Best Spongbob Episodes

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the one when bob says texas is stupid and sandy gets mad

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Jellyfish Jam

Everyone from Texas really is dumb

Magic Conch Shell
Ugly and Proud
Doodlebob
Snail Race
The one where they play at that rock concert
The others listed in this thread are also GOAT

That really must be a Texan thing because my Grandma gets fucking pissed if you say anything bad about Texas.

These, especially

what was the name of the episode when he was ready for work but then he somehow got involved in some wacky antics with his friends that prevented him from making it to his workplace?

Lost Episode

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Whichever is the one with no dialogue. Also is it just me or do they NEVER play the valentines day episode? That ones fucking great

squidward suicide episode is pretty good

pardon me young lady

The valentine's day one only gets played on valentine's day
>Heart on stick must die!

This

Some shop Chloe into it

That episode gave me nightmares

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I DEFY YOU HEART MAN

The episode where patrick and spongebob pretend to be a gay couple raising an oyster

This episode triggered a fucking existential crisis in my 6 year old brain.

The more I remember old spongebob the more I just wish it ended with the movie. At least it does canonically I guess.

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>5/6 episodes revolving around the krusty krab
checks out

spongebob is pure kino