Union dispute

>Union dispute

What a useless character

They have an Academy Award winning attractive actress who could get black women interested in this franchise and be perfect as the love interest for Finn but instead they make her a totally ugly and ancillary alien character and pair up Finn with Jar Jar Chinks.

Its a stunningly bad decision. Its like Disney decided to light 200 million dollars on fire.

>1000 years old
>"Seemingly "neutral" character that helps the good guy
>Have wacky adventures on her own
>Only person who knows where code breaker is
It's like one off my Japanese animes

All the Sequel Trilogy aliens look like this, too. Round and wrinkled or hairy heads with large round eyes set far apart. They all look like living anuses. Just compare OT and PT aliens to this garbage and you'll see what I mean.

It's baffling.

Dispute this!
*unzips dick*

>academy award winning actress
literally who? that nigess who did the motion capture? Star wars is for white people, always has been.

Lupita Nyong'o is the Maz Kanata character in this movie and she just recently won Best Supporting Actress for 12 years a slave. And they have her in this as "Maz Kanata."

How did she get the lightsaber?
>A story for another time
What is she doing in this movie?
>Not important to show or explain

Is she the worst character ever put into a Star Wars movie? Even Jar Jar wasn't taking himself seriously, this walking plot device is insulting in a film that takes itself seriously.

Yeah, even Snoke looks like that

It’s a good example of her range but it is rather baffling.

>Jar Jar Chinks

>12 niggers victimizing history
Fuck off. That movie was shit and nothing but leftist propaganda.

She's shit. The whole reason her character was scaled back in the first place is she can't act and they were struggling to think how to work around that.
Sally Hawkins or June Squib should have won the Oscar that year.

>implying you've seen it

>Jar Jar Chinks
kek, why did this take so long?

I did watch it and not by choice. My snow flake nu-male childhood friend wanted to watch it.

like fuck you've got any mates.

>Its like Disney decided to light 200 million dollars on fire.
I much as I hate to say it but the Last Jedi made over $1 Billion.

>I much as I hate to say it but the Last Jedi made over $1 Billion.

It apparently broke even at $800 Million. They've only made like $250 Million after you account for the whorish advertising.

>"haha dude yeah yoda was cool and he was old but our new diminutive wrinkled sagely alien is even OLDER lmao how cool is that"
>"also i based her on my teacher from school a bit i'm so quirky"
>"also her eyes are anuses"

>They've only made like $250 Million after you account for the whorish advertising.

That's assuming they get 100% of the gross for every dollar made after breaking even, which they don't.

>haha she's having a whacky battle with a jetpack and having a conversation about casinos at the same time lmao

What sort of "union dispute" was xyr caught into? Could it be a hint towards how the next movie plays out?

She ruined my immersion in the film

I don't mean with this movie. I mean the lost opportunity of getting black women to see these movies, buy merchandise for their daughters and themselves, get people interested to see the movie by advertising that an Academy Award winner has a substantial role, etc.

How many Anus-Beast dolls do you think black girls bought? Or went to see the movie for Sphincter-Monster?

she didn't like the loud music from the Techno Union

This was a jab at the prequels right?

I liked her. Reminds you that the star wars universe is more than just empire vs rebels.

>Jar Jar Chinks

>Implying shes not gonna get a spinoff movie

>nothing but leftist propaganda

I'm pretty sure slavery used to be a thing.

ONION DISPUTE

>Maz straight up murdering commies
/ourgal/

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