Which is the best Harry Potter girl out of the entire franchise and why? Pic related, some Harry Potter girls...

Which is the best Harry Potter girl out of the entire franchise and why? Pic related, some Harry Potter girls, but you're not restricted to just them

>weinstein girl
Awful taste, but what would one expect from someone who would choose to watch one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Harry/Hermione/Luna threesome is the OTP

jesus christ, how many times is this going to get copy pasted? I hate Harry Potter, and I am sick of seeing this.

anyway, best girl is the crazy one that sees magic ghosts or whatever the fuck

Doing Gods work Anoj
wtf are you talking about? That's the only reason I ever come to harry potter threads

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same...I just come to read the pasta...the "No!" always gets me.

then just save it as an image, and you can look at it everytime you want to jack it, you deviants

Same, every fucking time

"No!".
That doesn't work. It has to be dynamic and real time. I like seeing what would the post would be and how user would use it to start the pasta.

what are you? some kind of faggot?

based

that semen demon on the left had me sporting a relentless boner when I went to see the first film with her in with those invisible horses. wish she'd dom me desu

>I hate Harry Potter, and I am sick of seeing this.
>anyway, best girl is

yeah nah mate

>implying you wouldn't want to be completely dominated by a crazy, psychotic Bellatrix who has been sex-starved for years because of Azkaban
>implying she wouldn't ride you like a fucking hippogriff, cackling all the while, occasionally using the cruciatus curse on you, carving the word "sextoy" into your arm with a knife and licking the blood as she stares you straight in the eyes

Daph is cuter in my head, but then I think that's true of most of the female characters.

>Rand God tier

But Weinstein is the best representation of this. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has extremely exciting and unique characteristics when set against the others. One of the many consistencies in the series is its excitement and creative use of special effects, which really helps bring the magic alive and the action ert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series wouldn’t be subjected to the bland directorial style he fell into afterwards with War of the Worlds, Minority Report, and Big Friendly Giant. The profitable cross-promotion for her books was really just an afterthought. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Fast and the Furious series in its refusal of stupidity, inanity, and lack of logic. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"Yes!"
The writing is imaginative and comes off of the page; the book is a masterpiece. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character “stretched his legs” rather than using the duller “went for a walk” expression.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time I saw a child’s eyes come alive with wonder while reading the books. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so naturally attuned to the Jungian archetypes that govern human thought that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a review of Harry Potter by some guy on Sup Forums. He wrote something to the effect of, “Harry Potter is great.” And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read “Harry Potter” you are, in fact, trained to read Shakespeare.

all the magic and they couldn't avoid hitting the wall

>"Wuddendid be fun to find a mudblood to Crucio -"
>[screaming intensifies]

Remember to teach your children Wand Discipline.

I was gonna say Luna but
this post has awakened something dark deep inside of me

She will never be hotter than when she was a potter girl. Think she still has the uniforms?

Girl Draco

Is she a greek?

Any answer other than Tonks is wrong. She can literally transform her entire appearance at will, plus she's feisty. She can turn into any of the other girls, automatically making her the best choice

I got a boner when she was giving herself animal noses should I be worried?

Luna is the only answer

lol haven't seen this one before

in every movie she appeared in, whoever was playing Pansy Parkinson was better looking than the other girls.

>tonks
half of Sup Forums will trigger over her hair colour

But she can change that. She can change everything about her body and appearance, she's like a walking, talking Polyjuice machine. The only thing she can't change is her character, but there's nothing wrong with her character. She's clumsy in a cute way, she likes to have fun, she likes to flirt a bit. She'd definitely be open for some kinky stuff like changing her appearance into anyone you want. Plus she's an accomplished Auror, which is a difficult job to get, meaning she got great grades at Hogwarts and worked hard to qualify.
Cute, funny, flirty, kinky, smart, hard-working, AND able to turn into any woman you want. She's perfect.

Everyone's got their fetishes, user. And I'm sure Tonks would indulge in yours. She could give herself an elephant trunk nose for you to put your dick in.

>stuff like changing her appearance into anyone you want.
She'd probably change bits of her appearance for fun or even just for fun in the bedroom, but asking a woman to totally turn into another woman that actually exists? You're never gonna get any that way.

luna

no questions asks.

this

Voldemort fucked her, so she must have something up her sleeve.

she was also best girl in game of thrones

>best girl
Not even best wildling

I meant in the bedroom obviously. I wouldn't ask her to change her entire body into someone else when we're out dating in Hogsmeade, that's like telling her I don't like how she looks and I don't want to be seen with her. But I think in the bedroom she'd be open for transforming for roleplay reasons.
Lots of married couples regularly roleplay in the bedroom as famous people or different professions. Tonks seems open for that stuff. I wouldn't ask her to change into someone we both knew very well, that'd be weird, but there's still lots of fun to be had there.

I-i-t's not like I like you or anything Potter! Baka!

>I don't want to spend time with you! I just n-need to pass this potions exam! Come over and bring that creepy book, stupid!

Is the Myrtle joi user not here today, I usually see a ghost blowjob post in these threads quite early on

Moaning Myrtle
Harry was gay for not going for that ghost poon

Guess why she's in the foreground? No not because she's one of the three MCs. No debate. She's perfect.

I want to expelly into her armus if you know what I mean

Luna, obviously.

>You will never savagely beat Emma Watson until she's unrecognisable