Is keanu /ourguy/?

is keanu /ourguy/?

Whoa I didn't know Keanu was a cunnybro!

we had this thread just an hour ago. Do you like that girl or something?

Fuck off, reddit

Yo my guy Keanu looks amazing here hope he is happy

>drive an hour to the nearest liquor store on your sick bike
>tired and haggard from filming John Wick 3
>just want to get a good drink, go home, and crash on the couch
>some roastie whore walks up to you while you're admiring the selection of vodka
>has her daughter with her
>begs you for a picture
>fuckthat.jpg
>look down at this clearly neglected child who is only there because mommy's new boyfriend told her to bring back a 40
>feel empathy
>meekly agree to take a picture
>little girl's eyes light up as she runs to your side
>crouch down a bit and try to hide the disgust you have towards her mother
>roastie thanks you for the picture
>little girl can't even even muster up a simply 'thank you' because she's still overjoyed that you took a picture with her
>look at her and say, "It was my pleasure. Have a nice night."
>watch them walk away as whore mother is babbling on about how many likes she's going to get on instagram while roughly tugging on her daughter's arm
>turn back to your selection of vodka and try to put the incident out of your mind.

>real lolita shit, REAL lolita shit
what did he mean by this?

Jesus I can see this so clearly I feel bad for the guy.

Is it true Keanu adlibbed this into the scene?

oh.

damn it user

What the fuck, man. Now this is all I'm thinking about.

Keanu biopic, when?

only good thing about that fucking film.

how do you run errands on a motorbike

What kind of Kettle Chips did he take, bros? I bet he's a patrician and takes the sea salt and vinegar.

See that thing strapped to his back?

Nah look at his lips he is definitely a lime guy or BBQs

>IT WAS FREE CHEESE PIZZA

Most wear backpacks to carry their shit.

Where can I get Keanus jacket

>motorbike

Saving you fucks from Hitler was the biggest mistake in history.

why does that little girl have a massive flaccid dick?

real lolita shit

that kid will grow up to be a cool person just because of that pic

>i make up stories in my mind worshiping the based /ourguys/ of the Sup Forums board of Sup Forums
Are you alright user?

What if that really is Keanu?

shut up
why would i waste my time here?

That girl (or boy!) is super cute.

Because William Shatner does.
No shame in it.

chinks are not white. you will be hanged on the DOTR

You just know

He's not left-wing, sooo not, not /ourguy/

It depends on what type of kettle cooked chips he buys, jalapeno and sea salt and vinegar are the only correct options.

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“Being Keanu the Wick the Movie” when?

Kenau is glmasd i looooove kookoo vorp

according to refn he did. abbey also punched elle for real and jenna adlibbed the necro scene

yeah

>hanging Keanu

Can we kill this man on the DOTR?

He loves his fans and has never neglected one. He only flips out when paparazzi do this shit to him like in that pizza pic

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Just like me.

she's a qt did he take her home with him?

I think part of the deal shills make is that they won't get in trouble for posting pedo shit as long as it falls short of actual CP.

They recruit these cunts from pedo shitholes like neogaf.

Hey! I visit reddit too!

Now, we're living in it. This whole planet is a synthesis because some alien wanted to observe the story of Keanu: The One and his time among the mortals.

He's one of us.

Funny how Refn brings the dark freak out in everybody, but Goose just become more Goosey.
Even in OGF he just wanted to return to the womb.

Saddlebags can haul a lot of shit.

Who else is a çunnyseur besides keaneu and refn

Best Keanu pic.
(Though I think it's from a movie)

>fuckthat.jpg
No greentext story ever uses this meme properly

Back to /pol.

that could be a boy with long hair.

What did that have anything to do with Sup Forums? Are you assuming the boyfriend is black? That's pretty racist. Maybe YOU should go back to Sup Forums

main man Mark Hamill lurks here too

Hey Keanu. You're alright man. All the best

you too man

Honestly I would french kiss her

he actually took a paparami guys camera
and ran with it. the guy is chasing him

Blip. Tenenbaum etsel. Cheille cheel. Menka menka. Telebraum.sepitit distillery chetsnalnul hepsabibble tocka no tolka

Polanski

She took him home

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sorry i meant speedy go go bi-cycle

Dammit why didnt I like little girls when they were my age

except keanu is a good guy and nothing like your shitty fanfic