6% average review score from critics

>6% average review score from critics
So why did (((critics))) hate this movie so much? What's in this movie that (((they))) don't want you to see?

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JUNGLE BOOGIE

Absolute Kinography

"""critics""" can't handle monkino

Watched this as a kid. Enjoyed it, I loved that scene where Dunston slapped that woman's ass during a massage.

Dunston never actually checked in, so I can't blame them since that was clearly some false advertising.

A lighthearted but ultimately meaningless and forgetful flick to keep kids

>Pure kino flies right over the heads of 94% of critics
Typical

maybe the orangutan is treated badly, which can be equated to treating someone else badly in the back of your mind, or maybe it's because he hangs out with a boy. Compare it to Kong who always has a blonde lady friend.

PONGO PYGMAEUS

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Ahead of it's time. Critics weren't ready.

is it worth a watch?

>The film had received overwhelming negative reviews from critics, and holds a 6% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Despite this, the film received positive reviews from several professional film reviewers, Desson Howe and Rita Kempley of The Washington Post referred to the film by saying "It ain't half bad", and "Plucky, prank-filled family farce" respectively. On top of this, Warren Hayes, editor of Kestrel Magazine, described the movie as "Gut-wrenchingly funny" and "an unforgettable masterpiece that will be remembered for generations to come".
>"an unforgettable masterpiece that will be remembered for generations to come".
What the fuck

They were right.

every month

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...

That non-Whites are monkeys.

does he ever check out?

downloading now, what am I in for fellas?

check em

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>Dunston
>Checks in

Jason Alexander in the role of a lifetime

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>he passionately disliked bare feet
BASED Dunston destroys feetfags.

HOLY SHIT

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> DUNSTON

smite this blasphemy from these hallowed halls

le monke

He knew it would be a C grade meme in 20 years.

How will footfags ever recover??