lost a lot of weight

Seems to like early days Emperor, so cool I guess

>wearing a t-shirt with a band on it

why is every son of a famous hollywood guy listening to black metal (another example is nick cage's sone)?

>Emperor
>Soy
AHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONONO *INHALSE* HUEHUEHUEUHEHUEHUE

>create kino
>have good taste in things
>teach children to have good taste
black metal is the best genre of music right now, followed by doom metal

I despise that I was not born David Lynch's son

Thanks for letting me know!!

Metal is for tryhard faggots.

black metal got co-opted by proto soy/nu-male/hipsters well over a decade ago kiddo

>2012-2014
Blackened-Hardcore/Crust
>2014-2017
Blackgaze/Black Metal but not that disgusting lo-fi trve kvlt shit
>2017-?
Funeral Doom

>being so autistic you care about what other people wear

>black gays
????

anything but late 90s/early 00s alternative metal and unabashed nu-metal is concentrated soy

>implying I mentioned black metal
you fucking moron you implied emperor is soy, which is not. Idc about the musical genre, wasnt part of my argument, learn to fucking read lmao

>if you don't literally worship satan you're not a true black metalist!
lel Varg would kick your scrawny little ass
name a better genre right now. if you say synth wave kys please you memeing piece of shit

>not judging people for their apperance
You must be ugly.

too obvious kek
it's a list of trends, are you too dense to understand it?

>hollywood metal
literal kino in music form
youtube.com/watch?v=ti-qWQaVlO4

>power metal

bingo

i knew this chick that before 2012 was only listening to stoner, from 2012-2015 listening to atmoshit black metal and now some memewave pop and thinks she's japanese
fuck those trends

>death metal

just from the design of the shirt i can tell it's some shit metal band

metal is probably even more soyish than rap

black metal was a art before 1994
their larping was goat

Rap is masculine as fuck the problem is it's made by fucking retarded ass niggers written and funded by jews.

>metal
t.soyboy cuck numale lol

no rap is for complete fucking faggots, it's all soyboy shit. all of it.

Is it actually that soyboys are taking over everything or are guys just turning into fags now at an alarming rate and making it seem that way

>rap

>their larping was goat
They larped so hard it backfired.
>Varg makes up a bunch of satanic stuff in an interview hoping to scare Norwegian mothers and boost popularity for the scene
>Gets such a huge response that a bunch of faggy teenagers flock to the scene acting like unironic satanists in an attempt to fit in
>Black metal scene now hijacked by edgy teenagers

eminem is more masculine than every "black metal" band combined, faggot.
>HURR WE NEED TO WORSHIP SATAN TO MAKE MUSIC
pathetic

they're both soyboy shit, faggot

What's not soy to you tasteless faggots but classical and baroque era music

>Riley
is this truly the most soy cuck name?

>actually mentions classical
you fucking soyboys are so predictable

euronymous was the one who wanted that shit though
everyone in his close circle admitted that his theatrics went a bit too far with the theistic(lmao) satanism snd the whole evil bullshit. varg was just a guy who wouldn't refuse

>doesn't answer
admit you're a little bitch

>strawmanning

>soyboy shuts down because he doesn't get his list
so predictable

Eminem is an insufferable nigger loving cuck.

>eminem is more masculine than every "black metal" band combined, faggot.

>orchestral music
>not the epitome of soy

darkthrone > emperor

youtu.be/2lHkWiDrUsA

>pussy too scared to be judged by random anonymous people who use "kino" to describe movies
theres nothing to be scared of child

garbage

>being this tasteless
you probably have adhd desu not that I blame you anyone who listens to modern filth does

fenris is a soyboy, sorry senpai

THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT

t. Literal fag
Pic related

>soyboy tries to pressure into posting a list

>orchestral music requires some kind of high IQ and taste

>I'be neber mobed

>ask you to give an example, one single genre
>muh list
you act like a woman

but that's exactly the kind of guy to wear band merch

what makes fenriz a soyboy ?

I doubt I have as much estrogen flowing through my body as you.

He was one of the bands in Twin Peaks new season. Guitarist on this. youtube.com/watch?v=1E2hkZBVya4

Yes not only does it require more skill to write the music, it requires some musical education to fully appreciate unlike your beat based edm shit and metal filth or your slutty commercialized pop """music"""

>soyboy has used all his tactics and now resorts to this

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

bingo

...

lol fag

>reveals himself to be a frogposter

Emperor > Darkthrone

youtube.com/watch?v=BEXGlnK1rw0

youtube.com/watch?v=YgQRRI9goFg

>muh musical composition
>muh instrument proficiency
>muh musical education
you couldn't be tipping that fedora any harder even if you wanted to ahahahah

this isn't the soyboy(tm) gaping mouth you idiot
here's your (You)

>soyboy hates frogs

>he went to school to listen to music

Classical
Post-bop
Avant garde Jazz/free fusion
Noise
Even prog rock and Idm its more of a better genre than metal as a whole

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to fully appreciate Orchestral Music. The harmonic resolutions are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of complex 400yrs old music theory most of the complex chords will go over a typical listeners’s head.

I don't get the point of tattoos

t. soyboy

fpbp

Gonna see them live in April.

>Post-bop
Kidz-Bop?

no

youtube.com/watch?v=VZOXpRs-nbo

user I want you to be like SUPER honest with me right now please

what age are you?

kvlt points in this case

Darkthrone was only good up to, and including, Soulside Journey.

not him, are you a girl?

>dude what if we just did like really simple rhythms over and over again but really fast and really loud and then we just shouted words incohrently lmao

Metal (at least, modern metal) is worse than punk because at least punk was shit on purpose

my test levels dropped just from reading your post. congrats

No, I'm regular.

Want to suck my dick?

you speak like a girl

most kids of a celebrities end up exactly like that.
tryhards, junkies, lowlifes, unable to compete with the success of their parents. look up brando's kids and how they ended up fucked up.

very rarely the kids do something with their lives. Examples like rdj using his artsy film dad to break into hollywood are rare and usually you either end up with lowlifes who do nothing but use the power of their daddys and mommys to have a celeb life, or use their influence to do shit like Girls. The entire cast of Girls is like that. Rich famous parents who finance this shit. Lena Dunham, Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet, all talentless whores.

>Soulside Journey.
that's not how you spell panzerfaust tho
>Metal (at least, modern metal) is worse than punk because at least punk was shit on purpose

I like tattoos. That way I can instantly identify working class minimum wage underlings, even from a distance.

>ctrf + f "soy"
>22 matches
Embarrassing thread

I love Darkthrone but their death metal stuff was pretty shit

you forgot the double bass drum pedals

chaosphere by meshuggah is the only good metal album

They're for tryhard faggots and ghetto trash.
I have no real hatred for men with tattoos but women with them are filth.

tats are expensive as fuck what the fuck are you talking about lmao

t. only listens to "clean black metal" aka blut aus nord

what if I like all genreses of music?

>Not Nothing
>Not Catch 33
nice one trick pony band