Why the FUCK didn't disney make Finn a damn jedi? He had 2 lightsaber fights in the first movie! TFA setup his training and redemption perfect. Fucking hacks.
Story starts the same minus bullshit with Rose. Rey goes to meet Luke and he's a broken man, because he let Ben slip away and lost everything he'd worked for. No need to turn him into a suspicious murdering bastard. Rey convinces him to train her but guess what? She immediately turns to the dark side like in TLJ, Luke casts her out, refusing to train another lost student, and then the Snoke x Kylo Ren mind meld happens, and she's influenced into leaving and confronting Kylo by herself. Meanwhile Finn wakes up from Recovery yelling "Where's Rey?!". They then receive a transmission with Chewie howling indiscriminately but C3PO understands and tells them that Rey took the ship and went off to confront Kylo.
>What happens next?
Finn should of been a Jedi
Negroes cant into force cuz melanin powers
>should of
negro intelligence
Don't be daft.
Disney couldn't have him blacking their pretty white girl so they palmed him off with a D plot and another Diversity hire love interest.
Luke enters Finn's body in Episode IX beats Kylo Ren
rey is seduced to the dark side by kylo
Finn trains as a jedi to save her
maybe
Now that I think of it, wouldn't a former stormtrooper becoming a Jedi be a really great example of the "powerful Force users don't have to come from bloodlines" message that the movie tries to push?
Rian thought it would be fun to have him spend the entire second movie with a gook in a casino.
Making him a jedi would have been lazy and stupid.
They should have given him an actual character and meaningful arc instead, instead of "dude I know where the buttons are".
he never shows any talent in the force or any force sensitivity at all. he's also an ex stormtrooper or something. anyone can pick up a lightsaber but it takes a jedi to use it without getting fucked up big time
melanin=midichlorians
why do you think darth vader was voiced by james earl jones?
Would have just made him Kyle Katarn, not a bad thing honestly.
Because they wanted those China but and decided not to...then somehow failed even harder
It would be just as useful to push a "you don't need to be a Jedi to matter" message.
>Back away from the typewriter Rian!
>And put your fucking franchise murdering hands up!
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Mace Windu, you fucking retard.
A SHIT LORD?
Do you even have to be a Jedi to be proficient with a lightsaber?
But both Han and (TFA) Poe already have that character type slotted not to mention all the other various non force users.
Grievous but he had cybernetic enhancements.
It used to be the case that using it as a weapon one needed training while simply requiring the ability to not cut yourself to bits using a glorified welding torch as a tool. Kinda thrown out the window with TFA given Finn's use of it though.
I checked the kotor wiki. You need to be a Jedi before you can even hold one. So that's canon.
Han's character took a backseat from ESB onwards. And Poe is just a competent pilot, not a Man of Destiny as 0083 would say. I'm talking about Finn taking a real central role to the story, showing that a hero can come from anywhere and accomplish great things.
Instead he fucked up, got 3/4s the Resistance fleet shot down, and couldn't even an hero correctly. They've flushed Finn down the toilet and it sucks.
This. Plus its not like theyre blackwashing Kyle Katarn.
Honestly TLJ pissed me off because Finn could have been trained in the ways of the Force
He had a super computer inside to do all the calculations
>kotor
>canon
I miss it too, bro.
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Wasn't KOTOR made during/after the prequels though? How do they explain General Grievous then?
He's a robot so it doesn't count. It's like if you put the lightsaber in a vice.
It's just a gameplay mechanic. Han Solo did his tauntaun trick in V, remember.
For average coward who knows nothing about force and space swords, he did pretty well in his lightsaber fights. The spark was there for people to want hin to get better with the lightsaber. At least give him that taser baton as his main weapon, fuck.
And Han Solo could have done the exact same shit but instead he only used it to slice open livestock.
you have to blow into it first so it can measure your midichlorians
He's not, he's an alien with cancer or something so they put him in an exosuit
Well he's mostly robotic
He could have, the problem with your point is that than had it briefly for one scene while Finn had it on his person through out the whole movie since it was ddiscovered up until Ret vs Kylo. And all the lightsaber action was triggered as a challenge to him and specifically him. How does that not give off " Oh man, Finn's gonna be a Jedi!" vibes?
*Han has it
It was just JJ seeding the ground for someone else to build on. Same thing with the mysteries about Rey's parents, Snoke, Luke's lightsaber, R2's map, and how the First Order was able to turn a planet into a galactic superweapon without anyone noticing.
Then Rian said fuck it and we got TLJ.
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MORE MACHINE NOW, THAN MAN
TWISTED AND EVIL
No way he could've been a Jedi with htose child bearing hips