Admit it Sup Forums, you laughed

admit it Sup Forums, you laughed.

youtube.com/watch?v=6TfcG3ETHO4

I did but largely because the mere sight of porgs was making me laugh after months of endless memes

i thought they were just porgarific

What's the best Porg merchandise I can buy to stick my penis in?

I wonder how many kids got made at their parents for cooking "porg" this past Christmas?

I didn't laugh. I was too annoyed by how stiff the roasted Porg prop is. It looks like a chunk of plastic.

The only time I actually laughed was Super Leia, although one or two of Luke's lines made me smile.

OH NO NO NO NO

>Chewie doesn't eat it, making the porg's death even more pointless

yea i chuckled

No I didn't, that was a fucking stupid scene.
>original concept art had one porg sliced in half after turning on the lightsaber after Luke tossed it over his shoulder
>we got this instead

i saw the kids in the theater, they needed cute animals on screen to get them through the experience. i don't hate porgs and crystal wolves, they are a necessary evil.

part of that was put into the movie. when rey goes to fetch the beam sword a porg is stomping on the switch.

i'm guessing "porg" is short for "poor organism" and the running joke was supposed to be how they get into trouble/ die.

The only time I laughed was Luke fucking MaRey Sue as she reached out to touch the force.

No.

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I never hid my porg love. Porg is life, porg is love

God damn I want to fuck that thing.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

I was sitting in the IMAX theater chair grinding my teeth and clenching my fists silently mouthing This is reddit This is memes

>watch movie in 3/4th full theater at 9am Christmas day
>no one laughed at any joke

Nope. I didn't really like any of the forced humor in the movie since it kept killing the tension of the movie.

The jokes were easily the least funny parts. I went with my family, and my mom wouldn't stop cooing at the cute animals.

I guess I know why they put so many in the fucking thing

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I would have eaten the cooked porg. The others weren't guilting him either. They were waiting for scraps.

That's not funny. That's fucking dark. So is the bit with Chewie.

I wish they had kept this in the movie

Couldn't they have used a roast chicken for the prop

>He thought it was sadder the poor cute porgs but not when he caught killed defeathered skinned gutted and decapitated the Porg

Exactly what I thought at first.